[Bob4God]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Ok this one is good too....

Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.

Excuse me, but our bathroom habits are absolutely none of your business!

And if JESUS ever made a poo poo, I am sure it wasn't like ours. The Holy Feces of CHRIST JESUS could heal the blind just by rubbing on their eyes, or feed the hungry.

PRAISE HIM!

[Ynot1968]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Ok this one is good too....

Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

His preoccupation with pee-pee and poopy was disgusting.



YiC,

Zech
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[Bob4God]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)

Being of the retarded variety, ThatDude was unable to meet the requirements needed to be eligible to post on Landover Baptist forums.

He will not be missed.

[ThatDude]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

ThatDude has been asked to apologize publicly in this thread for his nasty words.

If he does not do so within the next 2 (TWO!) minutes, he will be banned.

You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)

[Bob4God]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

ThatDude has been asked to apologize publicly in this thread for his nasty words.

If he does not do so within the next 2 (TWO!) minutes, he will be banned.

[Zechariah Smyth]

You're a fucking idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your penis while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a shit? You disgust me.

(Galatians 5:16) "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."

And please watch the potty-mouth.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[ThatDude]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

You're a fucking idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your penis while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a shit? You disgust me.

[coffee_and_tv]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

I'm going to be honest, I'm still unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, props to the topic creator for fooling everyone, if not, then this is just creepily funny.

People experiment with masturbation. No big deal as long as they don't let it consume them.

You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people with the talk of "servants". Why don't we bring back slavery? It wasn't that bad, was it True Christians?

Agreed. All I can really say is, LOL at this thread

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people.

There is a forum for everything. You came here for a reason. Was it to hang out with other white people?

[Never]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

I'm going to be honest, I'm still unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, props to the topic creator for fooling everyone, if not, then this is just creepily funny.

People experiment with masturbation. No big deal as long as they don't let it consume them.

You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people with the talk of "servants". Why don't we bring back slavery? It wasn't that bad, was it True Christians?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

What about the woman who was stuck on the can for 2 years in her boyfriend's trailer? You probably don't think the dude who let her stay should have worried about her, either. BTW, where did that guy go to the bathroom?

I would have thought that when she was in there for over ten minutes, he would have gotten concerned. When she refused to come out after several hours, he should have realized that something was wrong and called 911. The woman was obviosuly mentally unstable.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

How is humiliating him by forcing him to do servants work going to make him responsible?

Cleaning up the messes you create teaches you to be responsible for yourself.
Having servants do it just makes you feel as though you can do whatever you like, and any mess that results is someone else's problem, and that's a very irresponsible attitude.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

What a heroic topic. Thank you to Sister Thumper for bumping it so that all of the new lost souls on this site can educate themselves.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Cleaning up after himself does not make a man gay - it makes him considerate and responsible.

How is humiliating him by forcing him to do servants work going to make him responsible?