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  • Jimdandy
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    Re: Disabled children?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You are quite correct. If a crippled-up baby were to pop out of a woman's tummy, it would be clear evidence that she was never really Saved© in the first place. She's be put out on the street along with her demonic brat the same day.
    Thanks for the confirmation Pastor.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Disabled children?

    Originally posted by Jimdandy View Post
    Since the Pastor is led by God that won't happen. Anyways if it did happen obviously the woman who gave birth did not have strong enough faith, in which case the Pastor is absolved of all responsibility. It would be the Godless jezebel’s fault.

    Now Pastor please correct me if I am wrong. I thought I would just try to help out.
    You are quite correct. If a crippled-up baby were to pop out of a woman's tummy, it would be clear evidence that she was never really Saved© in the first place. She's be put out on the street along with her demonic brat the same day.

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  • Jimdandy
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    Re: Disabled children?

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    So if your wife gave birth to one of these disabled children, would you abandon your faith?
    Since the Pastor is led by God that won't happen. Anyways if it did happen obviously the woman who gave birth did not have strong enough faith, in which case the Pastor is absolved of all responsibility. It would be the Godless jezebel’s fault.

    Now Pastor please correct me if I am wrong. I thought I would just try to help out.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Disabled children?

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    So if your wife gave birth to one of these disabled children, would you abandon your faith?
    I have not been Blessed with a wife as of yet, friend. And as a rule, I don't like entertaining these atheistic hypothetical questions. You are just here to mock Jesus, it's plain to see.

    I could no more abandon True Christianity™ than I could abandon being a blonde-haired, blue-eyed American. Once we have been washed by the sweet blood of Jesus, we are Saved permanently. When a person is Saved, salvation is assured (Romans 8:1).

    No True Christian™ woman has ever given birth to a crippled baby so far as I know. It's just not possible. But you wouldn't understand that, because you hate God.

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  • northernstudent
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    Re: Disabled children?

    So if your wife gave birth to one of these disabled children, would you abandon your faith?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Disabled children?

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    I'm enquiring whether anybo0dy on this forum has given birth to a disabled child, and would like to know your opinions.
    If a Christian did so, would that make the parents the spawn of Satan?
    Of course not.

    True Christians™ would never have a retard or a flipperbaby. We are God's favorite church.

    By the way, do you know how cripple babies are made? When unsaved scum fornicate during the womans filthy unclean time, a gimped up baby is the result. God hates that gross stuff.

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  • northernstudent
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    Disabled children?

    I'm enquiring whether anybo0dy on this forum has given birth to a disabled child, and would like to know your opinions.
    If a Christian did so, would that make the parents the spawn of Satan?
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