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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    This whole thing is quite funny, just trow everything mankind has invented to date artifacts overboard and make your own belief of how old the earth is. For instance, the claims that earth is only 6,000 years old is pure nonsense, skeletons of humans have been found that are 30,000 years old and this has been confirmed by carbon dating. So there goes the whole 6,000 year theory, because that's what is, just a theory because you fail to bring any evidence of it.
    Duck, you're a fool. The proof is in the Bible plain as day. Take a look at THIS thread, where the true age of the earth is explained clearly by our own Pastor Billy-Rueben.

    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
    For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
    Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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  • snottyduck
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    This whole thing is quite funny, just trow everything mankind has invented to date artifacts overboard and make your own belief of how old the earth is. For instance, the claims that earth is only 6,000 years old is pure nonsense, skeletons of humans have been found that are 30,000 years old and this has been confirmed by carbon dating. So there goes the whole 6,000 year theory, because that's what is, just a theory because you fail to bring any evidence of it.

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  • Glendora Christianson
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    So, then, a fish that looked like an Army-issue shovel with eyes painted on it was older than the universe? It's amazing what the unsaved will believe, just to avoid having to believe in the truths of the Bible. Like it or not, both Genesis creation accounts are Divinely inspired, literally true, and necessary for salvation.
    Thank you for bringing some sense to this discussion. The bible isn't a buffet luncheon where you can pick and choose what you want to believe. (if it was, I'd avoid the Carrot-Raisin Salad) So folks who call themselves Christians are just liars if they don't believe the whole Bible.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    So, then, a fish that looked like an Army-issue shovel with eyes painted on it was older than the universe? It's amazing what the unsaved will believe, just to avoid having to believe in the truths of the Bible. Like it or not, both Genesis creation accounts are Divinely inspired, literally true, and necessary for salvation.

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  • Dark Angel
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    How do you know what Mother G is thinking? Seems you've got syphilis on the brain, Darkie.
    Public schools teach about STDs in Health classes when they want to emphasis that the students should abstain from sex of any kind.
    Glendora just got the two mixed up because the pronunciation of the words sound similar. It was just a minor correction, that's all.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by Dark Angel View Post
    You're thinking of syphilis.
    How do you know what Mother G is thinking? Seems you've got syphilis on the brain, Darkie.

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  • Dark Angel
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    I think you're still right, Brother Deaner; Cephalaspis is something you catch from the whores of secular science.
    You're thinking of syphilis.

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  • Glendora Christianson
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    I always thought Cephalaspis was something you caught from whores.
    I think you're still right, Brother Deaner; Cephalaspis is something you catch from the whores of secular science.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    This topic really makes me wonder why you all want to pinpoint the age of earth
    Wrong. It's about defending the accuracy, wisdom and insight that's in the Bible. If we don't we all rot in hell.

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  • snottyduck
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    This topic really makes me wonder why you all want to pinpoint the age of earth, why does it matter how old this planet is?? And they fooled me?? Not really, I can already see were this is going, the next thing you do is claiming to all those stuff that they found are fakes, no?? But the truth is that they are digging up dinosaurs for centuries, the fact that they find them is not new, the fact that they preserve them is. And why do you find the fact that dino's are that old so offensive?? Is there any specific reason for that?? God created the dinosaurs, so it was His doing too.

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    So, how about the numerous skeletons of dinosaurs and other creatures?? where do you place them in you 6000 year old Earth??
    So they fooled you too eh?
    Planted by God to fool Archaeologists. (and Ducks)

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  • snottyduck
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    So, how about the numerous skeletons of dinosaurs and other creatures?? where do you place them in you 6000 year old Earth??

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  • Deaner
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    I always thought Cephalaspis was something you caught from whores.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
    Does the Bible come with a time line?? I don't think so...
    You don't think at all, do you? God created the earth in 3987 B.C. I challenge you to find me a single verse of the Bible saying that He created some slimy fish 400000 trillion years before He created the Earth.

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  • snottyduck
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    Re: Cephalaspis or Jesus? You Decide - A Poll!

    Does the Bible come with a time line?? I don't think so, nowhere there is stated how old the earth is. And why would it matter if it's 6000 or 6,000,000,000 years old?? Time is an invention of men anyway because we have the desire to measure everything so we can make our lives more organized. Why are you so threatened by a creature like that?? Is it your fear that it might debunk some texts in the Bible??

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