[TamiJanMartiKarlaFay]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Paula SEEMS as wholesome as nice buttered grits, fluffy white biscuits and freshly-laundered sheet/uniforms. But is her butter obsession a bit worrying? I'm too genteel to post any links to "Last Tango In Paris." Though she's getting as big as a Brando. Buttery food for thought.

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I apologized to the father for being uppity and thinking I was worthy to attend his daughters wedding where I would have lusted after the white virgin bride. He forgave me and told me to get the hell off his lawn or at least get a lawnmowner and cut it, which it did. Said I cut grass better than most Mexicans!

[Joshrine]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Even though she can't seem to spell her name correctly she seems (seams?) like a good Christian lady.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I'm supposed to fly to Utah tomorrow for a wedding but I got a call today from te brides father saying they are having a negro free event. However I'm invited to the small reception next mint for the lesser important folks.
Can you believe this racist nonsense?!??

Well, it looks like they are obeying Acts 17:26 and Daniel 2:43. They simply don't want to endanger the wedding and marriage.

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I'm supposed to fly to Utah tomorrow for a wedding but I got a call today from te brides father saying they are having a negro free event. However I'm invited to the small reception next mint for the lesser important folks.
Can you believe this racist nonsense?!??

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I want us the Christians of LBC to march with me to the place where I was jailed and protest with me! Who's in??

I'm afraid God disagrees in this case. Didn't all this ado begin when you refused to serve some well-deserved refreshments?! Let us consult the Good Book, the Bible, the True and Only Word of God, the Utterings of Jesus Christ our Savior. What does He have to say?

Romans 12:20
Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.



I shall NOT demonstrate against GOD! What a vile suggestion. I think it is time for you to move on and apologize and start afresh with the proper attitude of servitude.

Matthew 10:24
The disciple is not above his master, nor the servant above his lord.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I want us the Christians of LBC to march with me to the place where I was jailed and protest with me! Who's in??

True Christians do not solve their problems by resorting to street riots and looting liquor stores, boy.

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I want us the Christians of LBC to march with me to the place where I was jailed and protest with me! Who's in??

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

I hollared about being an invited guest to a wedding and it being assumed I'm there to serve drinks. Also getting arrested for not serving and the brides racist father that has a grudge against minorities.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Black Americans.

Alrighty, I'll pay you for any unpaid work you've done...aw dang, ain't you the boy what started hollerin' about totin' drinks earlier?

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Black Americans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Which is why we deserve reparations.

What do you mean by "we," boy?

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Which is why we deserve reparations.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Bad evil and oppressive days.

At least you boys were gainfully employed.

Shame about the wages!



YiC,

Zech

[knob polisher]

Re: God Bless Paula Deen

Bad evil and oppressive days.