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  • Benedict A. Davis
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    While our Pastors would have the last word on this, it just seems to me the men would carry stones in buckets they got at Home Depot.
    1 word for you Mayor...MetroChristian.It started with Jim Baker and his Eurotrash designer suits you know.Remember when dressing to the nines was a clean short sleeve white button down and a clip on tie? I have heard of people paying more for a cup of that designer coffee than I would have spent on that tie.Coffee, that Starbucks store whats wrong with Dunkin Donuts Cup o java and half a dozen curlers or a medium frappe decaf double foam Bolivian espresso, same price! What is the world coming to.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    While our Pastors would have the last word on this, it just seems to me the men would carry stones in buckets they got at Home Depot.

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Younghotgirl View Post
    wow. I would love a bag.

    Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.

    It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!
    It is true too that True Christian men have priorities over lending we ladies a hand and that is another reason I thought they would be a great idea.

    They are multi-functional too for us gals, Miss Young-hot-girl!

    One day, a great bag for stone carrying and the next; useful for carrying all required material for Bible Study and the next; take it to the store when wanting to stock up on ingredients for the next bake sale! The possibilities are endless!

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Younghotgirl View Post
    wow. I would love a bag.

    Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.

    It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!
    I'll be happy to carry your stones for you, young lady. You may have noticed that I work out....

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
    Any particular verse or scripture you may want on them?
    How about:
    Deuteronomy 17:5 (King James Version 1611) Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
    As shown.

    Camo will be fine.

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  • Younghotgirl
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    wow. I would love a bag.

    Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.

    It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    When can I order some?
    Right now!

    I can whip them up in a jiffy!

    Any particular verse or scripture you may want on them?

    For the Gents I can do cammo print if you like too.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
    Indeed they will and do Brother Billy Bob Jenkins!

    I tried them out the other day when carrying razor-sharp stones back from the beach.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
    When can I order some?

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Will those totebags handle sharp stones? I know some people really like their stones sharp.
    Indeed they will and do Brother Billy Bob Jenkins!

    I tried them out the other day when carrying razor-sharp stones back from the beach.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Will those totebags handle sharp stones? I know some people really like their stones sharp.

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Ladies,

    I have been working fast and furious these past days and I don't know just how you gals will feel about this.

    A recent incident has caused me to rethink my mode of carrying stones.

    My hands became quite calloused from the handle, which resulted in my day to day work for Jesus to be compromised.

    I did explain further on the Stoning thread, but I have whipped up a few tote bags to show you what I mean.

    Here are samples of the bags:




    Now I know they are a little "out there", but they are practical and functional, while also being a fashion staple.

    I can make them in cotton, linen or calico and any logo or slogan required can be applied with ease.

    Feedback as soon as possible would be great.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Reverend, how do you prefer yours? 'Locust topping' is a real Snap, Crackle & Pop!
    Sister, that sounds like a crispy taste treat!

    I'll rely upon your excellent taste . . . surprise me!

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  • SUV
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Reverend, how do you prefer yours? 'Locust topping' is a real Snap, Crackle & Pop!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Could you "tell by the smell"? They're nearly done!

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  • SUV
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    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
    if we can get SUV to make some of her scrumptious dung cakes to fill them with, we will be all set!
    Could you "tell by the smell"? They're nearly done!

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