[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Mother Glynndie, I have complete 3 buckets now for our own personal use, but I have made 24 more to sell at our next bake sale! GLORY!! Now if we can get SUV to make some of her scrumptious dung cakes to fill them with, we will be all set!

Sister Rebecca, does she bake them over real human dung, as commanded in Ezekiel 4:9-12?

Passage Ezekiel 4:9-12

9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Yum!! I bet they taste perfectly GODLY!

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Then they will have to get their own buckets and fill them.
What we were talking about was man stones that could FELL a man! One a WOMAN can throw, hit a big fellow, and still knock him unconscious. At least every couple of weeks a few of us ladies get together and go to the river on a stone-gathering spree. We pack a picnic and make a day of it. Compare notes on the men's stones, discuss the proper technique, things like that.

Mother Glynndie, I have complete 3 buckets now for our own personal use, but I have made 24 more to sell at our next bake sale! GLORY!! Now if we can get SUV to make some of her scrumptious dung cakes to fill them with, we will be all set!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Lumpy, how out of context can you take something?! Yes, the Bible does refer to a man's unmentionable dangly parts as "stones," but the innocent Justina was not speaking of THOSE stones!

And why do you assume that I was?

Not all men have the same size hands, nor the same arm strength. Stronger men with bigger hands would probably prefer larger, heavier stones than men with smaller hands or less arm strength.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Depends on the man.

You stay out of it, Unsaved Vermin.

I have some nice large man's stones. I use them on those damned Redskin Injuns that keep standing outside the Civic Center. It takes a LOT of large stones to bring down just one of those bastards.

[Bob4God]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Lumpy, how out of context can you take something?! Yes, the Bible does refer to a man's unmentionable dangly parts as "stones," but the innocent Justina was not speaking of THOSE stones!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

It has just occurred to me: Wouldn't these buckets have to be quite large in order to adequately hold a man's stones?

Depends on the man.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

It has just occurred to me: Wouldn't these buckets have to be quite large in order to adequately hold a man's stones?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Their sin is taken away, and temptations can no longer affect them unless they give in.

BTW, your claim that Christians are incapable of sin is the mortal sin of presumption. Repent, or you'll be spending eternity having to listen to Mr. GC in hell.

Funny, I can't seem to find this "mortal sin of presumption" anywhere in God's Word. What I can find, however, is the unforgivable sin of blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, which sounds a lot like your claim that the Holy Spirit is incapable of preventing Christians from sinning. Enjoy Hell.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Read the verse again...It says "the one who has NEVER SINNED".

Really?

John 8:7 (KJV): So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

I'll humor you and quote your satanically corrupted NIV (and may Jesus forgive me for doing so, even to rebuke an unsaved Romanist):

John 8:7 (NIV): When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Now, as you were saying?

If it just says "the ones without sin now," why do you think the Pharisees walked away?

They had rejected Jesus and were therefore still in their sins.

Hey! I just got a new idea! From now on I'm calling you Pharisees 2.0!

Whatever you want, Semiramis-worshiper 1.1.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

And if you weren't a papist bastard you would know that he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

Thus, Jesus expects True Christians™ to cast stones. Glory!

Read the verse again...It says "the one who has NEVER SINNED".

If it just says "the ones without sin now," why do you think the Pharisees walked away? Hey! I just got a new idea! From now on I'm calling you Pharisees 2.0!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

"Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!

Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

And if you weren't a papist bastard you would know that he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

Thus, Jesus expects True Christians™ to cast stones. Glory!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

"Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!

No I'm not.

[JennyD]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Their sin is taken away, and temptations can no longer affect them unless they give in.

BTW, your claim that Christians are incapable of sin is the mortal sin of presumption. Repent, or you'll be spending eternity having to listen to Mr. GC in hell.

Could you give us chapter and verse on this "mortal sin of presumption"?

Also, could you give us chapter and verse on some sins being "mortal sins" while others are somehow acceptable?

Thanks!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Can you tell us what Jesus says about those who have bathed in His Blood and been born again in Him?

Their sin is taken away, and temptations can no longer affect them unless they give in.

BTW, your claim that Christians are incapable of sin is the mortal sin of presumption. Repent, or you'll be spending eternity having to listen to Mr. GC in hell.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Just don't get too carried away ladies. Remember, us guys don't want to carry around pink buckets, and PLEASE don't glue tiny seashells all over the place. I remember that seashell Bible cover that Mother G made for me last year on my birthday. I sliced my hands up something awful on that thing.

Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.

Christ experiencing His temporary death while wearing a red, white, and blue camo loincloth?

So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

"Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!

Can you tell us what Jesus says about those who have bathed in His Blood and been born again in Him?