[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Shh..."

Oh, don't worry, Miss Maisie, I can still get pregnant. I intend to have 13 children some day, so I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my chances of having those children.

So you admit to deliberately stop your lady problems just to hurt Jesus. Undecided, if you have any hope of being allowed a servant here in Freehold you are going to have to do better than this.

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

Oh, don't worry, Miss Maisie, I can still get pregnant. I intend to have 13 children some day, so I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my chances of having those children.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: "Shh..."

Why, Undecided, you don't have your lady time? I can only assume this might impair your ability to get pregnant, and you don't want that, honey! What else are women for in the eyes of God?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Shh..."

How many times do I have to say this: I DO NOT GET MY PERIOD.

Undecided,

You realize by your' refusal to have a normal "lady problem" you are attacking God directly. As Brother Seeker has explained Jesus cursed you girls with this problem for your own good so that no woman would ever again damn the human race with her out of control carnal lusts like Eve did. Now Jesus loves you so much He died a temporary death for your' sake Undecided, don't you think PMS is the lest you can do for Him in return?

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

Then you're going to hell.

BEFORE WHAT?
You admit that you HAVE met him then.
You say - I've never met him BEFORE.. So once again I inquire, when did you first meet him?
You know, the event that was thus after "before you met him"?
I realise that English isn't your first language, Mister The Grounch, but it's a turn of phrase, an expression. You're taking it too literally.

I shudder at the horrible things you must no doubt get up to, when you have your monthly curse. How many times do I have to say this: I DO NOT GET MY PERIOD.

God says you sin, therefore you sin.
Or are you calling God a liar?
Well I know I don't sin, so you can draw your own conclusions.

And "your" gods?
Do they belong to you in some way, or did you make them up?
With us it's the opposite, we don't own God, God owns us like mindless toys.
(But then, our God is real, yours are made up.)
No, They are mine because we are dedicated to each other.

Allright:
Satan. There.. I capitalized the name of your main "diety".
Happy now?

He is not one of my deities, but I do appreciate you capitalizing His name.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: "Shh..."

Neither, actually.

Then you're going to hell.

No, ever. I keep telling you people that just because I'm a witch, it doesn't mean that I'm "in cahoots" with Satan. I've never met Him before.

BEFORE WHAT?
You admit that you HAVE met him then.
You say - I've never met him BEFORE.. So once again I inquire, when did you first meet him?
You know, the event that was thus after "before you met him"?

Sorry... I have a fetish for blood.

I shudder at the horrible things you must no doubt get up to, when you have your monthly curse.

My gods don't need to die for my sins because I do not sin, and gods don't die.

God says you sin, therefore you sin.
Or are you calling God a liar?

And "your" gods?
Do they belong to you in some way, or did you made them up?
With us it's the opposite, we don't own God, God owns us.
(But then, our God is real, yours are made up.)

It's a respect thing; you'll notice that I capitalize the names and pronouns of deities, no matter what religion they belong to. I know I can't expect the same from you, though, sadly.

Allright:
Satan. There.. I capitalized the name of your main "diety".
Happy now?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Shh..."

No, I'm not a stalinist, I'm Anti-Bush.

That's one of the most blatant pieces of sophistry I've ever seen. "No, I'm not a Joo, I just pick pennies off the ground, have an unhealthy obsession with Catholic schoolgirls, avoid pork like the plague, and control the media." "No, I'm not a woman, I'm just completely incapable of rational thought, belong in the kitchen, wasn't granted the vote until around 1920, and cannot go a month without bleeding between my legs."

And you are highly unoriginal.

Of course he is! When did the Lord Almighty tell us to be original? Being original is just one step away from thinking for yourself.

My gods don't need to die for my sins because I do not sin, and gods don't die.

Perhaps your sissy limp-wristed false "gods" don't die, but Our Lord Jesus Christ is perfectly capable of dying whenever He sees fit. Praise!

And who has been saying that, may I ask?

Lilith's been trying to market you as part of a "buy one, get one free" offer, but so far there's been very little interest.

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

Here's an even better idea..
Why don't you hold your own breath until you do?
That'd make the choice you have more clear: Jesus or damnation. TURN OR BURN!
What's it's gonna be, woman?
Neither, actually.

So you're a stalinist then.. I see.
Well, I suspected as much.
No, I'm not a stalinist, I'm Anti-Bush.

..Before you fornicated with him at your "party" (wiccan rituals), you mean? No, ever. I keep telling you people that just because I'm a witch, it doesn't mean that I'm "in cahoots" with Satan. I've never met Him before.
You have no shame, woman. And you are highly unoriginal.

Not really.
I guess you might have been sweet once, back when you were undefiled by paganism and fornication. Yes, I was. But adfter the Paganism and fornication I became even sweeter.
But those days will never come again unless you accept Jesus and is made clean by His purifiying blood. *Drools* ... Sorry... I have a fetish for blood.

Jesus died for your sins, which one of your false gods could you say that about?? My gods don't need to die for my sins because I do not sin, and gods don't die.

No need to sell yourself short, harlot.
It's well known around us here that you're quite *flexible* too.
And who has been saying that, may I ask?

But it pleases me that you capitalize 'Him' when you refer to Jesus.
There may be hope for you yet.

It's a respect thing; you'll notice that I capitalize the names and pronouns of deities, no matter what religion they belong to. I know I can't expect the same from you, though, sadly.

I was under the impression that she preferred the shrubbery, but maybe she's moved on. That's what Darwinism-Stalinism will do for you.

Oh no, I still love nature.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Shh..."

*Sighs* I couldn't do anything to tarnish your good reputation, PP - I like you too much I was just a tad cranky. Mrs. PP shan't know a single thing, not from this duck.

Being a women, she is unlikely to know a single thing full stop.

Fornicating with dogs is just as gross as fornicating with goats.

I was under the impression that she preferred the shrubbery, but maybe she's moved on. That's what Darwinism-Stalinism will do for you.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: "Shh..."

That does sound like a good idea. How about you hold your breath until I do.

Here's an even better idea..
Why don't you hold your own breath until you do?
That'd make the choice you have more clear: Jesus or damnation. TURN OR BURN!
What's it's gonna be, woman?

No. My reasons are all to do with politcs.

So you're a stalinist then.. I see.
Well, I suspected as much.

Sorry, but I've never met Satan before.

..Before you fornicated with him at your "party" (wiccan rituals), you mean?
You have no shame, woman.

Aww, Sally, are you telling me you think I'm sweet?

Not really.
I guess you might have been sweet once, back when you were undefiled by paganism and fornication.
But those days will never come again unless you accept Jesus and is made clean by His purifiying blood.

Jesus died for your sins, which one of your false gods could you say that about??

*Gasps* Well I'm glad to see you've still got your bad attitude.

You sinners just can't handle it when the truth is told..

You're disgusting.

See above.

Holy Hera, Jesus keeps His sword in His MOUTH?! That is one flexible man!

No need to sell yourself short, harlot.
It's well known around us here that you're quite *flexible* too.

But it pleases me that you capitalize 'Him' when you refer to Jesus.
There may be hope for you yet.

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

I see you haven't lost your uppity sense of "humor", even though you've lost all your decency. No, Alie shall always be uppity. 'Tis rather fun.

You know what I REALLY wish?
That you'd accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour!
Care to grant my wish..? Remember that it's CHRISTmas soon:
And I couldn't think of a better gift for both me and you.
So do yourself a favor and ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR! That does sound like a good idea. How about you hold your breath until I do.

Is there any personal reason you hate America? No. My reasons are all to do with politcs.
Or are you simply following satan's orders? Sorry, but I've never met Satan before.


Always the sasser eh? Of course. And I love your use of the Truly Canadian "Eh". This, combined with the fact you're french of course..
Is exactly why I couldn't marry you. Terrible shame, that. *Sighs* Oh well. I suppose I'll just have to lure another Christian man to use as a human sacrifice to my heathen gods.

Honey is indeed the appropriate word Aww, Sally, are you telling me you think I'm sweet?, as you were most likely a honeypot for Usama bin Ladin & the Clintons - *Gasps* Well I'm glad to see you've still got your bad attitude.
Put there to lure a godly man like me into sin. No, no, just to a funeral pyre, that's all.

Fornicating with dogs is just as gross as fornicating with goats. You're disgusting.

As good brother BJ says, it'll be too late by then.
That's when Jesus will open His mouth against you, and skewer you with the sword He keeps in it!
Praise Jesus!

Holy Hera, Jesus keeps His sword in His MOUTH?! That is one flexible man!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: "Shh..."

Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other...

I see you haven't lost your uppity sense of "humor", even though you've lost all your decency.

HA! You wish!

You know what I REALLY wish?
That you'd accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour!
Care to grant my wish..? Remember that it's CHRISTmas soon:
And I couldn't think of a better gift for both me and you.
So do yourself a favor and ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR!

It's more like I can't stand the idea of leaving you Landoverites without anyone to bother you.

Is there any personal reason you hate America?
Or are you simply following satan's orders?

Notice how you've yet to catch this fly? You might try using honey as opposed to your vinegar tactic.

Always the sasser eh? This, combined with the fact you're french of course..
Is exactly why I couldn't marry you.

Honey is indeed the appropriate word, as you were most likely a honeypot for Usama bin Ladin & the Clintons -
Put there to lure a godly man like me into sin.

Well, there was that party I threw before I moved... No goats, though.

Fornicating with dogs is just as gross as fornicating with goats.

You people are always saying that: "He's coming back tomorrow", "He'll be here any minute", "Just you watch, He's coming" - And yet He never arrives. I'll believe He's coming back when He knocks on my door and says, "BOO!".

As good brother BJ says, it'll be too late by then.
That's when Jesus will open His mouth against you, and skewer you with the sword He keeps in it!
Praise Jesus!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Shh..."

You people are always saying that: "He's coming back tomorrow", "He'll be here any minute", "Just you watch, He's coming" - And yet He never arrives. I'll believe He's coming back when He knocks on my door and says, "BOO!".

That will be too late wicker. When Jesus knocks on your door it will be with His warrior angels looking to take you for judgment and a swan dive into the Lake of Fire. It will be too late then.

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

A lie! Yes? Where did you come from? Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other...
I thought we were finally rid of you, you french troublemaker. HA! You wish!
Can't stay away from the glory of Jesus though, can you? It's more like I can't stand the idea of leaving you Landoverites without anyone to bother you.
Like the fly you are, you are attracted to the light. Notice how you've yet to catch this fly? You might try using honey as opposed to your vinegar tactic.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour yet? Nope.
..Or have you wasted your time boozing and fornicating with goats as usual? Well, there was that party I threw before I moved... No goats, though.
Better hurry up and accept Jesus, woman. He is coming back any second now!

You people are always saying that: "He's coming back tomorrow", "He'll be here any minute", "Just you watch, He's coming" - And yet He never arrives. I'll believe He's coming back when He knocks on my door and says, "BOO!".

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: "Shh..."

A lie! Where did you come from?
I thought we were finally rid of you, you french troublemaker.
Can't stay away from the glory of Jesus though, can you?
Like the fly you are, you are attracted to the light.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour yet?
..Or have you wasted your time boozing and fornicating with goats as usual?
Better hurry up and accept Jesus, woman. He is coming back any second now!