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Well, this is a sad day! "Gentleman John" McCain and Barbie....er...Cindy flew me to Beijing a few months ago to try and explain to those slant-eyed yellow monkeys that American athletes don't breath the brown crap their country calls air. That's why we don't hold the Olympics on Jupiter. I finally got them to ban automobiles, seal off a few dozen coal mines and build a wall around the slum they call the Imperial Summer Palace, which is actually a tumbledown dust pile. Walking through it you'd think you were in Downtown Baghdad....except everyone is three feet tall.
I did the best I could, but for some reason I could never get online to Landover from there. "Connection error" it says. Anyway, I sent a container full of toothpaste and children's toys and passed them out free.
Cindy just came back to pick me up and grab a few cases of those pills from her children's foundation. She told me that John probably has leprosy because no one will attend any of his fundraisers, or speeches. His AMEX Black card is maxed at 500K so he and Lindsey has to eat at some wiener joint where a car salesman took them to lunch hoping to sell John a car....but it turns out John doesn't have a diver's license. He can't a car any better than he can fly an A-4...how many did he crash? Four or five at least. Bush 41 won't even let him drive a golf cart.
I took my chink housekeeper Ching Lee with us because she speaks that yammering star-wars babble that passes for language over there. It sounds like a herd of ducks. And they are all a bunch of damn commies. At least the richest 5% are. Everyone else is a wage slave. Thank GOD I live in America!
Well, we no sooner got halfway to Japan at 50,000 feet around 2am when Cindy realized I wasn't the husband she stole....but I suppose a couple of those pills turn anyone into Britney and she didn't seem to care. She called it 'payback for that whore lobbyist', whatever that means.
"Gentleman John" finally fired whoever was scheduling his speeches in Retirement homes and his new staff are right on the ball! They have him scheduled to make a speech at the Annual Harley-Davidson Sturgis run in South Dakota. Five HUNDRED THOUSAND bikers are going to behave and get searched by the Secret Service so they can hear McCain talk for ten minutes before Kid Rock and the Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Pagent take the stage.....and right after the "Ringin" wet and wild women's wrestling.
I was going to go and preach on Sunday, but last year I was dragged off the pulpit and abused in unspeakable ways by the "Ringin" wet and wild women wrestlers and some unkind comments were made about me riding my Vespa with a helmet and a suit and tie in the parade. I don't need that kind of disrepect!
But if you want to talk about rock stars, that nigra boy only pulled in about 200,000 in Berlin. McCain's venue in Douth Dakota will have 500,000 easy! Who's the rock star NOW?
I can't wait for the election to be over. We need to win the war and nuke Iran and North Korea and France, for starters! What kind of political party would run a damn woman and a darkie against a genuine American war hero...he got shot down and spilled his guts, but by GOD he's a HERO anyway! I worry that he has that blank stare, but he's OUR party's nominee and WEWILLWIN Let's hear it: "FOUR-MORE-YEARS"
!! FOUR-MORE-YEARS" !!
First the demoncrats wouldn't support the war or the fourth Amendment. Now they are preparing to cut and run out of Iraq and Iran and Saudi Arabia and leave all our oil over there. WE WON THAT OIL FAIR AND SQUARE, RAGHEADS! GET OUT OF OUR WAY! If you want to fight someone, ride your damn camels down the road to Africa.
Yours in Christ
Pastor Al
I did the best I could, but for some reason I could never get online to Landover from there. "Connection error" it says. Anyway, I sent a container full of toothpaste and children's toys and passed them out free.
Cindy just came back to pick me up and grab a few cases of those pills from her children's foundation. She told me that John probably has leprosy because no one will attend any of his fundraisers, or speeches. His AMEX Black card is maxed at 500K so he and Lindsey has to eat at some wiener joint where a car salesman took them to lunch hoping to sell John a car....but it turns out John doesn't have a diver's license. He can't a car any better than he can fly an A-4...how many did he crash? Four or five at least. Bush 41 won't even let him drive a golf cart.
I took my chink housekeeper Ching Lee with us because she speaks that yammering star-wars babble that passes for language over there. It sounds like a herd of ducks. And they are all a bunch of damn commies. At least the richest 5% are. Everyone else is a wage slave. Thank GOD I live in America!
Well, we no sooner got halfway to Japan at 50,000 feet around 2am when Cindy realized I wasn't the husband she stole....but I suppose a couple of those pills turn anyone into Britney and she didn't seem to care. She called it 'payback for that whore lobbyist', whatever that means.
"Gentleman John" finally fired whoever was scheduling his speeches in Retirement homes and his new staff are right on the ball! They have him scheduled to make a speech at the Annual Harley-Davidson Sturgis run in South Dakota. Five HUNDRED THOUSAND bikers are going to behave and get searched by the Secret Service so they can hear McCain talk for ten minutes before Kid Rock and the Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Pagent take the stage.....and right after the "Ringin" wet and wild women's wrestling.
I was going to go and preach on Sunday, but last year I was dragged off the pulpit and abused in unspeakable ways by the "Ringin" wet and wild women wrestlers and some unkind comments were made about me riding my Vespa with a helmet and a suit and tie in the parade. I don't need that kind of disrepect!
But if you want to talk about rock stars, that nigra boy only pulled in about 200,000 in Berlin. McCain's venue in Douth Dakota will have 500,000 easy! Who's the rock star NOW?
I can't wait for the election to be over. We need to win the war and nuke Iran and North Korea and France, for starters! What kind of political party would run a damn woman and a darkie against a genuine American war hero...he got shot down and spilled his guts, but by GOD he's a HERO anyway! I worry that he has that blank stare, but he's OUR party's nominee and WEWILLWIN Let's hear it: "FOUR-MORE-YEARS"
!! FOUR-MORE-YEARS" !!
First the demoncrats wouldn't support the war or the fourth Amendment. Now they are preparing to cut and run out of Iraq and Iran and Saudi Arabia and leave all our oil over there. WE WON THAT OIL FAIR AND SQUARE, RAGHEADS! GET OUT OF OUR WAY! If you want to fight someone, ride your damn camels down the road to Africa.
Yours in Christ
Pastor Al
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