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  • #1

    When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

    I am so excited that the Bush Dynasty will seize the reigns of absolute Biblical authority again! I am nearly as excited about becoming his underling as I am about being Christ's.

    Imagine: Atheists, monotheists and all other types of filth rounded up and quarantined until they can be efficiently disposed of.

    Imagine: The reinstatement of Biblical Law. Leviticus and Deuteronomy will once again become the absolute standard of justice and morality for ALL of America, and ultimately the rest of the world, once J.B. has annexed it.

    Imagine: Witch burnings, fag stonings, forced conversion of heretics by fire and sword! (or armored tank, drone-strike and ICBM launch). Good times!

    What secularists fail to understand is this: we are as tenacious as a chronic rash. We will never give up, we will never give in...we will not stop until the Gospel has been forced into the hearts and minds of even the remotest Amazonian tribe. No quarter will be given to the enemies of God, of which there are legion! Bow, or be cast down! Repent, or perish! The Empire of Christ will span the earth like the mycelial network of some dread fungus...the very Body of The Lord! Glory!!!

    Vote for Jeb in 2016!!
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  • #2
    Re: When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

    I wonder if Jeb is actually able to have a conversation with God like GW did when God told him to invade Iraq....
    Mark 13:22
    “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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    • #3
      Re: When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

      Laugh all you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if God elevated Jeb Bush's privilege to be similar to that of Moses, allowed even to see the backside of the LORD Almighty Himself.




      And the Lord said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:
      And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:
      And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
      Exodus 33:21–23





      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

        I think they should abandon elections and, simply declare Jeb as King. 'King Jeb' has a ring to it, don't you agree? It would ensure we always have a Bush ruling us; would save a lot of money in electoral campaigns, and would mean that we no longer have to envy that little island in the Atlantic they call England for having Royalty - we could have our own. And of course, we'd outdo them in terms of pomp - more Royal guards, more crown jewels, more gilt carriages, more palaces.
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        • #5
          Re: When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

          It is reassuring to picture a President Jeb sitting at the feet of the greatest President ever, his brother, George W. How can Jeb to wrong with his best bud and the greatest President calling the shots?
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

            Jeb Bushis a fourth-degree Knight of Columbus. I just thought that everyone should know while they hail him as a great ascending king.
            Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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            • #7
              Re: When Jeb Bush becomes King of America in 2016, things are going to change!

              Originally posted by Regis Alexandrus View Post
              Jeb Bushis a fourth-degree Knight of Columbus. I just thought that everyone should know while they hail him as a great ascending king.
              Silence, fool!

              I will be praying for a highly skilled True Christian™ surgeon to step up and fuse the three Bushes into a triune King, not unlike the Godhead of Father, Son and Holy Spirit. King Georgeorjeb, Emperor of Earth.

              I wonder if it would be safer for the Bushes to be attached HumanCentipede-style, with GB Senior as the first segment (the mouth piece and the one wearing the crown), GB Junior as the middle segment, and Jeb bringing up the rear?

              Maybe some kind soul could Photoshop a mockup so I can better envision just what the heck I'm talking about...

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