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  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092

    #1

    No escaping Christ's justice for Muslims

    Today a military court sentenced the evil mastermind of Osama bin Laden's car to a measly five-and-a-half years in pokey, with credit for 5 years already served.

    But despite this shamefully light sentence -- for someone who drove Osama's ACTUAL CAR!! -- defendant Salim Hamdan will still be held in a chainlink wire cage at the Guantanamo Torture and Badminton Camp forever and ever. Of course LIEbral boogerbutts will question this, saying that the law requires that once the accused has been tried and has served his time he must be released.

    Not on GEORGE "Righteous Wrath" BUSH's watch!

    Our Godly president understands that the "right" of habeus corpus is simply NOT IN THE BIBLE. People can be imprisoned forever without criminal charge, without evidence of wrongdoing, and even long after they have served out any sentence meted out by a kangaroo court specially convened for the purpose.

    Is this righteous? Is this Christian?

    Think about it! How long will God punish unrepentant sinners? FOREVER! No time limits on sentences there! No habeus corpus. No insanity pleas. No mercy. And no possibility of defending oneself against the Judgment of the LORD.

    Thus, the Earthly Hell of Guantanamo Bay -- and America's "black site" torture houses in Romania and Thailand and Morocco -- are indeed righteous and Christian.

    Praise the Lord! Salim Hamdan has been damned by God-annointed George Bush to an indefinitely prolonged stay in the special hell-on-Earth created by Bush. And no LIEbral document like the US Constitution should be allowed to interfere.

    NO escaping God's justice! And NO escaping Bush's torture camps!

    ~~ OEJ
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: No escaping Christ's justice for Muslims

    Amen Brother. That's why we (well, you) should be able to re-re-elect him without restrictions.

    Imagine Obsama becoming president! He might actually release this murdering scum and ask him to be his personal driver - with a special appearance in Pimp My Ride.

    Frankly, I don't understand why they just don't execute the lot anyway. I'm sure if they had anything useful to say, they would have done so by now.

    I guess this shows what a merciful and gentle True Christian man President Bush really is.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: No escaping Christ's justice for Muslims

      I suppose that if I wanted to know where Osama lives, I'd probably ask his driver. Do you think they thought of that?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Dagoth Ur
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2008
        • 2

        #4
        Re: No escaping Christ's justice for Muslims

        Your genius stuns me! Why not apply for a job in government intelligence? I am sure they are in sore need of people like you! Novel strategizing indeed.

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