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  • Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

    THIS should come as no surprise to any True Christian(tm) who has listened to my sermons on godless Greece. The country that invented perverted homer anal sex has taken the final step to ensure that every Greek citizen spends eternity in hellfire.

    Atheist sworn in as new Prime Minister of Greece

    After leading the radical left to electoral victory in Greece this weekend, Alexis Tsipras, a proud atheist and leader of the victorious left-wing Syriza party, has been sworn in as Prime Minister of Greece at the presidential palace in Athens.

    At his swearing-in ceremony today, Tsipras refused to take the traditional religious oath which is the custom in the Greek Orthodox country. Instead, Tsipras took his oath of office in a civil ceremony, swearing an oath of honor and conscience in place of the traditional religious oath.

    In a symbolic move, Tsipras’ first action as prime minister was to commemorate Greek resistance fighters with red roses at a memorial in Athens to those executed by Nazis.

    Tsipras, the country’s youngest-ever prime minister, led his party to a landslide victory over the governing conservative party in Sunday’s parliamentary elections, falling only two seats short of an absolute majority in the 300-seat parliament.

    Tsipras’ Syriza party has formed a coalition government with the right-wing populist party Independent Greeks. With the Independent Greeks’ 13 seats in parliament, the new coalition government will have a solid majority of 162 seats.

    Although the Syriza party and the Independent Greeks party are on opposite sides of the political spectrum, the parties are united in their hatred of the EU/IMF bailout program, and the painful austerity measures associated with the program.

    Tsipras and his Syriza party campaigned on taking on the country’s European creditors and putting an end to austerity in the debt-ridden country.

    The new government led by Tsipras says it wants to renegotiate the terms of Greece’s two EU bailouts.
    Just look at them rioting in the streets!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

    Alexis Tsipras? Isn't that Dracula's real name?

    I hear he is a communist too, but communist and atheist are basically synonymous. I couldn't help but notice the rabble waving gay pride flags in the video. Wasn't able to watch much more because I thought I saw two guys kissing, which caused me to start vomiting uncontrollably. Right before that though I did notice a pretty young lady who was apparently so upset with the election that she forgot how to speak English.

    A Commie Godmocker with homersex supporters. I imagine that by next week all Greeks will be forced to sodomize one another with beets and turnips. Of course since they're Greek, they'll enjoy it.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

      I wonder about this, though:

      At his swearing-in ceremony today, Tsipras refused to take the traditional religious oath which is the custom in the Greek Orthodox country.
      Presumably the traditional oath would have been some Godless stuff in their false religion? If so, then hats off to this Tsipras fellow for refusing to say it. Maybe he swore a proper, Godly oath later, in private?

      He needs to sort out the spelling of his name though. Who can pronounce that TS at the beginning?

      Originally posted by Des View Post
      Right before that though I did notice a pretty young lady who was apparently so upset with the election that she forgot how to speak English.
      Sounds to me like someone loaded the soundtrack backwards.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

        This election in Greece is the complete marriage of homerism and atheism. It has been predicted here by Pastor Zeke and Jesus.

        Now is the time to boycott that Godless country. I urge everyone to stop buying Greek yogurt and goat meat. If Greeks decided to make Jesus furious, the least we can do is starve the sinners in whatever way available to us.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

          Did you guys see the description of your page on facebook? Think someone's tampered with it....

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            Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

            Originally posted by Pepper12 View Post
            Did you guys see the description of your page on facebook? Think someone's tampered with it....
            No one has tampered with our facebook page, dear.

            And what has that to do with the Greeks electing a devil worshiper?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              No one has tampered with our facebook page, dear.

              And what has that to do with the Greeks electing a devil worshiper?
              I think someone has perhaps made a false page in the name of this site and mocked it. Perhaps someone may take a look dear?

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              • #8
                Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

                Originally posted by Pepper12 View Post


                I think someone has perhaps made a false page in the name of this site and mocked it. Perhaps someone may take a look dear?
                The closer one is to the LORD, the more angry sinners become.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

                  The Greeks' number 1 favourite homogay sodomite Alexander the Great was not even Greek, he was Macedonian

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                    Re: Greeks Elect Atheist President, Jesus Furious

                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                    The Greeks' number 1 favourite homogay sodomite Alexander the Great was not even Greek, he was Macedonian
                    It's a well known fact (proven by Jakob Philipp Fallmerayer) the even today's inhabitants of doomed Greece are no Greeks at all. The original Greeks were extinguish during mediaeval times because they were too busy with kiddiefiddling and analsex and couldn't prevail over their stronger slavic enemies. Todays "Greeks" are nothing but a useless bunch of lazy turks and gypsies on welfare. God hates Greece because He hates laziness (2 Thessalonians 3:10), idolatry (1 Corinthians 10:14) and homersexuality (Leviticus 18:22)
                    Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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