Please Keep your underwear out of the NEWS

[Granny June]

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

i PUT THIS IN "POLITICS" because it is the politics between men + women, and underwear.

let us all try to keep our underwear out of the NEWS is not the place for it. never was

The thing to do after the temptations of affair of the heart is seek forgiveness from On High NOT sell the ill spoils of the war between men + women on ebay or anywhere ELSE

disgraceful read on

Woman Pens Epic eBay Ad for Lingerie She Got From a Married Man
"Smutty, ridiculous and should only be worn when drunk."

When Sandra von Riekhoff, 40, went to sell a used £400 (about $600 U.S.) Agent Provocateur corset on eBay, she went for broke. In her 500 word ad, the mother-of-three explained that the lingerie was given to her 15 years ago when she was having an affair with a married man; it's quite the (agent) provocative (sorry) story.

In the ad, originally reported on The Daily Mail, von Riekhoff says the corset is "smutty, ridiculous and should only be worn when drunk" (what's so wrong with that??)... actually, you know what, the whole thing has to be read to be believed.






I feel like I just read an excerpt from the next Fifty Shades. This lady has the chops to go all the way in the romance novel world!

Btw, that £400 corset? It sold for £17 (about $25 U.S.). Cheating never pays!

NOW BACK TO MY POST If anyone bought the item on ebay and did not read "finders print" it is ill-got gains and should be disposed. HERE it is again:



(insert scripture here) do later

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Keep your underwear out of the NEWS

What a load of trollop! Granny June, why not we focus less on non-Fox related news-stories and focus more on pleasing God and also doing our jobs, as wives, mothers and office temporaries. I heard there were some issues with your job and some kinks that needed to be worked out because you will occasionally misplace your spectacles, something that Mistress Cookie never did.

[Granny June]

Re: Please Keep your underwear out of the NEWS

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

Granny June, why not we focus less on non-Fox related news-stories and focus more on pleasing God and also doing our jobs, as wives, mothers and office temporaries. I heard there were some issues with your job and some kinks that needed to be worked out because you will occasionally misplace your spectacles, something that Mistress Cookie never did.

If i mispace my specs at work it's because That Woman left her office and desk top a shambles i doubt she could even do short hand dictation if her filing is any indication and as to why she never lost her spectacles its because there are 6 invoices in the IN BOX for the new lasix surgery she never paid for yes she attempted to undo God's OWN handiwork by "improving" on her eyesights and no one the wiser till now

well i will not keep her secret The Mistress Cookie had her corneas resurfaced

AsS TO THE salacious nature of this story may i remind you our job is not just to spread the Eord© of The Lord™ but also the derailments of satan and you may be comfortable keeping secret this Miss Ebay woman selling her unmentionables on the electronic highway but like the lasix surgery (unpaid) I will not keep Miss Ebay's secret either/or


(insert scripture here) 1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Please Keep your underwear out of the NEWS

Brother Machine, For the sake of the future of Landover Baptist Church, Mistress Cookie must be returned immediately. This place is falling apart! If you love the Lord and love LBC you will put God and the Church ahead of your selfish carnal desires.
2 Corinthians 13:5 Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves. Know ye not your own selves, how that Jesus Christ is in you, except ye be reprobates?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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NOW BACK TO MY POST If anyone bought the item on ebay and did not read "finders print" it is ill-got gains and should be disposed. HERE it is again:
(ugly and quite unnecessary pornographic picture removed)

Granny June, are you seriously suggesting that any of the married Ladies of Landover - or their husbands - might have purchased such a vulgar item? Because if so I think you need to have a stern talk with yourself, before a Pastor gets to hear of this.

[Jim Farmer]

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Granny June, are you seriously suggesting that any of the married Ladies of Landover - or their husbands - might have purchased such a vulgar item? Because if so I think you need to have a stern talk with yourself, before a Pastor gets to hear of this.

You're not suggesting that Granny July may have bought it? I know she's desperate to find a new husband, but do you really think she'd go to such lengths? (I wonder if she's managed to squeeze into it.)

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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You're not suggesting that Granny July may have bought it? I know she's desperate to find a new husband, but do you really think she'd go to such lengths? (I wonder if she's managed to squeeze into it.)

Sir Jim,

I admire how you have - almost alone - been guarding LBC from this...this...woman.

It seems that the vileness is no longer keeping inside that woman's head.

You must be careful, and I must hurry, pray more and get Jesus deeper in me.
As Sire Elmer has in many threads testified, the End of Times is near!!!

Revelation 17:1-6

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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You're not suggesting that Granny July may have bought it? I know she's desperate to find a new husband, but do you really think she'd go to such lengths? (I wonder if she's managed to squeeze into it.)

I'm not suggesting that for a moment, Brother Jim, unless June's posts here warning the rest of us are some sort of elaborate double-bluff. And I don't think she's up to that, do you?

My suspicions as to who might have bought it lie in quite a different direction. My husband says it looks like the sort of item a hussy might wear to burst out of a cake at a gentlemen's party to which she had not been invited. I will say no more. Proverbs 11:13.

[Jim Farmer]

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Now that makes a lot more sense Sister Joanna.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That must be that Mormon "magic underwear" because it would take black magic to get me into something as slutty as that!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

If i mispace my specs at work it's because That Woman left her office and desk top a shambles i doubt she could even do short hand dictation if her filing is any indication and as to why she never lost her spectacles its because there are 6 invoices in the IN BOX for the new lasix surgery she never paid for yes she attempted to undo God's OWN handiwork by "improving" on her eyesights and no one the wiser till now

well i will not keep her secret The Mistress Cookie had her corneas resurfaced

AsS TO THE salacious nature of this story may i remind you our job is not just to spread the Eord© of The Lord™ but also the derailments of satan and you may be comfortable keeping secret this Miss Ebay woman selling her unmentionables on the electronic highway but like the lasix surgery (unpaid) I will not keep Miss Ebay's secret either/or


(insert scripture here) 1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

Granny June, I know I'm just another woman with many faults, and this verse applies to me just as much as anyone else, but think of this verse as you were revealing Mistress Cookie's alleged errors: 'Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye." Matthew 7:5. As to secret keeping, the Lord sees all, however, there is Proverbs 11:13.