Satanism Soon Mandatory in Alaska!

[Des]

The once proud state of Alaska has rapidly fallen into decadence since the glory days of the Palin Era. The state has made injecting the marijuana legal.

Interracial Cannibals Ingesting the Marijuana Before Eating Baby & Having Sex out of Wedlock!

Alaska State Troopers are ill-prepared for the murderous rampage that will follow. Widespread looting & rioting are expected when the lone marijuana plant is Alaska is exhausted and dope fiends are unable to procure more fixes of this deadly drug.

The news comes just days after an inbred Eskimo tribe has promised to marry same sex couples to seal, beluga, caribou, and moose.

You May now Maul the Wife: Marriage in Alaska

This is surely a sign of the End Times. The world cannot long exist when such filth and perversion is allowed to go unchecked.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Satanism Soon Mandatory in Alaska!

I blame Alaska's moral problems on Eskimo inbreeding. Big families trapped in igloos for long periods of time led to the inevitable.

Somehow in all of that, the harmfulness of sin was lost.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Is this really a surprise coming from a state who has a city called Homer?

[Jim Farmer]

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Where can they even grow that stuff on the frozen tundra?

[Roland]

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Where can they even grow that stuff on the frozen tundra?

Well, indoors off course:

(Picture of two Dutch police officers inspecting a plant)

The real question is: Where do they get their electricity from?

[Granny June]

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From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

If the beautiful Sara Palin hadn't been forced out of office and lured to Hollywood for her TV show none of this would have happened

Seeing her on Dancing witht the Stars with some illegal cabana boy was a disgrace and i hope she sues. She was not wearing her glasses and this is i'm sure how the hole horrible misunderstanding happened





alaska needs palin back in office and i hope she will accept their apology (and money) on the bended knee

[Roland]

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Hi June,

for some reason I only got a picture, not a video. Would you be so kind to post it? In return i´ll post a video of a French singer with some religious people:

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Satanism Soon Mandatory in Alaska!

Sarah Palin is a lovely lady, and she needs to be back keeping Alaska a moral state, minus the indians. She's such a lovely, attractive, lady that radiates God's love and laws, that the people will see she is better than their pot, and take her back.

[BeaconofTruth]

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This is what happens when True Christians vote for libertarians who pretend to be conservatives, like Bill Walker, the state's governor. They may be OK on economics but not on God's law.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Satanism Soon Mandatory in Alaska!

This is what happens when True Christians vote for libertarians who pretend to be conservatives, like Bill Walker, the state's governor. They may be OK on economics but not on God's law.

Nothing is ok, if it doesn't have God's stamp of approval, because He reigns supreme over all things. Hallelujah! "The LORD reigneth, he is clothed with majesty; the LORD is clothed with strength, wherewith he hath girded himself: the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved." Psalm 93:1