Glenn Beck for President

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Glenn Beck may be a Mormon. His Mormon parents seem to have brainwashed him into thinking he is. But not only is he the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment, he is the apotheosis of Freedom.

Since Glenn Beck and I are on close personal terms (he is a hero to my wife and children) it was natural for him to ask me to spearhead his presidential campaign. I agreed. As a Real American(c) I believe it is important that we have a Christian capitalist in the White House to rectify the unethical programme initiated by Obama, to exterminate white Christians and sell our ivory to fund terrorism.

Glenn Beck is always the first to notice when a liberal conspirator slips up. Sometimes it seems he is the only one to notice. But through his sage eyes, brethren, we too can see the light of American Freedom at the end of the dark age of liberal rule.

God Bless America.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Glenn Beck for President

I have noticed that the liberally biased media is not covering Glenn Beck's progress in the polls. Any True Republican(c) should be able to see through this mirage. They want us to think that Ted Cruz is the only electable Republican candidate, in order to create chaos in our ranks. But the fact of the matter is that Glenn Beck is the uniting force of Republican politics right now. If we can commit to him collectively and individually then we can put an end to the oppression of Christians and Satanic politics. Beck is actually ahead in the polls. We must accept this on faith, brothers (and sisters).