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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

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    KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

    Praise Jesus. I think that THIS development is a fine way of doing outreach to the coloreds who might be persuaded to vote Republican this election cycle. Our white-hooded brethren have been looking for a way to "broaden the tent" as they say, and to generate some positive publicity and re-branding for the Klan, and the Ben Carson spade is just the ticket.
    Ku Klux Klan Endorse Dr. Ben Carson for President

    Pulaski, Tennessee-The Klu Klux Klan, (KKK) announced today their endorsement of Dr. Ben Carson for President of the United States. This marks the first time in history that the infamous hate group has endorsed an African American for our nation’s highest office.

    The Klan released this statement via it’s website.

    “After careful consideration of all candidates and potential candidates, The American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan endorse Dr. Ben Carson for President of the United States. We feel Dr. Carson’s vision for America most closely resembles that of the Klan’s. It’s a new day for the KKK!”

    The National Imperial Wizard of the KKK, who wished to remain anonymous, sat down with National Report for this exclusive interview.

    So why Dr. Ben Carson? Doesn’t this go against everything the Klan stands for? We are talking about the most powerful office in the world. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Dr. Carson’s politics most closely resembles that of the Klan’s, and let’s face it, ANYONE would be better than Hillary.

    You know full well Dr. Carson will denounce your endorsement right? Yes probably so. What a man says in public doesn’t always represent what is in a man’s heart. The Klan believes that deep down Dr. Carson will be pleased.

    What is it about Dr. Carson’s vision for America that “most closely resembles that of the Klan’s?” Dr. Carson believes in sealing our borders by any means necessary. Illegal aliens are invading our country by the millions, bringing with them disease and crime, and stealing jobs from American blood. If we as a country are ever to obtain absolute divinity, we must start by sealing our borders. We feel Dr. Carson has the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the liberal elites and communist Democrats and get the job done.

    OK illegal Immigration, what else? Dr. Carson strongly opposes same sex marriage, he believes in the biblical definition of marriage which is between one man and one woman. He won’t tolerate this gay agenda being rammed down our throats by the Obama administration and their co-conspirators in the media and entertainment world.

    Many Republican candidates are in favor of those things. Again, why Dr. Carson? It’s a new day for the Klan and we need to adapt in order to survive. America is obsessed with electing minorities and women to public office. We feel this trend will likely continue and Dr. Ben Carson is the best possible choice going forward.

    While certainly an embarrassing “honor” for the former neurosurgeon turned conservative hero, others are not so surprised. Dr. Carson, who has never held any form of public office, is no stranger to controversy. Out of an ever widening field of Republican minority candidates, Carson is the only one to have once been placed on an “extremist watch list” by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC). Others on the list include former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke, Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan, and InfoWars founder Alex Jones.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #2
    Re: KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

    While I appreciate the sentiments of the KKK, I don't think that I could actually bring myself to vote for a nigra. I mean, look at the disaster the current nigra has wrought on the nation.

    But I'm wondering if Carson isn't really a closet Klan member - hiding his true identity behind the white gown. Could it be?

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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6311

      #3
      Re: KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

      I'm not so surprised. The KKK once had a black leader themselves.



      I think Dr. Carson for President is a great idea. I don't think Negroes should be allowed to practice medicine (at least not on white folk), and this is one way to get one more black doctor out of our hospitals. Plus, it will give the Negroes a chance to redeem themselves after the Obama's terrorist attack on the US at Benghazi.
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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12517

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        Re: KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

        This is definitely a break through for Dr. Ben. He needs to get several factions on board for him. I could see the Black Panthers endorsing, then all the descendants of Thomas Jefferson's slave babe.

        This racial harmony is good if it doesn't go so far as to give the negra equality.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Eternal Flame
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2011
          • 68

          #5
          Re: KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

          I just hope his natural nigra rape instinct doesn't kick in while in office. I've missioned with many in my time and they very rarely stay reformed of their dark skinned ways. We will see.
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          Deuteronomy 31:6
          Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            ... then all the descendants of Thomas Jefferson's slave babe...

            ...This racial harmony is good if it doesn't go so far as to give the negra equality.

            That slave, Sally, was a quadroon. It is said that she was quite comely. A man ought to be able to purchase a comely quadroon if that is his desire. This is supposed to be the land of the free. What happened to our natural rights?
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #7
              Re: KKK Endorses Dr. Ben Carson, Ex-Nigra

              The Klan has had a rich and complicated relationship with African-Americans throughout its history. Much more than just burning crosses and wind chimes. They do not teach this in school, of course, because it doesn't jive with the official narrative, but dig a little deeper and you'll discover the truth. Dr. Carson is following in the footsteps of Malcolm X, Elijah Muhammad, Farrakhan, Ali, and other black leaders who have broken bread with the original Boys in the Hood.
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