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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #1

    Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

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    Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

    The artist and widow of John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of cups and saucers she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “intimately”.

    The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.

    Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.

    “We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.

    “We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.

    Experts believe the statement could affect the presidential candidates bid for the presidency but previous allegations of Hillary Clinton’s lesbian past have not seemed to play against the front runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential race yet.
    During a recent prayer session, Jesus had also confirmed my suspicions and informed me that both Clinton and Ono carry silk bound tufts of each others pubic hair in golden, heart-shaped lockets around their necks! How vile! One more reason to have Hellary burnt at the stake!
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

    As if it wasn't enough we had Bill Clinton spilling his man seed on White House interns (that weren't in the habit of laundering their dresses), the thought of Hillary having lezbean bull dyke sex with Yoko Ono is entirely a different matter.

    It's been thought by many that Yoko Ono memorialized her encounter with Hillary in a performance at MoMA some years later (and from the sounds of it rectums were obviously involved somewhere).

    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12677

      #3
      Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

      I'm not a theologian, but I read material written by experts in our religious faith. Many are predicting the end is near.

      What I take from this is that God is preparing for win by Bull Dyke Hillary. He has decided this is the last straw.

      If the world is going to elect a pagan lesbian, He just as well end it now.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        I'm not a theologian, but I read material written by experts in our religious faith. Many are predicting the end is near.

        What I take from this is that God is preparing for win by Bull Dyke Hillary. He has decided this is the last straw.

        If the world is going to elect a pagan lesbian, He just as well end it now.
        Hellary Clinton's lesbian antics with the disturbed goth artist Yoko Ono are surely evidence that the Apocalypse is at hand and therefore that we will all be raptured directly, since decent Christians cannot be left behind to endure the Tribulation. My bags are packed, Jesus.

        Let us pray that Yoko Ono keeps her foul gook mouth off of Hellary Clinton's diseased holes.
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

          This is a perfect storm of abomination. Perverted lezbean sex combined with race-mixing. Jesus pukes at such spectacles. And if you would like to share Christ's sorrowful nausea, I will be screening a couple of the sex tapes shot by the degenerate John Lennin of his slant wife playing scissor sisters with Hellary Cliton at my Pastoral screening room tonight about 10pm. Biggest Love Offering gets the best seats in the house.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6312

            #6
            Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

            Hillary Clinton did not have sex with that woman. 😀
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            • Midge Murphy
              Forum Member, Repenting an inch at a time
              Forum Member
              • May 2011
              • 134

              #7
              Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

              Not at all surprised to see proof that Hillary is Lesbian. She came into a restaurant in L.A. where I was eating once and ordered the fish tacos.
              Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #8
                Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                It is hard for the mind to comprehend the foul and disgusting image of Hillary on Yoko/Yoko on Hillary action.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12677

                  #9
                  Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                  We need every True Christian™ here to call the Republican candidate they know best and tell the candidate he needs to talk about Hillary's lesbianism right now. If they wait until later in the election cycle it will seem like politics.

                  I've made a few inquiries myself. The only place I found interest was in the Donald Trump campaign. Word is that he may talk about Yoko and Hillary down the line someplace.

                  Wouldn't it be great to hear Donald say, "Hillary, you Bull Dyke, you're fired."
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Jim Farmer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2293

                    #10
                    Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                    As I understand it, she's going to reveal all in a soon-to-be released book



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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717

                      #11
                      Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                      It is hard for the mind to comprehend the foul and disgusting image of Hillary on Yoko/Yoko on Hillary action.
                      Amen, Brother Worthington... It is bad enough that decent folk like us have been forced into the position of having to envision Hillary Clinton's pastey, hirsute, zit-spangled rump bobbing up and down on Yoko's leathery, weather-beaten face, like some great albino hornet trying to lay its eggs in the carcass of a dead rodent, while Bill Clinton reclines, reeking of Bourbon, wearing a tattered, seed-stained terry cloth bathrobe, in a dimly lit corner of the room with a fuming cigar stub clenched in his stained yellow teeth, sporting three days worth of five o'clock shadow, furiously waxing it while lustfully grunting his encouragement to the hellbound duo....but what really grieves me is that sweet Baby Jesus has to endure the grim reality of it in high-def! He is omnipresent, so doubtlessly He has multiple vantage points from which to view the nauseating spectacle whilst He weeps and fights back the vomit welling up in His gorge: the poor Savior is simultaneously watching from within HIllary's yawning v@ginal chasm & Yoko's buck toothed pork trap, and vice versa... He also has a bird's eye view from His perch on their rectal vestibules, from which to witness the whole sad ordeal.


                      It makes me Love Jesus all the more, though, knowing that He takes on these burdens for our sake!

                      Thank you Jesus.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                        Further evidence. When will America learn?


                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Jim Farmer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2293

                          #13
                          Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                          Indeed, Pastor Zeke. And this proves it.
                          Gay Hillary Clinton Comes Out Of Closet



                          After 40 years in a sham marriage, Hillary Clinton has confessed, “I am a lesbian.” Her shocking admission is contained in a series of secret e-mails the presidential candidate desperately tried to erase from her personal computer server. But the messages are about to be recovered and made public, GLOBE has learned. So Hillary is turning to her pal, Ellen DeGeneres, for help. If her poll numbers sink lower, advisors will push her to discuss “her sexuality in a special sit-down interview with Ellen."
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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #14
                            Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                            These rumors have been circulating for several years. It's no wonder nothing ever got done in the State Department - what with all the rug munching going on. There must have been a broadloom carpet orgy going on the night of Benghazi. Then there is mooselimb Huma Abedin, wife of the joo perv tallywhacker twitterer Anthony Weiner, who is rumored to be complicit in the emerging scandal.

                            Gennifer Flowers confirms Hillary Clinton’s homosexuality
                            Christopher Agee September 20, 2013 at 10:09am

                            Former mistress and current sex advice columnist Gennifer Flowers recently sat down for an interview during which she revealed many insights into the Clinton clan. In addition to recounting her affair with a pre-presidential Bill Clinton, she candidly offered knowledge of Hillary’s sexuality.

                            Though rumors have long swirled regarding the 2016 presidential hopeful’s homosexuality, Flowers said her former lover confirmed those suspicions.

                            Saying she “never considered theirs a traditional marriage,” Flowers explained that Bill Clinton offered a characteristically unrefined critique of his wife’s extramarital exploits.

                            “He said Hillary had eaten more p***y than he had,” she recalled.

                            According to Flowers, rumors of a romantic relationship between Hillary and Huma Abedin was not surprising. Married to disgraced politician Anthony Weiner, Abedin also stood by her husband throughout a prolonged sex scandal.

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                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • Back against wall
                              Guarding his purity against all comers
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2015
                              • 1241

                              #15
                              Re: Hillary Clinton is a Bull Dyke - Big Surprise, Right? - But 69ing With Yoko Ono? COME ON!!

                              I always suspected. Beautifully written piece here.

                              Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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