[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

A lousy million bucks only pays for a couple days golf cart rental. I think the US taxpayer can cover the cost to prevent international embarrassment on behalf of the Swedish

[Johny Joe Hold]

Well okay, she gave him the medal, but what about the cash? The prize money is around $1 million, though it's in Swedish Krones so maybe not a lot of use elsewhere.

Some people think only of themselves. Even if it was only play money the gesture would have pleased the President.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Well okay, she gave him the medal, but what about the cash? The prize money is around $1 million, though it's in Swedish Krones so maybe not a lot of use elsewhere.

[Johny Joe Hold]

He finally got his Nobel Peace Prize! Oh, I'm so excited! The first truly deserving recipient. Maybe now Greenland will accept our authority over it so we can build more military bases.

This Nobel Peace Prize gift is important. However, it could be the Mexican woman could not read and did not know what it is about.

[handmaiden]

He finally got his Nobel Peace Prize! Oh, I'm so excited! The first truly deserving recipient. Maybe now Greenland will accept our authority over it so we can build more military bases.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The thing about polls is that they're like private jets. If you miss one, then... well, you can't miss one that's the point. It's yours. You fire the pilot and get another one. In the meantime you can call a friend and borrow his private jet with some girls on board.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Things are going so well for President Trump. Today there were terrible poll numbers. This sets him up to win big. People forget how bad it looked for him in 2016. "Terrible politician, terrible polls." He won. Let's recall 2024. Same thing. Trump wins big. The worse the press and poll numbers the more it means he is on top of his game. He will be our President for the next eight years at least.

Devastating new poll shows Trump underwater by 23 points — and a whopping 43 points with independents

[Johny Joe Hold]

What liberals are doing to President Trump's product marketing just burns me up. The President issued various coins and even Melania issued one. Many God fearing good people invested in these coins because the President advised them to do so. They were worth billions.

Now liberals have driven down the trading value of some by 88% and of Malonia's by 99%. They have driven down the value of stock in the President's social media company. Liberals should be ashamed of themselves. Their sins will be noted when they are dead and looking at eternity.

Early bets on Trump 2.0 now crashing across the board

[Johny Joe Hold]

Now that President Trump is pardoning people for state crimes, I wonder if he'd issue a pardon to me for those totally fake news pandering convictions that arose that time I tried to get Sen. Larry Craig's autograph by tapping my shoe in the men's room stall next to his.

Thank you remembering Larry, Brother Dnow. So many have forgotten the injustice done to a politician who stood firmly against homer marriage and homerism in general. Law enforcement should focus on real crimes instead of tapping the toes of straight men in the Minneapolis airport. Larry's wide stance caused his foot to goes under the stall barrier. President Trump needs to issue a pardon right now.

[WWJDnow]

Now that President Trump is pardoning people for state crimes, I wonder if he'd issue a pardon to me for those totally fake news pandering convictions that arose that time I tried to get Sen. Larry Craig's autograph by tapping my shoe in the men's room stall next to his.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

It's not really my area but surely soccer isn't the oldest football code? There was a preexisting game already codified (not soccer by any stretch of the imagination) so "football" was already taken. Wusball has been suggested

Probably best The President get a prize from the Wusball people to avoid an international incident. The President is very sensitive and get hurted vewwy easily.

[MitzaLizalor]

"football." That name was already taken by soccer.

It's not really my area but surely soccer isn't the oldest football code? There was a preexisting game already codified (not soccer by any stretch of the imagination) so "football" was already taken. Wusball has been suggested: apparently the England and Russian fans reject that.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I only wish the NFL would have thought of this first. Soccerball lets their women play and "FIFA" sounds gay.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the first ever FIFA peace prize. This is truly the most prestigious peace prize in the world. We know it's better than the Nobel Peace Prize because the Nobel Prize awards only a gold medal, whereas the FIFA Peace Prize comes with both a gold-plated medal AND a gold plated trophy.

And you know it is genuine because there has never been even a hint of corruption at FIFA.

I can't think of a more fitting way to commemorate President Trump's devotion to the cause of world peace.

FIFA stands for the Football International Federation Association. What an honor. The President pointed out the error in the U.S. when it named our fall sport "football." That name was already taken by soccer.

One has to admit the riots at European soccer games are bigger and better than the fights and injuries in our football games. In the U.S. football players are carried off the field but in Europe's soccer games people in the stands are killed. That's more exciting.

[WWJDnow]

Congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the first ever FIFA peace prize. This is truly the most prestigious peace prize in the world. We know it's better than the Nobel Peace Prize because the Nobel Prize awards only a gold medal, whereas the FIFA Peace Prize comes with both a gold-plated medal AND a gold plated trophy.

And you know it is genuine because there has never been even a hint of corruption at FIFA.

I can't think of a more fitting way to commemorate President Trump's devotion to the cause of world peace.