Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

We all know liberals hate the 2nd Amendment because they hate Freedom. They also love the 4th Amendement because it lets them hide marijuana reefers and cops aren't allowed to search for them. They also love the 14th Amendment because it lets them import demoncrat voters from Mexico. This is clearly a crisis in America TODAY and the future of AMERICA is in the balance, just like with every other crisis. Perhaps it is time we did a deal and traded in something THEY want for something WE want. I just want to put up a poll to see whether this idea might fly with the base.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

The Second is the most important right we have, because it's the only right that can protect all the others. Liberals' favorite amendment, though, is the one about separation of church and state. Do you know which amendment that is?

Answer: none. It's not in the Constitution at all.

[Shaniqua Jenkins]

Re: Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

lord no. you ever seen a mexcan when he been shootin up them marijuanas? you gonna need a gun when a herd of them come cross that border.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

The Second is the most important right we have, because it's the only right that can protect all the others. Liberals' favorite amendment, though, is the one about separation of church and state. Do you know which amendment that is?

Answer: none. It's not in the Constitution at all.

You are OH so right, Ms. Templeton!! I had no idea you were such a Constitutional scholar!!

The 14th amendment is such a problem because it was created in haste shortly after the War of Northern Aggression, in a futile effort to integrate Negroes into American society. Like so many other opportunities that Normal people have afforded to the Negro race, they completely squandered that chance through too much slovenly behavior: avoiding work at all costs; enrolling in welfare and cashing their checks for alcohol and drugs; rampant pie theft; always chasing after white women; constant dirty dancing in rowdy roadside honky tonks; knife fights over dice games every night; and spending all their money on colorful pimp outfits in the 1970s.

If you ask me, EVERY amendment added after 1820 should be eliminated. If they were, we would have had a 4th term of Ronald Reagan, smaller government, a reliably Republican Senate, emotional women leaving decisions to men in political matters, frivolous young people waiting until their 21st birthday before being allowed in the voting booth, and Negroes with a stronger work ethic who know the value of a dollar.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

From what Donald Trump's lawyers said, he's not even sure if the 14th amendment actually is constitutional. Hopefully he'll be able to show the Supreme Court that the constitution isn't actually part of the constitution. I know that sounds tough, but Trump is such a great negotiator I'm confident he'll be able to do it somehow. Don't give up our second amendment rights just yet! We might just be able to get rid of the 14th amendment AND keep the second amendment once Donald Trump gets into office.

Bush's Godly PATRIOT Act is already well on its way to defeating the forth amendment so again no need to trade away our right to own guns for it.

Besides which, I suspect the second amendment is the only thing stopping Obama's thugs in the night from coming and stealing from us and literally forcing gay marriage on us. I can just imagine liberal thugs breaking into our houses, kidnapping us and taking us down to their basements, torturing us until we "consent" to the marriage, and then having one of their corrupt judges make it "official". People who would rather die than consent will probably literally be raped to death. Spreading apart our cheeks and raping us with their AIDS infested tallywackers night after night while sweet Jesus is forced to watch. The very thought of what could happen if our second amendment right is taken away nauseates me. They'd be taking out a godly American and stealing our right to vote away, fulfilling their perverted urges, and preventing us from creating more soldiers for God, and as we know liberals have no moral compass other than fulfilling their perverted urges. There's no reason for them not to do this to us other than the fear of being shot.

[Praying Peter]

Re: Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

God, Guns, Country.

Amen brothers and sisters.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Poll: trade in the 2nd Amendment for the 4th and 14th?

...Amen brothers and sisters.

Uh, who are you?