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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #1

    Sinland offends Brother Vladimir Putin with gay bar

    Last year I made notice of the evils of the Anal Islands, a self governing Swiss-speaking region of Godless Finland. Thought they could get any worse? It is with heavy heart I can confirm that a couple of Swiss sodomites (Far & Son, meaning Father & Son in Swiss, which means they are incest sodomites, their name is also most likely an intended offense against THE Father and Son) has opened up a gay bar on property owned by Vladimir Putin, a friend of Jesus.

    Will this be the final trigger by Russia to nuke Mariehamn back to the stone age?



    Russia complains over 'gay bar' on president's plot in Finland

    Hip-hop duo erected bar in forest on Åland island to protest against Russia’s crackdown on homosexuality



    Police in Finland have received a complaint after two pranksters erected a makeshift gay bar based on the famous Blue Oyster from the Police Academy films to protest against Russia’s anti-gay laws.

    The gay bar, a wooden structure hung with fairy lights and decorated with blue lettering, was built last weekend on a plot of land that belonged to the Russian presidency on the remote Åland archipelago, a Swedish-speaking region of Finland.

    Pictures posted by the pranksters from the scene show people outside the bar, some clad in leather and wearing yellow builders’ helmets, with one couple kissing.

    “This is pure hooliganism,” Russian consul Mikhail Zubov told Finnish news agency STT.

    The bar, outside the village of Saltvik, has been erected by the Swedish comedy hip-hop duo Far & Son, who told local media they were doing it to protest against Russia’s gay propaganda law - which forbids the “promotion” of homosexuality - and a crackdown on gay rights in the country.

    “We expected a bit more of a vigorous response from the Russians and that they would immediately send the Scud missiles into the gay bar, but it seems they can’t keep up with Far & Son,” the comedians told Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet. “They are simply cowards.”

    Approximately 28,000 people live on the Åland Islands, but 90% of them reside on the largest island of Fasta. The archipelago lies between Finland and Sweden, but one uninhabited property is owned by the Russian presidency, having once been owned by a German-Finnish couple.

    The waterfront plot became Russian property in 1947 under second world war peace treaties which saw all German-owned items given to the Soviet Union.

    Åland police confirmed they had received a complaint about the incident on Sunday, and said the area belonged to the Russian state.

    “The perpetrators forced their way into the area and built something, leaving their rubbish behind. The incident has attracted attention, including in the local media,” they said.

    “This incident has been classed as trespassing, as well as some sanitation violations.

    “Police have been in contact with the Russian consul and documented the crime scene.”

    The crime could be punishable by up to three months in prison but Far & Son told Aftonbladet they were not afraid. “I think someone will build this again with cement next year. Then it will remain there forever.

    “The Blue Oyster will be the only thing you can see from the moon, apart from the Great Wall of China. They will never take us alive.”
    Up to 3 months in prison the Alandese say? DEATH says Jesus!

    Leviticus 20:13

    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12506

    #2
    Re: Sinland offends Brother Vladimir Putin with gay bar

    Isn't that just like atheist homers, to make light of the sincerely held beliefs of Brother Vladimir?

    I hope they are sent to Siberia for the rest of their lives.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #3
      Re: Sinland offends Brother Vladimir Putin with gay bar

      Those Blue Oyster cultists prove once again that death metal rock and roll emo goth music and sodomy go hand in hand.

      Hopefully Brother Putin will see this as an opportunity to send in a Russian peacekeeper force to restore order in Godless Sinland.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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