Justin Trudeau, Canuck communist

[Free Market Fred]

I realize that everyone here gets their information from Godly Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, but if you can tolerate the CNN news site for a moment, take a look at this:

Justin Trudeau victory in Canada is bad news for U.S. conservatives

Yes, true, the uppity Canucks voted in a socialist for president! To make things worse, they got a long border with the USA, even longer than Mexico's! This poses a serious risk to America's national security.

Looks like my company's black ops people are going to have to give them the same treatment we gave to the Ukrainians a few years ago - time for a "color revolution." Please note that's not a "colored revolution" - it's got nothing to do with Negroes. I don't even think they have Negroes in Canada, because it's too cold for them. Anyway, Canada is our most important colony - they got oil! So if they voted for a commie president, it's our God-given right to fix that for 'em.


Our black ops people handing out surplus Walmart Halloween balloons in Kiev

Usually we like orange for "color revolutions" because it matches we the jump suits we use at our privatized prisons, and we had those leftover balloons from Walmart. But we're open to suggestions, though "red" has definitely been nixed.

[I Man Rastafari]

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This country is very close to Madison Wisconsin. There could be some Black people but I have heard it is very cold there. Black people do not like the cold weather. I have heard it is very cold in Wisconsin in the winter. I am lucky that there are very many white girls here who want to keep me warm.

[Des]

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I am lucky that there are very many white girls here who want to keep me warm.

Ahh, yes, warm. Just like the saying back in my hometown in Texas; Give a Negro a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a Negro on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Elmer G. White]

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The Canadians have elections? Really? I always thought that ice-infested sorry excuse for a country was a monarchy with the ultimate power in the wrinkled hands of Her "Majesty" Queer Elizabeth the Second-Rate represented by the Governor Generalissimo David Johnson?



This is by itself an unnatural chain of command.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Undoubtedly, the Queer Elizabeth is also mentioned in the Bible in a more specific manner.

Revelation 17:5
And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.



This looks very similar to queer Elizabeth.



Case closed. These must have been mock elections to lure the Godly nation of the U.S. of A. into the feeling of false security!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

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Case closed. These must have been mock elections to lure the Godly nation of the U.S. of A. into the feeling of false security!

This is most likely the case, Brother. Canada is Britain's infiltration training center where they try to teach those kipper nibblers to speak proper American English. But try as they may, there is always something aboot Canuck English that always gives them away-ay.

[Didymus Much]

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Oh, and the Liberals have said they're going to legalize weed, so there's that, too.

Btw: anyone needing a sponsor for immigration purposes, I take cash only.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes. This is Harsha Shah here. Yes, I am very happy for the Canadian people who have been voting in the name of democracy and I am also happy for Mr. Trudeau for his victory. I am congratulating him. He seems to be a compassionate man who is cherising many cultures and striving for non-violence. I hope I am not offending those who were praying for a conservative victory. Yes. They must be disappointed. At the same time I am worried about the legalisation of cannabis as it will be causing also potential problems. Yes. But the people have been voting and it is the duty of those in power to be following the advice of the nation. Yes.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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He seems to be a compassionate man who is cherising many cultures and striving for non-violence.

Here he is, Harsha dear, striving for non-violence, though unsuccessfully by the look of it.



He's the one on the left. I guess that punch addled his brain, turning him into a maryjana-loving commie.

[Harsha Shah]

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Here he is, Harsha dear, striving for non-violence, though unsuccessfully by the look of it.



He's the one on the left. I guess that punch addled his brain, turning him into a maryjana-loving commie.

Yes, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. This is Harsha Shah answering to you.

I am hoping that this is not going to offend you. I am seeing that Mr. Trudeau is receiving the punches but refraining from hitting the other man. We must all do it sometimes. Sometimes there is anger and we must simply be receiving it without retaliating. Yes. I am thinking that Mr. Trudeau must have been reading your Epistle of Matthew Chapter 5 "But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." Yes. Thank you for this post, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. Yes.

[Back against wall]

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Yes.

Miss Harsha you could save a lot of time by just replying YES to posts rather than straining yourself. You're half way there.

[Alvin Moss]

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Canadians live in a hellish world which is defined by six months of ice and snow and six months of clouds of biting mosquitos. They are close to America, but they are only exposed to those parts of America which are infested with godless Yankees and forsaken by God. Many Canadians are French, as this man is, and thus hated by God before He even notices they are also Canadians. There are more bears than Canadians in Canada and I would not be surprised if bears get the vote. Bears are like Negroes and they will vote for anyone who gives them something.

In short, we have witnessed the slow decline of Canada since they first resisted our blandishments and refused to join Godly America. Now, they have come to this. We will likely begin to have an illegal alien problem with Canada as they begin to flee their burning house. I propose the immediate construction of a fence designed to keep them out.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It's no surprise, the Canucks have elected another one of their vacuous pretty boys with a Frenchie sounding name to be prime minister (Justin Bieber anyone?). It's rumored that even the Québécois don't like him (and that's not saying much). The outcome is almost always gay to anyone paying fealty to a "Queen" that looks like that.

Congratulations Canada, you can now have 4 years of your very own whining and mooselimb loving Obama experience - one more reason for The Donald to close up those Northern borders.

As to the oil, Jesus has blessed us with the fracking and those new horizontal drilling techniques - so we can get all we need.

[Didymus Much]

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It's no surprise, the Canucks have elected another one of their vacuous pretty boys with a Frenchie sounding name to be prime minister (Justin Bieber anyone?)...

The only surprise is that the thread isn't called "Justine Trudeau, Canuck communist" but moving on...

...It's rumored that even the Québécois don't like him (and that's not saying much)...

They don't like anybody.

The problem is that with their proportion of the population (therefore seats in Parliament), they usually end up picking who the government isn't (and this time time they said, "Not Stephen"). Ontario determines if the winner gets a majority or not, and the rest of the country might as well stay home and get drunk on election day for all the difference their votes make.

...Congratulations Canada, you can now have 4 years...

Yeah, see, our system is set up so that we can get rid of a whole government that's not working, and have done so in as little as 9 months (individual people, even Prime Ministers, can be removed even faster), unlike yours where you're stuck with them til the quadrennial come Hell AND high water.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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.... and the rest of the country might as well stay home and get drunk on election day for all the difference their votes make.

But what is your point here? Because that would make election day exactly the same as every other day in Canada.

[Roland]

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Yeah, see, our system is set up so that we can get rid of a whole government that's not working, and have done so in as little as 9 months (individual people, even Prime Ministers, can be removed even faster), unlike yours where you're stuck with them til the quadrennial come Hell AND high water.

In our neighbouring country Belgium they lacked a government for over a year. It was their best year. Just saying.