Turkey Baster Babies Go To Hell

[Des]

Do Turkey Baster Babies have souls? For hours I fretted over the answer to this. Then it occurred to me that I was looking at the problem all wrong. It really doesn't matter if they have souls or not. The simple truth is that Turkey Baster Babies are destined for the fires of hell.

Deuteronomy 23:2 explains that bastards do not go to heaven.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

The thought is horrific. Gay-married 'couples' are not recognized as married in the eyes of the Lord, so every TBB is by definition a bastard.

Not only has Big Sodomy destroyed the sanctity of marriage, it is also condemning ten generations of TBB descendants to hell. Turkey Baster Baby? Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Let's say there are 1,000,000 sodomaniacs and lezbos in the world. If each of them baste two bastard buns, we are looking at 3,000,000 hellbound scum; the original million, plus their two million whelps. Now those 2,000,000 each have 2 offspring. 5,000,000....

You get the picture. Ten generations later we are looking at 1,280,000,000 denizens of hell! Over one and a quarter billion! Even atheists like Stalin didn't kill that many people.

The numbers don't lie. Gays are the greatest mass murders in the history of the world, and therefore the greatest threat to civilization and mankind. Sodomites are literally destroying the world!

Gays hate children and intentionally send children to hell. Think about it!

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Not only has Big Sodomy destroyed the sanctity of marriage, it is also condemning ten generations of TBB descendants to hell.

And when you consider the odds of a heathen raising a child to fear and obey the LORD as is his duty (Ecclesiastes 12:13), or as Job says, nothing clean comes from something unclean (Job 14:4), they're really condemning many more generations to eternal damnation. Goodness, the Holocaust only lasted a couple years, but this goes on and on and on and on. It's so sad.

[VictoryOS]

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I'm not sure I know what you're talking about, or if I even want to know what you're talking about. Anything involving the queers is foul and evil so whatever it is, I agree.

[I Man Rastafari]

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White people can be very hard to overstand. Why would you use a baster like that? That is crazy. In Jamaica and at the University of Wisconsin in Madison Wisconsin we do it the old fashioned way. The white girls at the University of Wisconsin do not use these basters as far as I know and the Black girls back in the garrison do not even know what a baster is.

[Des]

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TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!

Do not continue reading if you are pregnant, nursing, suffering a crisis of faith, virginal, have a weak stomach, have a weak heart, are prone to the Vapors, or are currently unprotected by the Armor of God.

Seriously


Don't read past here


Not responsible for nausea, vomiting, accidents, seizures, or death


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A Turkey Baster Baby or TBB is a whelp spawned (usually by lezbeans) by a person who has not had sexual intercourse with the opposite sex. Typically a TBB is created by an act of theft. The Lezbean will slip the unsuspecting man a Micky (a powerful dose of the marijuana). After drinking the Micky, the man loses consciousness.

At this time the lezbean motions to her cohorts who slither out from under rocks and refrigerators and drag the man to a private location. Inserting an anal probe, they stimulate his prostate gland with mild electricity which causes the man to ejaculate copious amounts of semen-typically several pints.

The Lezbeans collect the semen with turkey basters, each taking about 15 ml of the fluid. Dozens, even hundreds of lezbots will then scurry back to their cold, dank lairs where they put on K. D. Lang albums, recite a prayer to Satan and Lilith (the lesbo demon goddess), and squirt the semen into their uteruses. If the ritual is performed correctly, they will conceive a child in a matter of weeks. The child is typically Negro, but sometimes Asian. The lezbotrons will then claim they 'adopted' the infant from Ethiopia or China when in fact the almost certainly soulless bastards are the product of sodomy and Satanism.