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As True Christians™ and therefore True Republicans™, we have the duty to warn those who are weak in the faith against the false teachings of the RINO's (Republicans in name only), otherwise called cafeteria conservatives. Therefore, along the lines of this thread, we are compiling a list of RINO's and their anti-True Republican™ practices and beliefs. If you know of any others, please post a response with the details, and if Jesus approves, He will instruct His hand-picked administrators and moderators to add them to this list.
Bob Barr
Submitted by: H. Montague Worthington
Offenses against True Republicanism™: Running as a third party candidate against the sanctified Republican candidate, does not use enough clichés (see for yourself on this video).
Mitigating circumstance: He is an ex-Negro.
What he believes in: Libertarianism, "Freedom," "Liberty," and Satan.
Charles Krauthammer
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters
Offenses against True Republicanism™: An unsaved dzhoo, he ardently supports both the Darwiniac monkey cult and the murder of unborn babies. His column on The Passion of the Christ amounted to hate speech against Our Lord Jesus Christ and His followers as well as a call for politically correct censorship of Christianity. While correctly noting that same-sex "marriage" should be decided democratically, he did an about-face and said that unelected liberal activist judges should grant special rights to dzhoos, magic-undie-wearers, and other "religious minorities" (liberal code word for cults).
What he believes in: neoconservatism ("neo-" being a prefix meaning "false") and Satan.
Ron Paul
Submitted by: Nobar King, Mr. Jingles
Offenses against True Republicanism™: That goofy little troll wants to turn our schools into dope play-grounds. Weed for everybody! Not only that, Ron Paul has been praised by atheist heretic Bill Maher.
What he believes in: Weed, privatization of marriage, and Satan.
Colin Powell
Submitted by: Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Offenses against True Republicanism™: Initially a True Christian™ and True Republican™ who took his marching orders from the God-appointed leader George W. Bush, when the tides of politics turned, Mr. Powell turned tail, tucked tallywhacker and took off on a tear to the testiest position tenable: the Democrat party. After kicking off the War on Iraq in grand style with intelligence received from George W. Bush on direct orders from God, Colin Powell was one of Republicanism's top operatives, as well as a token "chocolate" in the administration. He was the poster-child for what a good hard-working negro could accomplish in America, and that racism is a thing of the past. But, true to his negroid nature, he immediately ran for the brightest light when put under the slightest pressure, like a moth to a light bulb.
Beliefs: KFC, Easiest pathway, petty "facts" in place of God's divine revelation (probably believes in evolution too). Also pro-infanticide, and has probably volunteered in killing babies at nurseries. Also Satan.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters; Brother Temperance
Offenses against True Republicanism™: Before entering politics, he worked in the notoriously fag-enabling "sport" of bodybuilding and then in Hellyweird. He is a Romanist and has married into the Kennedy clan. He is soft on homerism, having once been a boy toy of a Spanish sodomite, and has even suggested that same-sex "marriage" would be good for the economy of Californication. Finally, he is not even an American, but a Godless Australian (and possibly an abo).
What he believes in: Working out and Satan.
George F. Will
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters
Offenses against True Republicanism™: A self-professed agnostic and a writer for The Washington False Christian Post, he has criticized the Divinely mandated and entirely necessary liberation of Iraq, has called evil-ution a "fact," and has said that there is a role for unelected liberal activist judges.
What he believes in: A vaguely libertarian-ish philosophy, the Cubs, and Satan.
Bob Barr
Submitted by: H. Montague Worthington
Offenses against True Republicanism™: Running as a third party candidate against the sanctified Republican candidate, does not use enough clichés (see for yourself on this video).
Mitigating circumstance: He is an ex-Negro.
What he believes in: Libertarianism, "Freedom," "Liberty," and Satan.
Charles Krauthammer
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters
Offenses against True Republicanism™: An unsaved dzhoo, he ardently supports both the Darwiniac monkey cult and the murder of unborn babies. His column on The Passion of the Christ amounted to hate speech against Our Lord Jesus Christ and His followers as well as a call for politically correct censorship of Christianity. While correctly noting that same-sex "marriage" should be decided democratically, he did an about-face and said that unelected liberal activist judges should grant special rights to dzhoos, magic-undie-wearers, and other "religious minorities" (liberal code word for cults).
What he believes in: neoconservatism ("neo-" being a prefix meaning "false") and Satan.
Ron Paul
Submitted by: Nobar King, Mr. Jingles
Offenses against True Republicanism™: That goofy little troll wants to turn our schools into dope play-grounds. Weed for everybody! Not only that, Ron Paul has been praised by atheist heretic Bill Maher.
What he believes in: Weed, privatization of marriage, and Satan.
Colin Powell
Submitted by: Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Offenses against True Republicanism™: Initially a True Christian™ and True Republican™ who took his marching orders from the God-appointed leader George W. Bush, when the tides of politics turned, Mr. Powell turned tail, tucked tallywhacker and took off on a tear to the testiest position tenable: the Democrat party. After kicking off the War on Iraq in grand style with intelligence received from George W. Bush on direct orders from God, Colin Powell was one of Republicanism's top operatives, as well as a token "chocolate" in the administration. He was the poster-child for what a good hard-working negro could accomplish in America, and that racism is a thing of the past. But, true to his negroid nature, he immediately ran for the brightest light when put under the slightest pressure, like a moth to a light bulb.
Beliefs: KFC, Easiest pathway, petty "facts" in place of God's divine revelation (probably believes in evolution too). Also pro-infanticide, and has probably volunteered in killing babies at nurseries. Also Satan.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters; Brother Temperance
Offenses against True Republicanism™: Before entering politics, he worked in the notoriously fag-enabling "sport" of bodybuilding and then in Hellyweird. He is a Romanist and has married into the Kennedy clan. He is soft on homerism, having once been a boy toy of a Spanish sodomite, and has even suggested that same-sex "marriage" would be good for the economy of Californication. Finally, he is not even an American, but a Godless Australian (and possibly an abo).
What he believes in: Working out and Satan.
George F. Will
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters
Offenses against True Republicanism™: A self-professed agnostic and a writer for The Washington False Christian Post, he has criticized the Divinely mandated and entirely necessary liberation of Iraq, has called evil-ution a "fact," and has said that there is a role for unelected liberal activist judges.
What he believes in: A vaguely libertarian-ish philosophy, the Cubs, and Satan.
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