Million Student March Needs to Get With Jesus

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

We thought we had seen the worst when filthy 60's draft dodging unwashed commie dope head hippies emerged at American universities. The offspring of depression era socialist New Deal Demoncrats, this generation grew up to produce widespread STD's and AIDS infected free love advocates given to cults of moonies and commune living imbeciles, and ultimately the Clinton era of LIEberals culminating in unwashed jiz soaked blue dresses - not to mention a decades long orgy of rectal sex.

As if this weren’t enough, another generation surfaced of insufferable self-absorbed Millenials, hipsters, and other vegetables devoted to a religion of Gaia earth worshiping, Global Warming hoax deniers, trace gasses of CO2, and cow fart methane.

Now after 7 years of Obama (who, unlike Clinton, did inhale) emerges a new phenomenon of pneumocephalic gelatinous melon head students produced by the entrenched LIEberal education system. If their parents had any common sense they would be filing class action law suits to recover every single dime of tuition ever paid to these colleges and universities, and their enabling teachers and professors.

Witness here one female snowflake Keely Mullen - an organizer of the Million Student March, which is advocating free college education, $15 dollar an hour minimum wage for menial campus jobs, and a bail out of all student loans which ultimately financed her stunning inability to compute simple math problems.

This latest batch of unsaved miscreants are rallying around the Democrat candidate and the random incoherent word salad ramblings of New York Jew socialist Bernie Sanders - who is advocating a Venezuelan style workers paradise where there are rampant shortages of toilet paper to wipe their collective unwashed butts and even the cathylicks are having trouble finding enough flour to produce their weekly quotas of Sunday death wafers.

The only Salvation® for this present generation is to return to Jesus and the teachings of the Holy Gospel in the Bible (KJV1611), and to turn their lives over to Jesus as their Lord and Savior and rely on His abundance to provide for all their needs.

But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

- Philippians 4:19

Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

- Matthew 6:31-32

If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

- Matthew 7:11

Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls?

- Luke 12:24

And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

- John 14:13

Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

- Philippians 4:6

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

- Matthew 21:22

In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee.

- 1 Kings 3:5

We humbly beseech thee O Lord, in all your power, glory and mercy, to bring Keely Mullen into your fold and bathe her in the Blood of the Lamb, and if this is not possible in your infinite wisdom, we beg that you lay waste and make her and her ilk barren that we may be spared the passing of retard genes to a further generation of suffering in our once great nation. We further beseech thee to cause the Holy Spirit to descend upon your chosen Donald Trump and Ted Cruz that they may restore our former glory as your humble servants and that the Will of God be done.

Amen

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Million Student March Needs to Get With Jesus

At the University of Wisconsin in Madison Wisconsin we students have formed several organizations to combat the mentality of the older generation. We feel that just because a man has not had an opportunity to receiver an education and never learned to do anything that is valued by white society he should not be forced to live in poverty in a rich country. The white man must not be so greedy. Education should be free the way it is in Cuba. Students on scholarship grants should be given a larger stipend. I myself am hoping to get 700usd weekly instead of 400usd which is the current rate. How can I be expected to live on 400usd a week? Life requires more than a dormitory room and a pass to the student cafeteria. I have no car! This generation of white people in Babylon has begun to see the light. They are very helpful in supporting the demands of Black men and others who refuse to live in poverty.

[Back against wall]

Re: Million Student March Needs to Get With Jesus

Witness here one female snowflake Keely Mullen - an organizer of the Million Student March

WOW, is she the best they can do? Is she their only hope? There are a million of them? All I can say is that's a big Target and Kent State is going to look like a mosquito in comparison.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Million Student March Needs to Get With Jesus

We don't have enough room in my own city for a million communists, as there are already a million illegal aliens taking up all the room.

For some reason, the newer generation shrinks from corporal punishment, when it's use has been proven efficacious for centuries. I am not among those advocating for the use of atomic weapons on these people, as those bombs would cause widespread property damage. However, I do believe that this is a perfect example of an opportunity to use the napalm that has been building up since demand lessened in the early 1970's.