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Just browsing through the news, and found this. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politi...D=ansmsnnews11 So what are your opinions on this?
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Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. -
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Firstly, I think you should have used a more descriptive title for this thread.Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
And then expand on it in the body of the post. Maybe a picture or something for the ADD afflicted.
Then, give YOUR opinion. No matter what that opinion is, it will be attacked, because you're not a True Christian™. But you can never go completely wrong here erring on the totally insane side of things, as long as you use some bit of Scripture to justify the raving.
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Friend, it doesn't matter what we think. What God thinks is always the answer to all of our questions.
1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Who does this simple-minded woman think she is, in sassing and insulting a man of God? She needs to remember her place.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Yeah, like that ^^^. Comment
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Sorry I will do that next time I make a news thread.Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.Comment
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Friend, rather than thinking of news threads, it seems that you do finally understand how hopelessly lost your sinful soul is without a personal relationship with Jesus Christ? That you are doomed scum and destined for the eternal bonfires of hell without Him?Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
Why not start a thread seeking God? Your sins explained and detailed, maybe redeemed if you will drop to your knees and take all of His gift that He has to offer? Jesus saves, young man. We can help guide you into Christ and Him into you.
You are in my prayers.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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I don't trust that woman, even if she does work for Fox News, an undeniably fair and unbiased source of Truth™. She's too concerned about her hair, for one thing, and she's too skinny to be truly trustworthy. In my experience, it's women who worry about their waistline the most who are hiding the biggest deceptions. Don't take my word for it. Check it out for yourself. If you go to any True Christian™ church, you'll see the congregation is pleasantly well-fed. God's elect are comfortable with accepting His many well-deserved, generous blessings, most especially the kinds covered with a rich and creamy sauce.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unfortunately, Megyn Kelly is past her expiration date. As The Donald noted, she acts temperamental during her monthly curse, but at age 45 it won't be much longer before she doesn't even have that.
We've been looking for a replacement, hoping to recruit a younger babe who knows her place and better represents Republican values. Actually, we've got it narrowed down to just two candidates, so I'd like to solicit the opinions of my fellow True Christians here at LBC. Which one would you prefer to deliver the news, the blond or the brunette?
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
CEO, The Uranus Corporation
Put your faith in Uranus!
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That's a hard call FMF. Do you have any more pics of the blonde? Front on?sigpic
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I would choose the top one. Though my opinion may not matter. I think she represents how awesome, powerful, and Godly our U.S Army is! Come on they are the best huh?Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.Comment
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Especially when they use Russian helicopters.Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
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I don't think that top photo is real. Have you ever seen a lady soldier with shaved legs?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Yes I have see some.Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.Comment
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If you had bothered to use the search function you would have discovered that we have already dealt with the Megyn Kelly issue - particularly as it relates to Donald Trump speaking the truth to Fox News MSM.Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
Megyn Kelly - Bimbo, Slut, Skank, Media Whore, Bull Dyke, or Professional Journalist?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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