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Hello Fellow True Christians!
I realize that most of you are busy with your everyday lives, raising children, attending church, working 3 jobs to pay off your subprime mortgage to my company's bank, etc.
But as good Christians, I'm sure you devote valuable time in your busy schedule to keep informed by watching Fox News and listening to Rush Limbaugh. So I hope that you all caught the recent news reports about Obama's sinister plot to remove Andrew Jackson's photo from the US$20 bill and replace it with a picture of "Harriet Tubman."
Of course, as you all know, Aunt Jemima was just a nickname for Harriet "Jemima" Tubman, a Negro Civil War-era abolitionist. In other words, just like Obama, Tubman-Jemima was a socialist. And now right-thinking Americans are going to be forced to see the Negro-communist's photo every time they make a purchase using cash (just one more reason to use my company's Godly credit cards, which include a photo of Jesus).
Obama's proposed Aunt Jemima $20 bill
Now in fairness, I don't think that President Jackson was 100% perfect. For one thing, he opposed giving Wall Street bankers total control over the economy, which makes me wonder if he wasn't a communist himself. On the other hand, he had several things going for him, such as being a Christian white male who slaughtered Injuns.
Also, in the interest of fairness, Aunt Jemima did make a mean pancake. I'm sure that all of you have fond memories of seeing her smiling photo on the pancake flour box when you were kids.
Unfortunately, recent photos of her have been changed in the interests of political correctness, eliminating her (Islamic?) head scarf, and giving her a socialist Afro hairdo.
I don't think there's any question that Aunt Jemima was an America-hating terrorist.
Nevertheless, times change, and we are all forced to change with them. Many have suggested that the USA must embrace the modern era, and not just put photos of white men on our currency. They argue that we need to picture at least one Negro. Political moderates have suggested that instead of Aunt Jemima, we should consider Obama's father, Uncle Ben.
Obama's father
But do notice on the box pictured above that Uncle Ben sold "converted rice." What does that mean? Almost certainly it means that Uncle Ben converted to Islam, which is why his son Obama is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. Recent evidence has emerged which proves that once and for all.
I know that some of you might think I'm getting soft and liberal for saying this, but I actually agree that it's time for a change. Putting a photo of a black woman on the US$20 bill is not a bad idea. After all, we want to give Negroes a sense of feeling included in our society, that they too are Americans, and should do patriotic American things like shop at Wal-Mart and sign-up for credit cards and subprime loans.
Thus, I propose that we put a photo of a great American Negro woman on the next US$20 bill - Condolezza Rice.
Condi Rice
Remember, she was a favorite of America's most awesome president, George W Bush. No woman could get a higher recommendation than that!
I realize that most of you are busy with your everyday lives, raising children, attending church, working 3 jobs to pay off your subprime mortgage to my company's bank, etc.
But as good Christians, I'm sure you devote valuable time in your busy schedule to keep informed by watching Fox News and listening to Rush Limbaugh. So I hope that you all caught the recent news reports about Obama's sinister plot to remove Andrew Jackson's photo from the US$20 bill and replace it with a picture of "Harriet Tubman."
Of course, as you all know, Aunt Jemima was just a nickname for Harriet "Jemima" Tubman, a Negro Civil War-era abolitionist. In other words, just like Obama, Tubman-Jemima was a socialist. And now right-thinking Americans are going to be forced to see the Negro-communist's photo every time they make a purchase using cash (just one more reason to use my company's Godly credit cards, which include a photo of Jesus).
Obama's proposed Aunt Jemima $20 bill
Now in fairness, I don't think that President Jackson was 100% perfect. For one thing, he opposed giving Wall Street bankers total control over the economy, which makes me wonder if he wasn't a communist himself. On the other hand, he had several things going for him, such as being a Christian white male who slaughtered Injuns.
Also, in the interest of fairness, Aunt Jemima did make a mean pancake. I'm sure that all of you have fond memories of seeing her smiling photo on the pancake flour box when you were kids.
Unfortunately, recent photos of her have been changed in the interests of political correctness, eliminating her (Islamic?) head scarf, and giving her a socialist Afro hairdo.
I don't think there's any question that Aunt Jemima was an America-hating terrorist.
Nevertheless, times change, and we are all forced to change with them. Many have suggested that the USA must embrace the modern era, and not just put photos of white men on our currency. They argue that we need to picture at least one Negro. Political moderates have suggested that instead of Aunt Jemima, we should consider Obama's father, Uncle Ben.
Obama's father
But do notice on the box pictured above that Uncle Ben sold "converted rice." What does that mean? Almost certainly it means that Uncle Ben converted to Islam, which is why his son Obama is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. Recent evidence has emerged which proves that once and for all.
I know that some of you might think I'm getting soft and liberal for saying this, but I actually agree that it's time for a change. Putting a photo of a black woman on the US$20 bill is not a bad idea. After all, we want to give Negroes a sense of feeling included in our society, that they too are Americans, and should do patriotic American things like shop at Wal-Mart and sign-up for credit cards and subprime loans.
Thus, I propose that we put a photo of a great American Negro woman on the next US$20 bill - Condolezza Rice.
Condi Rice
Remember, she was a favorite of America's most awesome president, George W Bush. No woman could get a higher recommendation than that!
1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22 
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