Friends, brethren, I don't know how much more pain and suffering I can take. It is now looking more and more likely that Rufus did indeed meet his end in the bowels of hell that are CERN. This broke my heart, as I know that even adorable creatures such as him do not get into heaven.
Then there is my personal assistant of 20 years, Mariko. Every day that passes has her looking more like a withered prune of a 24 year old. No doubt the daily beatings I've been giving her for being so careless as to let Rufus out of her handbag is not helping. Nevertheless, I am now more convinced that I will soon have to trade the old girl in on a newer model. And it took me over a year to bring her up from my standard employment orientation to the level of a competent assistant.
But now something terrible has happened. Something so dire, so callous that my faith (a synonym for trust in this regard) in mankind is shaken to the very core.
Donald Trump, the best and last hope for America, has announced that he now plans to bleed dry the pockets of every working-class American!
This is too much. The most upright, trustworthy, intelligent, diplomatic man the world has produced in this generation has cast aside his integrity and sold out the people when they needed him the most.
I just don't know what to do. I'm so distraught that I don't even want any of the maids to vacuum under my table. This must be what Jesus felt like when Judas kissed His cheek. I'm just...lost.
Then there is my personal assistant of 20 years, Mariko. Every day that passes has her looking more like a withered prune of a 24 year old. No doubt the daily beatings I've been giving her for being so careless as to let Rufus out of her handbag is not helping. Nevertheless, I am now more convinced that I will soon have to trade the old girl in on a newer model. And it took me over a year to bring her up from my standard employment orientation to the level of a competent assistant.
But now something terrible has happened. Something so dire, so callous that my faith (a synonym for trust in this regard) in mankind is shaken to the very core.
Donald Trump, the best and last hope for America, has announced that he now plans to bleed dry the pockets of every working-class American!
This is too much. The most upright, trustworthy, intelligent, diplomatic man the world has produced in this generation has cast aside his integrity and sold out the people when they needed him the most.
I just don't know what to do. I'm so distraught that I don't even want any of the maids to vacuum under my table. This must be what Jesus felt like when Judas kissed His cheek. I'm just...lost.
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