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    Landover write-in campaign

    Folks, I have an idea. Nobody can fill President Bush's shoes.
    But why not have a write-in campaign for someone young, attractive, and a True Christian ™?
    I also forgot very intelligent and dynamic.

    Please join me in getting Pastor Zeke into the Whitehouse!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Landover write-in campaign

    I am writing in the great Ronald Reagan. None of these bozos will do it for me. I want Reagan back.
    http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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    • #3
      Re: Landover write-in campaign

      oh, I can't edit my post.

      But how about Terri Schiavo as his running mate???? They can run in spirit and can speak through someone else.
      http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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      • #4
        Re: Landover write-in campaign

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        Folks, I have an idea. Nobody can fill President Bush's shoes.
        But why not have a write-in campaign for someone young, attractive, and a True Christian ™?
        I also forgot very intelligent and dynamic.

        Please join me in getting Pastor Zeke into the Whitehouse!
        lol! He's a hate filled moron and I don't even think he should be voting let alone running for office!

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        • #5
          Re: Landover write-in campaign

          Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
          lol! He's a hate filled moron and I don't even think he should be voting let alone running for office!
          1. Mr. Flint is not a Mormon (even though he looks like one)-that should be obvious from the titlehead.
          2. If Mr. Flint is opposed to embryonic stem-cell research, I'll vote for him (unless he'd outlaw Catholics-then I'll vote for McCain)
          ACTS 5:29
          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • #6
            Re: Landover write-in campaign

            Pastor Zeke is no mormon!!!!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: Landover write-in campaign

              I'd vote for the good Pastor in a heartbeat! Where do these silly rumors begin, anyway?
              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
               Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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              • #8
                Re: Landover write-in campaign

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                Pastor Zeke is no mormon!!!!
                No, I said he's a moron. Take out the second "M" and you have exactly what I said he is. Then again, maybe a total idiot like Zeke could win the presidency. After all, he can't be any dumber than the guy who is in the oval office right now.

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                • #9
                  Re: Landover write-in campaign

                  Uh-oh I smell an infraction...


                  YIC


                  Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
                  No, I said he's a mormon. Take out the second "M" and you have exactly what I said he is. Then again, maybe a total idiot like Zeke could win the presidency. After all, he can't be any dumber than the guy who is in the oval office right now.


                   Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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