Texas Governor Demands Funeral Services For Aborted Fetuses

[Mary Etheldreda]

In a show of political and spiritual one upmanship, Republican Governor Greg Abbott thumbs his nose at the Supreme Court, and liberals in general, by demanding abortion providers to pay for soon-to-be required funeral services for aborted fetuses. This law will apply only to those babies whose abortions were man-made. Jesus made abortions will continue to be celebrated as God's Glorious Sovereignty.

Knowing good ole boy funeral homes in Texas won't be caught dead supporting Atheist Religious Rituals like abortion, those whores won't have any choice but to whelp out those babies the old fashioned way and bring them to church!

Girls who use the "Day After" abortion pill at home will be required to
sponge up the mess and bring the sin-soaked rags to a local funeral home for coffin purchase
and funeral services.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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In a show of political and spiritual one upmanship, Republican Governor Greg Abbott thumbs his nose at the Supreme Court, and liberals in general, by demanding abortion providers to pay for soon-to-be required funeral services for aborted fetuses.
Girls who use the "Day After" abortion pill at home will be required to
sponge up the mess and bring the sin-soaked rags to a local funeral home for coffin purchase and funeral services.

It's about time these babies whose lives were stolen by women who craved one night stands and rich abortionists be given a proper Jesus-loves-you services. If Texas pastors are swamped by these funerals and need help, LBC pastors, though expense, can be hired to cover the overload.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Praise Jesus for good, God-fearing, politicians. In a world overrun by Satan, these few good men are to be praised!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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There's much to criticize in the Supreme Court's handling of these matters, but I admire the very subtle way that they at least got one thing right. Sister Mary's link tells us:

In a 5-3 decision, SCOTUS ruled the law regulating the safety of abortion clinics put an undue burden on a women’s right to abortion. The law said abortionists must have admitting privileges at a local hospital in case of medical emergency, and clinic buildings must meet the standards of ambulatory surgery centers.

Amen! It is all about "safe spaces" these days. But if these women (or "wimmin", as they spell themselves ) insist on aborting their foetuses, it is hardly the job of the US government to legislate for their foul abortion clinics to be places of safety. After all, they are specifically designed not to be places of safety for God's potential children!

At your own risk, whores of Satan, at your own risk!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Amen! It is all about "safe spaces" these days. But if these women (or "wimmin", as they spell themselves ) insist on aborting their foetuses, it is hardly the job of the US government to legislate for their foul abortion clinics to be places of safety. After all, they are specifically designed not to be places of safety for God's potential children!

Right! Texas Republicans ought to rush through a bill demanding that abortions be done by candlelight with a rusty coat hanger. They either want the safety of adequately sized broom closets and admitting privileges to nearby hospitals, or they don't: which is it Supreme Court?

[Addonai]

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Your birth paths
they are so fertile
that you had to do ABORTION.
Our gametes
were as rockets,
so you had to get ABORTION.
There was a beach, lakes and sun
So you weren't sure who the father was
and you preferred to get yourself ABORTION.
Your unborn child
was so outraged
that it was necessary to do ABORTION.
If this baby was born
dick - like a father - would be,
so it was better to do ABORTION.
Better that new people aren't born,
the old folks piffleed up enough
so you preferred to get yourself ABORTION.
We had little time
it was necessary to bear witness,
so you had to do yourself ABORTION.
Children crazy what are you doing
children, madmen, what are you born for?
Wouldn't it be better to undergo ABORTION?
Never wanting to be born
I couldn't do this to my child
so I ABORTED them.
Dear man,
dear girl
nobody has died since a small abortion.
Texas, my motherland,
you are like health,
how much you need to value, he will only find out,
who will scratch you out.
Nothing happens twice and won't happen
for this reason we were born out of practice
and we will have an abortion.
To be, or not to be - that is the question,
the answer is facilitated by a quick scraping.
Abortion is patient,
she is kind.
Abortion is not jealous
does not look for applause,
he is not proud,
is not looking for his own
he is not angry,
does not remember bad;
I can bear everything
believes everything
he hopes in everything,
he can survive everything.
ABORTION
When I was a child
I was talking like a child
I felt like a child
I thought like a child.
And when I became a husband,
I gave my baby an abortion.
I'd scrape myself too
and buried without a grave,
if I was asked for my opinion,
but the question was not asked.
Anyway, it's not better now,
you won't buy an abortion in a store.
Dirty walls, cellar stench
Potential entry of the police,
These are the companions of abortion.
Whenever I hear about it
The knife opens in my bag,
Maybe I'll get something up?
To spite the cruel state,
You have to help the poor
To the unborn child!

666

[Dennis Lukes]

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I think the gummit should pass a bill requiring the erection of baby graveyards across the street from all infanticide clinics (at Planned Parenthood's expense). There should be flames burning, smoke machines, and loudspeakers playing the wailing of infants and the cackle of demons. Guys in mad scientist costumes running around with hacksaws chopping apart baby dolls stuffed with fake blood and chicken guts, a big pile of baby skulls.

Also, there MUST be an end to the evil liberal practice of issuing "birth certificates." We need to begin issuing conception certificates instead. A Socialist Security number and American citizenship with all the rights, privileges, and protections that entails must be issued to ALL natural-b̶o̶r̶n̶ conceived citizens from the beginning of their lives, not nine months afterwards. Birthdays are for atheists.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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With HELLoween approaching, would it not be a necessary decoration to fill the 2021 HELL HOUSE with the aborted fetuses to have teenagers with sinful thoughts to walk around and over them to let them know how disgusting abortion is? A funeral seems like a waste of a good resource for these things in my opinion. Would Governor Abbot be okay if we took some of them off his hands for Freehold?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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With HELLoween approaching, would it not be a necessary decoration to fill the 2021 HELL HOUSE with the aborted fetuses to have teenagers with sinful thoughts to walk around and over them to let them know how disgusting abortion is? A funeral seems like a waste of a good resource for these things in my opinion. Would Governor Abbot be okay if we took some of them off his hands for Freehold?

You are on the right track, Brother Rutherford. The old strategy against abortion was pictures of beautiful babies. Following the advice of Landover Baptist and a few other enlightened advisors, the strategy is now more blood and guts. The more violent and bloody we can present abortion the more lives we save for Jesus.

As Sister Mary noted, we must always steer clear of the abortions God brings on sinful women. They go by the name miscarriages. They are bloody too. But there is no reason to mention them.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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The old strategy against abortion was pictures of beautiful babies. Following the advice of Landover Baptist and a few other enlightened advisors, the strategy is now more blood and guts.

I recall thinking at the time that this was smart move, Brother Mr. Mayor, Sir. As any mother knows, pictures of "beautiful" babies are invariably photoshopped. Only a retarded mother could think even her own newborn baby beautiful. Babies are invariably a mass of screaming, puking, pooping, scarlet-faced rage and quite frankly it is one of God's miracles, and a sign of His Holy commitment to True Christians™, that any of them survive their first few days.

Childbirth can be messy, which is why we have people to clean up. But anything involving coat-hangers is messier still, or so I am told.

[Addonai]

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That's a shame that Mary didn't [*** DISGUSTING POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY ONE OF GOD'S MODERATORS ***]