British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

[Elmer G. White]

Breaking News! Uplifting News! The Donald, Mr. Trump gets excellent support from our former European allies (soon to be allies again), the English. Many former men and some former women from accross the Seaways are abandoning their former lives of lecherous fornication and boozing to join the campaign of The Donald with fresh insights and much-needed muscle power!

Example #1. Mr. (former) Nicholas St Clair

A lunatic driver castrated himself after crashing his car at almost twice the speed limit.
Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull, pulled out a tree branch which had pierced his groin in the smash and found his testicles dangling from it, a court heard.
The violent criminal will now never be able to have a proper sexual relationship and will never have children.

Mr. (former) St Clair decided to follow the advice of Jesus Christ. He had a past record of mindless violence but He Repented!

A VIOLENT man who took his friend "hostage" for three days and attacked him with a baseball bat and tins of dog food has been jailed.
Nicholas St Clair, 26, repeatedly threatened and hit Ashley Fiddie with a baseball bat while demanding he pay off a £3,000 debt, which police suspect was owed to drug gangs in Manchester.
St Clair, of Wellsted Street, west Hull, pleaded guilty to blackmail at Hull Crown Court after forcing his friend to stay at a house.

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Mr. (former) St Clair received it from his own volition. He is now ready to accept Jesus Christ!

Acts 8:39
And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing.

We're ecpecting a see Mr. (former) St Clair join the Campaign any day now to bring his powerful testimony before the masses of good-natured Christian crowds to ensure The Donald's Election!



Example #2. Mr. (former) Nigel Farage

A wonderful example of Spiritual Castration, a Political Eunuch who orchestrated the Brexit of Good Ol' Angleterre from Europe and this sin-ridden world. He (it?*) joined The Donald's campaign recently by giving a rousing speech in Jackson, Mississippi!

Mr Farage said he came "with a message of hope and optimism".
“It was a victory for the little people – and if the Trump camp reaches out to those same people who have been disadvantaged by corporatism, under-cutting wages, a lot of strong similarities to the United Kingdom then it does not matter what the polls say, what the liberal media say – in the end elections are won by numbers.”

This is exactly what we need! Little people standing up and saying that it is enough: No more corporations. Instead, we need multinational cooperation for Jesus, an organization that joins forces with Godly Russia and other pockets of Jesus-worshipers to combat the spread of atheist homosexuality. The Donald is the man to do just that!



The Donald sees this like a Prophet. He is our Daniel and Mr. (former) Farage is the Prince, the most influential eunuch in the world. This is the Perfect Union made and designed in Heaven!

Daniel 1:9
Now God had brought Daniel into favour and tender love with the prince of the eunuchs.



Made in Heaven!



Just like Daniel the Prophet and the Prince of Eunuchs!


Example #3. The Female Eunuch endorses The Donald!

More wonderful news. The leading Female Eunuch of America, Mrs. (former) Ann Coulter, defends The Donald against unconstructive criticism!

In her new book In Trump We Trust, Ann Coulter attempts to talk America into supporting the Republican presidential nominee—in her own words, “the great orange hope.” She also attempts to answer for his past mistakes, including when he mocked New York Times reporter Serge Kovaleski, who has a musculoskeletal disorder.

Now, "mulculoskeletal disorders" are a form of laziness that could be easily cured (Luke 9:2). In addition, if the muscles of a limb are annoying someone, they should be removed.

Mark 9:43
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Failing to do this, there is still the option of eunuchoidism! The Donald knows that the man had failed all these alternatives and harsh words were necessary to bring this sinner back onto the Bosom of Jesus. The Female Eunuch, Mrs. (former) Coulter, know this, as well.

Coulter, in a chapter entitled “Disabled Reporter Joins Media Effort to Create More Disabled Americans,” writes that Trump wasn’t making fun of Kovaleski’s disorder; he was just doing an impression of a “standard retard”:

There you have it, a perfectly natural reaction to the disturbance caused by retardism, anyone with some common sense would have acted exactly the same as The Donald!

What do these examples mean? They indicate that the Eunuch Community is now 100% behind The Donald including those of other nationalities. Only in The Donald and Jesus do they have the chance of Redemption and a steady income until Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). In return, they give their considerable brain capacity to the service of the Donald until his election. Everyone wins, especially the Little People of the United States who will no longer be subjected to Corporations.

Isaiah 56:4-5
For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant; Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.

Verily, some body parts may have been cut off but not the everlasting name!!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*We have to re-consider how to use personal gender-related pronouns. It seems that using "it" would be the perfect option.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

Working for the campaign of Hillary Clinton can be very demanding but she has not yet required testicle removal from anyone I know. This proves that her policies are wiser than those of Donald Trump.

[Roland]

Re: British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

Working for the campaign of Hillary Clinton can be very demanding but she has not yet required testicle removal from anyone I know. This proves that her policies are wiser than those of Donald Trump.

Looking at recent pictures of Bill makes me doubt your claim about testicle removal. This however doesn´t need to interfere with your closing argument.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

Looking at recent pictures of Bill makes me doubt your claim about testicle removal.

I agree, Roland. I heard that Hillary had him "fixed" after the business with that Lobochevsky woman. His voice is certainly (even) higher than it used to be.

Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, with regard to your very interesting footnote:

*We have to re-consider how to use personal gender-related pronouns. It seems that using "it" would be the perfect option.

My husband agrees with you, and so do I. However, there is pressure from what (for want of a better expression) I shall call the Trannie-and-Eunuchoid Community** for them to be referred to as "they" and "them", even if there is only one of them.

We need to block this misappropriation of the plural pronoun. It is reasonable to assume that (to avoid confusion with whole hordes of eunuchs) the verb would remain singular, resulting in infelicitous grammatical constructions such as "They was a trannie but now they has castrated themself they is a eunuch".

** Are we going to have to add an "E" on to the end of the LBGTARS acronym?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

Is there any possibility this alleged self-castration was a ruse to get into women's bathrooms and watch them urinate? That is the No. 1 danger in the USA today.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

Looking at recent pictures of Bill makes me doubt your claim about testicle removal.

Point well taken. I admit that his voice seems pitched much higher than it once was and it seems strained as well as if he spent some considerable time screaming in pain. If Hillary can corral Bill Clinton and stop his philandering then that is further proof that she is the kind of cowboy we need here in Babylon.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: British Eunuchs Join Forces with Donald Trump to Ensure His Victory!

Trevor, dear, unless I am very much mistaken you are not actually a US citizen, are you? So what right do you have to an opinion?

Even Mr Farage, the British political expert who spoke so very eloquently at the Donald's rally, did not express an opinion on how people should vote.

Don't get me wrong, dear. I wish you all the very best back in your own country. How long exactly do you think it will be before you return, and is there any way we could help in this?

YiC
JL-V