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Why Hillary Clinton OBVIOUSLY Needs a Johnson
This election is obviously important!
We've been hearing this throughout the election cycle, but in our apathy, we fail at times to recognize just HOW important it is. I want you to close your eyes and imagine the joy as you read the following:
1. No more gay marriage.
2. No more health care for people who are too lazy to work for it.
3. The complete destruction of ISIS.
4. The complete eradication of Islam.
5. Good looking women everywhere.
6. A return to men being primary breadwinners. (Remember, we'll still need women to be nurses, hairdressers, nannies, secretaries, hotel maids, and teachers)
7. No more gun control.
8. No more participation trophies.
9. Men are paid what they deserve because our jobs are more important.
10. GOD is honored and glorified above all else (This should have been number 1 in the list)
Ok - open your eyes. Do you think ANY of these things can happen in a Clinton presidency? Hillary doesn't care! The Donald loves America and will ensure all of these things are reality.
BUT: While Hillary thinks of all things feminazi and lesbian,
It is OBVIOUS that she wasn't thinking of a Johnson penetrating her space. She might have considered Elizabeth Warren; it is feasible to imagine she would embrace Warren and hold her close, thinking it would result in a climax desirable for her needs. Most were surprised when she instead chose a male to work with. Now Libertarian candidate Johnson is taking advantage of Hillary's lack of popularity
Consider the positive impact for President Trump if Hillary has a Johnson to sweep her off her feet!
ALL of the people who vote for the Libertarian candidate are helping to elect the Donald! So, while she ignores anything to do with a Johnson, the LORD blesses Donald Trump with victory!
So, let's celebrate the efforts that a Johnson penetration would mean for Hillary Clinton. The only thing that comes of it would be glorious triumph for the Godly Republican Party. Trump doesn't need a Johnson to win this, but he shouldn't waste too much time working against Libertarians. He can use the whole Johnson thing to rub in the face of Hillary come November.
We've been hearing this throughout the election cycle, but in our apathy, we fail at times to recognize just HOW important it is. I want you to close your eyes and imagine the joy as you read the following:
1. No more gay marriage.
2. No more health care for people who are too lazy to work for it.
3. The complete destruction of ISIS.
4. The complete eradication of Islam.
5. Good looking women everywhere.
6. A return to men being primary breadwinners. (Remember, we'll still need women to be nurses, hairdressers, nannies, secretaries, hotel maids, and teachers)
7. No more gun control.
8. No more participation trophies.
9. Men are paid what they deserve because our jobs are more important.
10. GOD is honored and glorified above all else (This should have been number 1 in the list)
Ok - open your eyes. Do you think ANY of these things can happen in a Clinton presidency? Hillary doesn't care! The Donald loves America and will ensure all of these things are reality.
BUT: While Hillary thinks of all things feminazi and lesbian,
It is OBVIOUS that she wasn't thinking of a Johnson penetrating her space. She might have considered Elizabeth Warren; it is feasible to imagine she would embrace Warren and hold her close, thinking it would result in a climax desirable for her needs. Most were surprised when she instead chose a male to work with. Now Libertarian candidate Johnson is taking advantage of Hillary's lack of popularity
Consider the positive impact for President Trump if Hillary has a Johnson to sweep her off her feet!
ALL of the people who vote for the Libertarian candidate are helping to elect the Donald! So, while she ignores anything to do with a Johnson, the LORD blesses Donald Trump with victory!
So, let's celebrate the efforts that a Johnson penetration would mean for Hillary Clinton. The only thing that comes of it would be glorious triumph for the Godly Republican Party. Trump doesn't need a Johnson to win this, but he shouldn't waste too much time working against Libertarians. He can use the whole Johnson thing to rub in the face of Hillary come November.
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