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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #1

    Proposal For The Financial Salvation Of America

    Soon, Donald Trump will be the President of America. We will then be able to get back to the business of America, which is business, without having to worry about all the politically correct nonsense that is the work of Democrats. Mr. Trump has promised to put Hillary Clinton in jail, which is where she belongs, but I think I have a better idea. I hope others will join me in bringing this idea to President Trump.


    When former president Bill Clinton was the governor of Arkansas, Hillary Clinton invested $1000.00 in cattle futures and turned it into $100,000 in less than a year. This was her first foray into the commodities market, which is a place that most investors go to lose their money. Curiously, in spite of her wildly successful endeavor, she hasn't done any more investing in that market. Auburn University did a study and concluded that the odds of anyone doing what Hillary did are more than 30,000,000 to 1. She must be a great genius at futures trading.


    When President Trump takes office, he will be faced with a national debt of more than a bazillion dollars. I think that a plea agreement should be made with Hillary Clinton that will pay off our national debt and spare her jail time. She could be allowed to invest a few million tax payer dollars in cattle futures and the debt would be paid in no time. This plan would greatly benefit the American tax payer, keep Hillary Clinton from corrupting the other inmates in the prison, avoid the looting and riots which would take place in the Black areas when she is incarcerated and make use of her obvious talents. It's a win- win for everyone.


    What do you think?
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Proposal For The Financial Salvation Of America

    The only reason I don't want her in jail is because then I have to pay for her rent and food and health care, and I'd rather see her work for her keep. Then again, with President Trump, privatization of prisons will be a done deal (as will privatization of law enforcement, court operations, and military), and she can earn her keep or sleep in outside in the rain, foraging for rats and cockroaches to eat.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12501

      #3
      Re: Proposal For The Financial Salvation Of America

      One thing we have learned is that when Hillary is in jail, she must not have access to email.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Anne Sayne
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 182

        #4
        Re: Proposal For The Financial Salvation Of America

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        One thing we have learned is that when Hillary is in jail, she must not have access to email.
        Funny, but most true as well! The Saynes are all hyped up for Election Day, the day TRUMP makes America great again and Clinton gets put behind bars!
        God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
        Revelation 12:9
        Job 39:9

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