Tragedy Strikes! Fireworks Cancelled!

[I Man Rastafari]

The white man has stolen the election from Hillary Clinton! It had already been decided that she would be the President of Babylon and now we have been told to go home. The racist white man cheated and now everyone has already left the victory party and the fireworks display has been cancelled. This is a disaster and I am afraid that my job at the State Department will not come to pass. I do not understand this at all because all of the very smart and important dignitaries have promised that Hillary would win. Did no one make this clear to the white people?

[Phil Ander]

Re: Tragedy Strikes! Fireworks Cancelled!

The white man has stolen the election from Hillary Clinton! It had already been decided that she would be the President of Babylon and now we have been told to go home. The racist white man cheated and now everyone has already left the victory party and the fireworks display has been cancelled. This is a disaster and I am afraid that my job at the State Department will not come to pass. I do not understand this at all because all of the very smart and important dignitaries have promised that Hillary would win. Did no one make this clear to the white people?

Trevor,


If you had the courage of your convictions, you would do what the average darkie does in these circumstances which is to switch allegiance. Colon Powell and Condo Rice hopped on the Bush train a few years ago, and then decided the gravy train was with Hillary this time. Donald is smart enough to have nothing to do with these latter day Uncle Toms.


Ben Carson is his darkie of choice. You could do no better than choose him as a mentor. Quietly spoken, and somewhat subservient, there is no better model for a token negro around the forthcoming Trump Administration.


I hope you take this friendly advice to heart. Otherwise there is a fair chance that you will be rounded up and deported. You could always seek political asylum in your closest Ecuadorian Embassy but you may have to share sleeping arrangements.


Phil

[Nobar King]

Re: Tragedy Strikes! Fireworks Cancelled!

I guess you must have missed all the Donald Trump fireworks. Tripped the Lights Fantastic!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Well, Trevor, realistically That Woman was never going to win, was she? But I hope you realize that you must take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for your own fate. Had you listened to your betters, you would not be in the position you are now in (face-down in a bowl of rice and peas, figuratively speaking).

The Donald's supporters worked tirelessly, with Jesus on their side. Let this be a lesson to you, dear.

2 Peter 1:10 Wherefore the rather, brethren, give diligence to make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things, ye shall never fall:

I wish you good luck for the future, back in Jamaica or Etherpia or wherever.

All best wishes, dear,
JL-V

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Tragedy Strikes! Fireworks Cancelled!

The white man has stolen the election from Hillary Clinton! It had already been decided that she would be the President of Babylon and now we have been told to go home. The racist white man cheated and now everyone has already left the victory party and the fireworks display has been cancelled. This is a disaster and I am afraid that my job at the State Department will not come to pass. I do not understand this at all because all of the very smart and important dignitaries have promised that Hillary would win. Did no one make this clear to the white people?

Man R., I would not be so discouraged. President Donald has made it clear the other races are welcome here. They just need to recognize their limits.

There are still great opportunities in the country for you. They are in show business (dancing), kitchen work, basketball and taxi driving.

Please keep us posted on which of these you choose.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Man R., I would not be so discouraged. President Donald has made it clear the other races are welcome here. They just need to recognize their limits.

There are still great opportunities in the country for you. They are in show business (dancing), kitchen work, basketball and taxi driving.

Please keep us posted on which of these you choose.

That's the thing, Mayor. I have not had a good shoe shine, or my car washed in years. I could not even find a tap-dancing Negro troupe for my grandson's birthday, and he had his heart set on it.


I think the Negroes limit themselves, when they could make an honest living. They have so MUCH opportunity to entertain! What do they have to lose?


In Christ

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Tragedy Strikes! Fireworks Cancelled!

Yesterday I went to an emergency meeting which was called by Mr. George Soros. All of the leadership of Black Lives Matter was there as well as many other organizations that are for the people. We always have a lot of meetings but this was an especially important meeting. At this meeting I learned many terrible things. We already knew that Donald Trump hates Mexicans and women but I have learned that Donald Trump also hates Black men, Chinese people, homosexuals, college students, insurance salesmen, socialists, Canadians, French people, Eskimos, poor people, English people, bicyclists, Jews, vegetarians, Arabs, Catholics, Democrats, lesbians, Indians, communists, transvestites, Peruvians, union men, Muslims, xenos (I do not know what those are but he hates them) and everyone else except old white men like him. A poll was taken at this meeting and it was found that not one person there voted for Donald Trump. This is proof that the election was stolen by the white man!


We are resolved to oppose this theft of democracy through peaceful protests across America which will involve burning large sections of the cities of Babylon and blocking the freeways at rush hour. I have been honored with a leadership position but it is still undecided whether or not I will be able to attend Georgetown University or if I will have to travel around Babylon to organize the people. Also the subject of my remuneration has not yet been raised. I am still hoping to obtain a Range Rover.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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At this meeting I learned many terrible things. We already knew that Donald Trump hates Mexicans and women but I have learned that Donald Trump also hates Black men, Chinese people, homosexuals, college students, insurance salesmen, socialists, Canadians, French people, Eskimos, poor people, English people, bicyclists, Jews, vegetarians, Arabs, Catholics, Democrats, lesbians, Indians, communists, transvestites, Peruvians, union men, Muslims, xenos (I do not know what those are but he hates them) and everyone else except old white men like him.

President Donald agrees with God on all these despicable people. We at Landover Baptist follow God and that is way we recognized a great leader in Donald Trump.

I have not learned which of these people are specifically headed for deportation but we know the Arabs, Muslims, homosexuals, lesbians and xenos from your list are gone. You forgot Mexicans, who will also be taking the first bus back.

As for yourself, I would be cautious about overreaching as in attending college or taking high level jobs in politics.