Greetings white friends! I have been very busy of late in my position as a strategist for the Democratic National Committee and I am very happy to report the latest news- before even MSNBC!
The very smart intellectuals who are the leadership of the Democratic Party have come to the very correct conclusion that Hillary was defeated by Donald Trump who is a very evil man because she was not progressive enough. That was her big mistake. So the Party is making changes that will bring us a landslide at the next election.
The plan is to bring Bernie Sanders into the Party as one of the leading figures because he is a socialist and he is for the people. Also Elizabeth Warren is to be elevated to high position because she is for the people and she is an Indian so we will get the Indian vote. There are also to be a great many demonstrations and riots to show the white man that we will not be held back. Black Lives Matter will be very active especially during rush hour when we will stop traffic to show our solidarity with the people. We will also stimulate urban renewal by burning down large parts of the Black areas of Babylon.
In this fashion we will continue to demonstrate that the Democrats are the party that best represents the people of America. I do not see how we can lose. What could go wrong?
The very smart intellectuals who are the leadership of the Democratic Party have come to the very correct conclusion that Hillary was defeated by Donald Trump who is a very evil man because she was not progressive enough. That was her big mistake. So the Party is making changes that will bring us a landslide at the next election.
The plan is to bring Bernie Sanders into the Party as one of the leading figures because he is a socialist and he is for the people. Also Elizabeth Warren is to be elevated to high position because she is for the people and she is an Indian so we will get the Indian vote. There are also to be a great many demonstrations and riots to show the white man that we will not be held back. Black Lives Matter will be very active especially during rush hour when we will stop traffic to show our solidarity with the people. We will also stimulate urban renewal by burning down large parts of the Black areas of Babylon.
In this fashion we will continue to demonstrate that the Democrats are the party that best represents the people of America. I do not see how we can lose. What could go wrong?
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