[Wide-Open]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

Stinky, can you stop going off topic? This thread is about VOTES.

Brother Remy, excellent suggestion. Wash certainly gets my vote.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

No, Paganism was the first religion and Christianity was created after Paganism.

Like the good Pastor said, do you have any proof of that? At all? And no, what your 'coven' tells you don't count.

[Pinecone]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

Later today I'll be ground testing one of my new theories I've decided to develop to explain away evilutionists and big-bangers. I suggest you keep your eyes peeled for it in the Christian science forum.

It's called "Can God create a rotten tomato?"

[Ann the jewess]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

I don't think I will ever vote Republican again.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

Wash O'Hanley is an American hero. Although he didn't ACTUALLY serve in the military (he had a terrible incapacitating golf injury in the summer of 1970), no one... NO ONE... NO ONE owns more American flag lapel pins than Wash O'Hanley. Should ANYONE doubt the patriotism and heroism of this fine and GREAT American, I have 643 flag lapel pins to show you that emphatically testify otherwise!!

Go get 'em Wash!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

First off the name is Iron Dork. Well Pagans have been persecuted since the time Christianity was created.

Really? Here I thought it was the Roman PAGANS who were feeding early Christians to the lions.

Are you in Bizarro Land or something, where down is up, and front is back?

You heard what I said. Your a religious fanatic that needs to get with society and today's world and stop living in the past.

. . . says the pagan-wannabe, who claims her cult predates 2,000-year-old Christianity.

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

Like the good Pastor said, do you have any proof of that? At all? And no, what your 'coven' tells you don't count.

I did have proof, but Pastor Zeke is so hot and when I look at his photo I get all horny and I can't find it now. Everytime I try and post I get distracted by his rugged good looks. I have to be honest, I want him bad.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

My husband, Mr. Whitford, made it very clear in no uncertain terms that I have to vote to counter the feminazis who will be voting for Osama Barack, and that I will be voting for Senator McCain. We were unaware Brother Wash was a VP candidate when I put my checkmark for McCain/Huckabee (a perfect second choice if we can't get McCain/Bush). Wash O'Hanley is the best choice Senator McCain could possibly make. Then in four years, if President McCain feels too old to run again, we can look forward to President O'Hanley! If not, we can wait eight years.

Providing we haven't all been raptured by then, of course.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

My husband, Mr. Whitford, made it very clear in no uncertain terms that I have to vote to counter the feminazis who will be voting for Osama Barack, and that I will be voting for Senator McCain. We were unaware Brother Wash was a VP candidate when I put my checkmark for McCain/Huckabee (a perfect second choice if we can't get McCain/Bush). Wash O'Hanley is the best choice Senator McCain could possibly make. Then in four years, if President McCain feels too old to run again, we can look forward to President O'Hanley! If not, we can wait eight years.

Providing we haven't all been raptured by then, of course.

That should be an object lesson to you, Sister, on why it's a mistake to let women vote.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

I am voting for Obama. I was going to vot for Hillary Clinton, but she is out of the race so I can't.

Hate to break it to you, but convicted felons can't vote either way.

Are you sorry you're not retarded too?

I think you're assuming a bit too much there.

No, crazy religious fanatics like you IS what is wrong with this country.

Why do you hate grammar?

I use to own a Bible because I was once Catholic and I read some of the Bible. Apparently you ignored most of what I said. Witches do not eat babies.

So is your retardedness a by-product of your Papism, or are the two unrelated?

I don't think I will ever vote Republican again.

I don't think you will have the ability to vote by 2012, praise Jesus.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

I did have proof, but Pastor Zeke is so hot and when I look at his photo I get all horny and I can't find it now. Everytime I try and post I get distracted by his rugged good looks. I have to be honest, I want him bad.

How vile! This is a Christian forum, not some kind of unGodly cyber-sex board. Please keep your fantasies to yourself!

Those fantasies ain't even relating to the topic at hand! Not that I would want to hear your fantasies about the Godly president-to-be (McCain) either!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who will you vote for in the 2008 election?

How vile! This is a Christian forum, not some kind of unGodly cyber-sex board. Please keep your fantasies to yourself!

Those fantasies ain't even relating to the topic at hand! Not that I would want to hear your fantasies about the Godly president-to-be (McCain) either!

Sister Maisey, I am so used to that. It's a burden a True Christian™ Pastor must bear. You have no idea....