President Trump's Inauguration!

[Brother Harold Porter]

My Brothers and Sisters,

Please join me as we celebrate the installation of our next leader.

My home is open to all on the 20th of January. Maybe through the week, if you all behave?

To be clear, there is to be no crotch-grabbing victory celebrations. No cross burnings. No confederate flags are allowed. And while the evil and nasty witch Hillary should be on death row, this will not be the place for it.

We have to move forward and unite the country. All those things can be put on hold, for now.

This is the time to celebrate a man that can make the country great again!

Join me for a wonderful night of festivity and unity at my home.

God Bless us all!

In Him

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

That is a lovely gesture Mr Porter. Will fancy dress be optional for the occasion? Nothing tasteless of course.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

That is a lovely gesture Mr Porter. Will fancy dress be optional for the occasion? Nothing tasteless of course.

I would recommend that women be clothed with attire that achieves at least an "8" on the scale of our new President. Small-breasted women can never be a "10", but I imagine they can improve their odds with careful wardrobe and makeup. But I am not one to judge the lesser sex on their appearance; I am not that smart.


In Christ

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

I am thinking about loading up most of Freehold in charter buses and coming to Washington, DC. How are things looking for accommodations?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

Thanks for the heads-up, Mr Porter; I'll bear that in mind and try not to let you down this time.

[Phil Ander]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

My Brothers and Sisters,

Please join me as we celebrate the installation of our next leader.

My home is open to all on the 20th of January. Maybe through the week, if you all behave?

To be clear, there is to be no crotch-grabbing victory celebrations. No cross burnings. No confederate flags are allowed. And while the evil and nasty witch Hillary should be on death row, this will not be the place for it.

We have to move forward and unite the country. All those things can be put on hold, for now.

This is the time to celebrate a man that can make the country great again!

Join me for a wonderful night of festivity and unity at my home.

God Bless us all!

In Him

I am looking forward to hearing the musical items at the inauguration. Thankfully we will not have to put up with Pete Seeger, and probably not the nauseating sanctimonious Bruce Springsteen or Beyoncé.


What I want to hear is a real American voice, Ted Nugent. I'm also praying that Roper Crossburn gets his chance on the national stage. He genuinely deserves it. Kayne West looks like he has been tapped for some sort of role. He's not exactly my cup of tea, but he's Donald's Hamite "bestie" so I'll give him some rope. (that's a colloquialism NOT a KKK callout).


Phil

[Elmer G. White]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

I would recommend that women be clothed with attire that achieves at least an "8" on the scale of our new President. Small-breasted women can never be a "10", but I imagine they can improve their odds with careful wardrobe and makeup. But I am not one to judge the lesser sex on their appearance; I am not that smart.

In Christ

My wife won't be attending. On a very good day she might just reach 5/10 on the Trump scale and that would be straining it a bit. And it would also require quite a lot of epoxy wood filler for the wrinkles and paint.

Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

I've noticed Mr Trump's fair hair and wonder if a country music singer would be appropriate? I might be speaking out of turn but perhaps David Allan Coe is available?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

The respectable and noble Ted Cruz is doing his part, along with other notable members of our great government, to shoo away Satan and those disgusting demons the Obamas let in over the last eight years:

"If God rules in the halls of legislation, it's the pulpit's benefit of being there, being on site and standing up and speaking the law of God to our elected leaders and praying for them," Walker explained. "It's been the absence of the pulpits is the reason why Satan has ruled in the halls of legislation."

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"We got on our knees ... and it sounded almost like a labor room as people were crying out to God for the revival that Chaplain Black believes is coming and that we believe is coming," Kistler said of their prayers in the Senate Chamber.

Oh boy! I can't wait to see these next eight years play out! Washington DC will be squeaky clean by the time the Donald takes the reigns! As the kids these days say, "Wubalubadubdub!"


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[handmaiden]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

Thank you for the edifying link, Sister Mary! I read another article there, that explained about how young people view Christianity as "moralistic" and "therapeutic".

Such nonsense! As if human morality and obeying God were the same thing. And expecting religion to provide feelings of well-being? Thank Jesus for the writers of the article who point out how un-Christian that is!


If people start questioning the morality of true, Biblically-based faith, to say nothing about the occasional discomfort that comes with total obedience to God's commands, the I just don't know what the world would come to.


Concernedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

My father has reservations in DC to take all the males of my family to celebrate our new president. The women will be busy at home making celebratory pies and staying out of the men's business of politics. Praise the Lord for a Christian leader; finally after 8 years of liberal lies!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

The Inauguration is the perfect moment to bring back the anti homer crusader and singer, Anita Bryant. Homers unjustly took her career of selling orange juice away. It is time for her to be on the big national stage again:

Anita Bryant is alive
CJ Janovy
Mar 26, 2009 7 AM



Like Satan, Anita Bryant keeps coming back.
Some of y'all are, sadly, too young to remember the woman who might be the country's original celebrity right-winger — a milder, sunnier and way-hotter precursor to Fred Phelps. Younguns who've seen the movie might recognize her as one of the villains in the Harvey Milk story. But those of us who are a certain age — old enough to remember her impossible-to-forget commercials for Florida Orange Juice — know the former Miss Oklahoma (and second runner-up for Miss America) as the insidiously beautiful spokeswoman for the ugly anti-gay media campaigns of the 1970s.
And because Missouri can lay claim to a brief period of her infamous life — like many withered performers of the ostensibly wholesome variety, she had her own theater in Branson for awhile, before reportedly fleeing the state with $116,000 in unpaid liens on her bankrupt property — it's with great pleasure that we send you to the latest update on her nefarious whereabouts.
A journalist in Oklahoma City discovered her discreet offices in the city's trendy Bricktown (think Westport) district, where, he reports, she's making plans to wage "a new battle against homosexuals." He went under cover to try to get to the bottom of what Bryant and her husband, a brutish former NASA test crewman, were up to. It turns out to be unintentionally hilarious, weird and semi-frightening stuff, some of it involving possible connections to defense contractors and former Congressman and possible Oklahoma gubernatorial candidate J.C. Watts.
If nothing else, writer James Miko's investigation is a hell of a read (so far two parts have been published, with the third promised for this Saturday) for anyone who remembers Anita, anyone who wants to know who stirred up the sort of toxins that spawned the Phelps family, or any kids who just need to catch up on recent U.S. history. If nothing else, it's an occasion to remember the infamous Des Moines pie-in-the-face incident.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

Those who run the Washington National Cathedral are so pushy. They are insisting the Trump Inauguration follow tradition and include an ecumenical prayer service in their church.

I'm telling the Trump people the President must boycott this fake event. This is not a Baptist prayer service.

God does not hear ecumenical prayers.

[Phil Ander]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

In some respects the transition team is not up to the job. The "entertainment" team at the inauguration so far has only signed up a 16 year old finalist from "American Idol" ( definitely NON Christian - "Thou shalt put no other idols before me") , and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Giving him his due, it maybe that Donald made a deal with Mitt Romney about this, letting these false christians perform at the inauguration in exchange for not running interference on the Utah vote.

I'm still praying that Roper will be up there with Ted Nugent come the day.

[handmaiden]

Re: President Trump's Inauguration!

I'm a little bit concerned about the inauguration, too. Considering the epic scale of Trump's grandeur, I'm wondering what could be done to properly capture his spirit.

Perhaps we could replace Abraham Lincoln's face on Mount Rushmore? After all, if not for his interference, that whole "Civil War" nonsense and it's inevitable "Civil Rights" follow up would never have happened.

Oh, what am I saying! Recarving the Lincoln Memorial right there in DC makes so much more sense! And after, it could be gold-plated! Nothing else, absolutely nothing else could announce to the world of the new order that is being laid in place with the coming of Donald Trump as President of These United States of America.

I tell you, I'm getting goose-bumps, just thinking of it! A huge, golden image of the Great and Powerful Trump, who alone can solve our economic and social problems and make America Great Again.

It will take a grand golden figure to lead us back to worshiping the Lord in the way that He has ordained.

Praisefully Yours,
Handmaiden