[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: President Trump's Golden Shower

This art work does seem like an excellent choice. Unfortunately, some vicious criminal has recently stolen the artwork from the museum, thus delaying the process of shipping it where it belongs.

Sister, those vile criminals haven't stolen it directly from the Guggenstein, they've stolen it from an exhibition at a so-called "palace" in England, the birthplace of the cigar-smoking Lou Costello-lookalike and famous drunkard, Winston Churchill.

Obviously it should never have been sent to England, and the Guggenstein should pay compensation to the President for its folly. But the artwork has probably already been melted down and made into models of some tourist attraction, to be sold in China for hard currency. So sad!

[handmaiden]

Re: President Trump's Golden Shower

Perhaps someday, Our Beloved President can receive the ultimate Golden Shower. Just think if he were to pose for a plaster mold that can then be filled with gold.

How lovely such a statue would be, set on a tall pedestal in the middle of Washington DC's reflecting pool on the National Mall. The light of the sun would hit it at certain times of day, and the Lord's Very Radiance would shine forth from it.


People would certainly see that he is the Chosen One at last.