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So Tired of the Jokes!
As a True Christian™ Conservationist Republican, I am so tired of the jokes about Donald J. Trump (may he never develop diseases) and VP Mike Pencil. WHY must America continue to treat our President, the Leader of the Free World, with such disrespect and contempt? Are there no laws protecting him?
I am writing my representatives in Congress to pass new laws prohibiting Trump satire and banning speaking out against him or his views. Our right to believe Donald is protected under our First Amendment, so we should be able to remove the First Amendment from those who will not believe in Donald's statements and policies.
This is the only American thing to do! We simply can't become a country in bondage. Help me in this effort by writing to your own representatives. Here is a sample letter which you can alter to fit your personal situation:
Dear Congressperson (Insert Name)
I am a Christian. This means I have been washed in the Blood of Jesus and my sins are forgiven and forgotten by the King of Kings.
I am also a Republican. This means I believe in the power of the people to get things done. I believe in hard work and supporting the wealthy so they can give the rest of us $8 per hour to continue caring for our families.
I am also a believer in less government. This means I support the enactment of a law prohibiting speech against our president since it takes more government to look out for incidents where people speak out against our president. He is then forced to tweet all the time instead of fighting illegal immigration and supporting the rights of the various federal agencies to be banned from social media.
I encourage and in fact demand that you support legislation that will remove the scourge of speaking out against the wishes of our country's President. Criticism should be considered treason! Let us look to the example of Vladimir Putin. Dissent in his beautiful Christian country is dealt with swiftly. His "Tell them ONCE" policy is a policy that WORKS.
I am a voter. If you choose not to do as the voters tell you, my vote will go toward a more pro-Trump candidate in the next election.
I will expect a response from you indicating that you will do as I say.
Cheerfully,
(Sign your name, address, and phone number)
I am writing my representatives in Congress to pass new laws prohibiting Trump satire and banning speaking out against him or his views. Our right to believe Donald is protected under our First Amendment, so we should be able to remove the First Amendment from those who will not believe in Donald's statements and policies.
This is the only American thing to do! We simply can't become a country in bondage. Help me in this effort by writing to your own representatives. Here is a sample letter which you can alter to fit your personal situation:
Dear Congressperson (Insert Name)
I am a Christian. This means I have been washed in the Blood of Jesus and my sins are forgiven and forgotten by the King of Kings.
I am also a Republican. This means I believe in the power of the people to get things done. I believe in hard work and supporting the wealthy so they can give the rest of us $8 per hour to continue caring for our families.
I am also a believer in less government. This means I support the enactment of a law prohibiting speech against our president since it takes more government to look out for incidents where people speak out against our president. He is then forced to tweet all the time instead of fighting illegal immigration and supporting the rights of the various federal agencies to be banned from social media.
I encourage and in fact demand that you support legislation that will remove the scourge of speaking out against the wishes of our country's President. Criticism should be considered treason! Let us look to the example of Vladimir Putin. Dissent in his beautiful Christian country is dealt with swiftly. His "Tell them ONCE" policy is a policy that WORKS.
I am a voter. If you choose not to do as the voters tell you, my vote will go toward a more pro-Trump candidate in the next election.
I will expect a response from you indicating that you will do as I say.
Cheerfully,
(Sign your name, address, and phone number)
How does five years in jail compare to an eternity in Heaven (or hell)? Five years is insignificant to eternity. How would it help them?
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