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  • Ann the jewess
    A "Mostly Straight" Gal
    • Aug 2008
    • 117

    #1

    Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

    Honestly, Obama may wind up winning the election because of hurricanes. Seriously.
    The hurricanes look like they're going to destroy oil wells again, just like they did in '05 and just like then, gas prices are going to go up.
    When gas prices get high, the GOP takes the blame. In this case, they have a VP candidate who is kinda owned by big oil, so it's even worse.
    So, everyone, remember to thank God when Obama wins. After all, who do you think makes hurricanes?
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

    Originally posted by Ann the jewess View Post
    Honestly, Obama may wind up winning the election because of hurricanes. Seriously.
    The hurricanes look like they're going to destroy oil wells again, just like they did in '05 and just like then, gas prices are going to go up.
    When gas prices get high, the GOP takes the blame. In this case, they have a VP candidate who is kinda owned by big oil, so it's even worse.
    So, everyone, remember to thank God when Obama wins. After all, who do you think makes hurricanes?
    The righteous American people are sick and tired of high gas prices and the blame it squarely on the shoulders of the DEMONcrats and their fellow satanic traveler environmentalists. They have systematically blocked the drilling of oil wells on American soil and the construction of new refineries for decades.

    Americans will punish these heathens and send Obama to an ignominious defeat in November.

    Glory!
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

      God knows what he's doing. After all, he's the SUPREME being. He's OMNIPOTENT! It all happens for a reason.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

        Originally posted by Ann the jewess View Post
        Honestly, Obama may wind up winning the election because of hurricanes. Seriously.
        The hurricanes look like they're going to destroy oil wells again, just like they did in '05 and just like then, gas prices are going to go up.
        When gas prices get high, the GOP takes the blame. In this case, they have a VP candidate who is kinda owned by big oil, so it's even worse.
        So, everyone, remember to thank God when Obama wins. After all, who do you think makes hurricanes?
        I have sent you a batch of infraction points for being an intransigent imbecile who refuses to use the Godly "search" function before starting idiotic threads that waste our Godly Bandwidth.

        Our Christian views on Gustav can be found HERE.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Transmission
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 31

          #5
          Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

          I hate them nigras!

          let the blood of Satan spew upon them Un-Godly serpents!

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          • gaypride23
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2008
            • 8

            #6
            Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I have sent you a batch of infraction points for being an intransigent imbecile who refuses to use the Godly "search" function before starting idiotic threads that waste our Godly Bandwidth.

            Our Christian views on Gustav can be found HERE.
            YOU
            ARE
            A
            DICKHEAD

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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #7
              Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

              Originally posted by gaypride23 View Post
              YOU
              ARE
              A
              DICKHEAD
              Is that all you queers ever think about? You would be better served by reading the thread about Gay Bowel Syndrome!
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #8
                Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                Originally posted by Ann the jewess View Post
                Honestly, Obama may wind up winning the election because of hurricanes. Seriously.
                The hurricanes look like they're going to destroy oil wells again, just like they did in '05 and just like then, gas prices are going to go up.
                When gas prices get high, the GOP takes the blame. In this case, they have a VP candidate who is kinda owned by big oil, so it's even worse.
                So, everyone, remember to thank God when Obama wins. After all, who do you think makes hurricanes?
                Typical brainless nigress thought process. You're a tar baby, he's a sand buck; so of course you just have to vote for him. I am offended by your racism. To back Osambo for no other reason than the fact that he likes watermelon too is completely ignorant and irresponsible.

                Vote McCain or you are a BIGOT
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                • Mister Brasil
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 518

                  #9
                  Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                  If Gustav kills McCain, I will bake bread out of my own feces and chow down.

                  But I think God will deliver the party that has shepherded His interests from danger.

                  If God wanted Hussein to win, a simple case of boils would do the trick. (I wonder if Sarah likes picking zits. Her namesake, who also had a poisoned uterus, was super respectful to her brother/husband.) Although I'm sure God would do it with a bigger bang than that-- He's got a real flair for the dramatic. An angel wielding a flaming sword would be more up His line.

                  Gustav? God has delivered America, and its Republicans, from bigger problems than that.
                  Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                    Originally posted by Ann the paragraph break-hater View Post
                    Honestly, Obama may wind up winning the election because of hurricanes. Seriously.

                    The hurricanes look like they're going to destroy oil wells again, just like they did in '05 and just like then, gas prices are going to go up.

                    When gas prices get high, the GOP takes the blame. In this case, they have a VP candidate who is kinda owned by big oil, so it's even worse.

                    So, everyone, remember to thank God when Obama wins. After all, who do you think makes hurricanes?
                    Whom should we thank when a tornado kills O'Sambo?
                    Originally posted by Transvestite View Post
                    I hate them nigras!

                    let the blood of Satan spew upon them Un-Godly serpents!
                    Your racism has no place here, Transvestite. Take it to www.stormfront.org.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Bama_Girl
                      Damnable Atheist Feminazi
                       
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 58

                      #11
                      Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                      What do you mean "if" Obama wins?
                      There is no contest. Start getting ready to leave the U.S. you x-tian hillbillies! Obama is about to take the country by storm!!

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                        Originally posted by Bama_Girl View Post
                        What do you mean "if" Obama wins?
                        There is no contest. Start getting ready to leave the U.S. you x-tian hillbillies! Obama is about to take the country by storm!!
                        They said that about Algor, too, but Jesus intervened to seat His hand-picked President. Praise His holy name!
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                        • Bama_Girl
                          Damnable Atheist Feminazi
                           
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 58

                          #13
                          Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                          Algor? Huh?

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                            Originally posted by Bimbo_Girl View Post
                            What do you mean "if" Obama wins?
                            There is no contest. Start getting ready to leave the U.S. you x-tian hillbillies! Obama is about to take the country by storm!!
                            Why would we leave?


                            Originally posted by Braindead_Girl View Post
                            Algor? Huh?
                            Al Gore, you dimwitted bimbo.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Ahimaaz Smith
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 2549

                              #15
                              Re: Remember to thank God if Obama wins!

                              Originally posted by Bama_Girl View Post
                              What do you mean "if" Obama wins?
                              There is no contest. Start getting ready to leave the U.S. you x-tian hillbillies! Obama is about to take the country by storm!!
                              Should Obama win, we always have the option to move to Alaska and seceed from the US. That way we get Sarah Palin either way, so it's a win-win.

                              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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