[Bubba Buck]

Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms?

I remember being at a Trump Rally and one of those Fake News CNN reporters came up to a lady next to me about how they felt about there being no gun control. The lady had one of the most brilliant comments of all time. She said "Just imagine Hillary Clinton being charge of the nuclear codes! She could be on her period and end up nuking the whole earth! The same goes for guns! You give a woman a gun and she's on her period bein all moody and like, she'll shoot you dead in the face without a second thought!"



In my honest opinion, it's important that only men carry firearms. That argument has stuck with me to this very day.

[handmaiden]

Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms?

I remember being at a Trump Rally and one of those Fake News CNN reporters came up to a lady next to me about how they felt about there being no gun control. The lady had one of the most brilliant comments of all time. She said "Just imagine Hillary Clinton being charge of the nuclear codes! She could be on her period and end up nuking the whole earth! The same goes for guns! You give a woman a gun and she's on her period bein all moody and like, she'll shoot you dead in the face without a second thought!"



In my honest opinion, it's important that only men carry firearms. That argument has stuck with me to this very day.

Hillary Clinton has long stopped ovulating. In fact, I find myself thinking that some far-fetched genetic engineering tricks were used so that she could "reproduce" herself.

So, putting aside the validity of that woman's first observation, let's address the second. The Bible instructs women who are menstruating to go off and be by themselves during that time. So, if a woman does what God tells her to in the Bible, and everyone else with an ounce of sense leaves her alone as per Biblical directive, then they don't have to worry about being shot by a hormonally deranged female.

That being said, "dead in the face" is an apt expression. As I have alluded before--more than one time on this thread as well as other times in different threads--when I shoot, I usually hit a spot on the vertical axis between the middle of the forehead and the center of the larynx.

So, it seems to me that honest opinions tend to seep out of holes in skulls and brilliant comments are hard to make with a shattered voicebox.


Remember, God is love.