New Republican Convert, help me out

[Brother Rod Spentley]

Hello Godly people, I wanted to come over here to the Godly politics forum and get some advice.

A few weeks after getting saved, it was suggested by another Christian Brother that I change membership from the godless satan loving green party to the Godly Republican Party. So when I filled out my voter registration, I switched that over.

Now, my question is, how do I go about being a Godly Republican? Do I need some special stickers and stuff for my car and my sig line here at Landover?
How can I get on board to get President Bush re-elected this time around? Also, I'd be willing to marry Mrs. Palin's daughter that committed sex and is having a bastard out of marriage. Shall I send a marriage proposal to her?

[Nobar King]

Re: New Republican Convert, help me out

You can start with sending a letter to Cynthia McKinney renouncing your greenpartyhood. The rest is easy.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: New Republican Convert, help me out

Glad to see you have opened your eyes and finally joined the right side!

[Brother Rod Spentley]

Re: New Republican Convert, help me out

Once I got saved Brother Nobar, I did send an email to the negress' office and told her that I was registering Republican and suggested that she get saved from her Nigrahood and join me.

I didn't hear anything back, so I will assume that she's still being an uppity unsaved negress.

So what does the church here think of the libralterian party? One of the members of my other church who is on medical marywauna voted for Ron Paul. They had me kick him in the face a few times so he would wake up and realize Ron Paul is not a True Republican at all!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New Republican Convert, help me out

Hello Godly people, I wanted to come over here to the Godly politics forum and get some advice.

A few weeks after getting saved, it was suggested by another Christian Brother that I change membership from the godless satan loving green party to the Godly Republican Party. So when I filled out my voter registration, I switched that over.

Now, my question is, how do I go about being a Godly Republican? Do I need some special stickers and stuff for my car and my sig line here at Landover?
How can I get on board to get President Bush re-elected this time around? Also, I'd be willing to marry Mrs. Palin's daughter that committed sex and is having a bastard out of marriage. Shall I send a marriage proposal to her?

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