Submit questions for Sarah Palin!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Later this week, Charles Gibson of ABC News will be granted Sarah Palin's first TV interview. You can submit questions here:

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnewser/2008/09/questions-for-s.html

So far, all the questions submitted have clearly been written by Emocrats:

Your party's platform includes the call for a constitional amendment banning gay marriage. Do you support this? If such a thing was passed, who's life would be improved?

Posted by: rc | Sep 8, 2008 11:43:01 AM

Ask Gov. Palin these questions:
Why would she imply that Obama working as a community organizer not have responsibility?
Explain the federal earmarks that came back to Wasilla with the help of a lobbyist when she was mayor.

Posted by: LAM | Sep 8, 2008 11:44:26 AM

I read that you admitted that you have been busy and only followed the Iraq War in terms of on what you'd seen on television. How can you explain this glaring interest gap in world affairs and yet feel qualified to be vice president?

Posted by: mary | Sep 8, 2008 11:44:53 AM

Please ask Ms. Palin Exactly what she meant in her statement that unlike community organizers, mayors actually do something. I found that statement extremely offensive and would like to hear exactly what she thinks community organizers do?

Posted by: Elizabeth Patterson | Sep 8, 2008 11:46:36 AM

What does a Vice President do?

Posted by: Deep Release | Sep 8, 2008 11:38:29 AM

Of course, I'm a fan of this query:

Governor Palin, you have asked seminary students to pray for various things, citing them as God's Will (the Iraq War, a natural gas pipeline in Alaska, etc.). From this, I deduce that you are intimately familiar with God's Will and seek to promote it.

Will you also promote the modification of the Constitution to bring it in line with God's Law as dictated in the Bible, as Mike Huckabee wished to do?

Posted by: Rev. Mark Rodimer | Sep 8, 2008 12:16:07 PM

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Submit questions for Sarah Palin!

Here are my questions for our next Vice President:

Gov. Palin, your fantastic son-- a true Soldier of Christ-- is heroically headed to Iraq on September 11. How long do you think it will take until he captures Obama bin Laden and wins the war for America?

Gov. Palin, why are Democrats so icky? Why do you think they hate America so much? Are they under the spell of Satan?

Gov. Palin, would you be so wonderful as to share your recipe for moose stew with the rest of America?

Gov. Palin, of the five colleges you attended to in the six years it took you to earn a bachelor's degree in communication, which was your favorite?

Gov. Palin, you are a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association. Could you please wear this French maid outfit while you describe-- very slowly and in great detail-- the thrill of firing a semi-automatic weapon at a Negro mannequin?

Those are my questions.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Submit questions for Sarah Palin!

Those are my questions.

And fine questions they are, Brother Worthington. I'd also like to ask a couple:

Gov. Palin, the next time you go on an aerial wolf hunting expedition, can I join you?

Gov. Palin, when you become Vice President and seek to do God's will by banning demonic books from the Library of Congress, will you please make sure that "The Audacity of Hope" is on the blacklist?

[JennyD]

Re: Submit questions for Sarah Palin!

please make sure that "The Audacity of Hope" is on the blacklist?

Blacklist! You made a funny!

I'd like to ask:

Governor Palin, I'm glad to see that you wish to cut funding for education and maintenance of the retarded; you of all people should know that taking care of a retarded is the responsibility of the cursed parent who bore it.

My question is, what did you do to anger God so that He cursed you with Trig the Tard? Was it ignoring God's command to submit to your husband? Was it wearing men's clothing?

I'm sure if you could point out your error, many American women could learn from your example!

Also:

Governor Palin, what do YOU think of the Paliban? www.paliban.org

Apparently they support everything you support! Will you join their campaign to build grassroots support for your Christian ideals?

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Submit questions for Sarah Palin!

I'm sure if you could point out your error, many American women could learn from your example!

Sister Jenny, I'm afraid I have to issue some Godly chastisement. Republicans don't make errors, Jesus Himself works through the GOP.

And could Jesus make an error? Of course not. Jesus was right when He had Gov. Palin say "thanks but no thanks" to that Bridge To Nowhere in order to save taxpayer's money, and Jesus was also right when He let Gov. Palin keep the money anyway. The retarted kid is obviously Jesus' plan to get the wishy-washy bleeding-heart "indepents" to vote for God's Own Party and defeat that mockery Barry Saddam-Hussein Osambo.

Sarah Palin is certainly a VPILF:

Very Pro - Iraq war, Life, and Family. What more could we ask for?

Glory!!!!!