True Christian Book of the Century - Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

[Elmer G. White]

Isaiah 66:15

For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

I must admit that I had some misgivings about Michael Wolff's new bestseller Fire and Fury. I did even suspect one of its protagonists, Mr Steve Bannon, of insanity. Obviosly, Mr. Bannon is just an ignorant secular strategist who is now fired by our Orange Agent of Fury, President Trump. The book has received mixed reviews but an unbiased Bible-based reading of it gives us a wonderful glimpse into the daily life of a President (Trump) whose actions may seem erratic only and only if the Biblical basis for these actions is neglected. Thus, I give you here, my Brethren and Sisters, a Bible-based review of this wonderful oeuvre! I am going to assess some rousing quotes from this masterpiece followed by a Biblical reading of the citation. Glory to Jesus!

“The campaign, on its face, was not designed to win anything.”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

This refers to the extremely successful presidential campaign by Mr. Trump. This is also God's Strategy to win and thus incomprehensibe to the Jews, atheists, Buddhists, and Mrs. Clinton. The campaign humbled Mr. Trump so He became exalted!

• Matthew 23:12 - And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

“Trump talked nonstop and constantly repeated himself. “Here’s the deal,” a close Trump associate told Priebus. “In an hour meeting with him you’re going to hear fifty-four minutes of stories and they’re going to be the same stories over and over again. So you have to have one point to make and you have to pepper it in whenever you can.”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

Now, we know that vain repetitions whilst Praying are detrimental (Matthew 6:7). However, to repeat and make the sinners understand at least something is the method of choice for God/Jesus in everyday conversation. Let us look at some examples

• 2 Samuel 18:33 - And the king was much moved, and went up to the chamber over the gate, and wept: and as he went, thus he said, O my son Absalom, my son, my son Absalom! would God I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!
• 1 Kings 18:39 - And when all the people saw it, they fell on their faces: and they said, The LORD, he is the God; the LORD, he is the God.
• Psalms 29:5 - The voice of the LORD breaketh the cedars; yea, the LORD breaketh the cedars of Lebanon.

Verily, verily, this is how God does things. Why should President Trump be satisfied with anything less? Still, sinners fail to grok Jesus and the liberals fail to appreciate President Trump as was foretold by Job.

• Job 33:14 - For God speaketh once, yea twice, yet man perceiveth it not.

“on the most basic level, Trump just did not, as Spicer later put it, give a ***profanity removed because of our Fragile Ladies***. You could tell him whatever you wanted, but he knew what he knew, and if what you said contradicted what he knew, he simply didn’t believe you.”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

Of course President Trump would do what He knows is the right thing to do! Jesus H. Christ, He's a Genius!

President Trump knows what is the good thing to do and He does it regardless of the opinions of lesser human beings. That is the way it is supposed to be. It would be blasphemous not to do so!

• James 4:17 - Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth [it] not, to him it is sin.

Also in this respect, President Trump is a loyal follower of Jesus.

“But not only didn’t he read, he didn’t listen. He preferred to be the person talking. And he trusted his own expertise—no matter how paltry or irrelevant—more than anyone else’s. What’s more, he had an extremely short attention span, even when he thought you were worthy of attention”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

The short attention span equals doing stuff quickly, exactly as Jesus commanded. Even Satan was supposed to be hasty in his actions!

• John 13:27 - And after the sop Satan entered into him. Then said Jesus unto him, That thou doest, do quickly.
• Acts 12:7 - And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.

“Time spent with Trump on the campaign plane was often an epic dissing experience: everybody around him was an idiot.”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

OK, what happened to those who tried to better Mr. Trump on the campaign jet? Jesus tells us what happened!

• Job 24:24 - They are exalted for a little while, but are gone and brought low; they are taken out of the way as all other, and cut off as the tops of the ears of corn.

Mr. Trump has fired most of them already, just as He should do based on Scripture. Glory!

And now onto the quote that more than anything reveals the humble and - may I say - Christ-like character of President Trump.

“Once, coming back on his plane with a billionaire friend who had brought along a foreign model, Trump, trying to move in on his friend’s date, urged a stop in Atlantic City. He would provide a tour of his casino. His friend assured the model that there was nothing to recommend Atlantic City. It was a place overrun by white trash. “What is this ‘white trash’?” asked the model. “They’re people just like me,” said Trump, “only they’re poor.”
― Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

This is what Jesus did. He took the form of a vagrant preacher, seemingly crazy, who went down (or actually up) unto the Cross. Compared to the ruling elite of the Congress of that era (the Temple), He would certainly have been taken as "white trash". And now President Trump follows in His footsteps.

• Philippians 2:8 - And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.

And everything President Trump does is for His True Christian™ Brethren!

• Lamentations 3:20 - My soul hath them still in remembrance, and is humbled in me.

There we have it! By an honest account on the behavior of President Trump this wonderful book shows how

• a) the Biblical basis of President Trump's actions remains as strong as evah!
• b) the swarming liberal masses misunderstand everything because they no longer know the Bible by heart

But we do. The exciting anecdotes and pericopes of Mr. Wolff's book show us how the teachings of Jesus continue to play a pivotal role in President Trump's politics. A must-read for all true Christians (reading level 3, so some of the Ladies will have to wait for the audio book). I am now certain that the inherent humility and humbleness of President Trump were the only things that made Him respectfully request the banning of this classic!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer