Happy 9/11 Day!!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Let's share stories about what we're going to do to celebrate America's most recent holiday: 9/11

I will be taking the day off from work (with pay of course, thanks to our dear Pastors' decision to declare this a holiday) and spend the time grilling and drinking some Godly scotch! I've ordered my help to decorate my estate with 10,000 USA flags and my hummer has been adorned with a new full-size American flag on the antenna. I've also had a larger version of the "Support Our Troops" pasted on the bumper.

[Nobar King]

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This is surely a Holy day for us to remember our fallen heroes (not like Memorial Day, where we honor our war heroes).

Should we post here the names of all the dead from 9/11 to honor them? It would be a long list, so maybe in columns?



I was watching C-Span this morning while the names of the victims were read and I said a little prayer to Jesus to ask him to help keep protecting us from the terrorists. I also asked him to give John McCain a little boost so that he can win the holy war for us.

I certainly am NOT going to work today. I might treat myself to a nice lunch and go to the farmer's market.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Sadly I will be working on this holiday of remembrance.

But I did have my lady mix up a delicious cake for me to bring in.

[Nobar King]

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I'm not sure if it's 'right' for you to consume the American flag. Maybe you'll just put it in a place of honor and then dispose of it properly.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I like to spend my time making homemade cards and thinking about the people I love!

This one's for you Big Z!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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During morning prayers, I asked my family to observe a moment of silence for those among the fallen who were Christian Republican heterosexuals and not the usual riff-raff that one associates with JYC.

[LIBERTYINCHRIST]

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I like to spend my time making homemade cards and thinking about the people I love!

This one's for you Big Z!

hey B.T.B. do you think you could make me one!!!! or better yet send me an email adress so we can chat

[Jean Poole]

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Why would Sister Thumper wish to communicate privately with an illiterate LIEberal such as yourself?

[Brother Temperance]

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hey B.T.B. do you think you could make me one!!!! or better yet send me an email adress so we can chat

Anything you have to say to Sister Thumper can be said in front of her fiancee, the rest of the congregation, and Jesus.

[SUV]

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I am Praying that America never again becomes so sinful that God causes us to be attacked as a
wake-up call.

Have we awakened yet? Well? Has any other Country on earth ever become so Conservative?

GOD BLESS AMERICA! Just like He did on 9/11/2001.

But....? Why didn't God attack the mudslums instead? They are much more sinful and don't even Believe in Him....?
But instead had them attack us? I leave these thorny Theological questions to our Men.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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One thing that every American should be able to agree with is that September 11th is the day when all Americans should set aside their differences to pray in thanks that the Republican Party has kept us safe.

[SUV]

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One thing that every American should be able to agree with is that September 11th is the day when all Americans should set aside their differences to Pray in thanks to The Lord that the Republican Party has kept us safe.

That they have, Brother Monty! How long has it been since a Red- or Yellow Alert has been proclaimed? God Willing™ we won't have another one until Right before the Presidential Election in November!!!

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Glory! I've just learned that the USA has caught the real mastermind behind 9/11:

A reporter asked White House Press Secretary Dana Perino about the administration’s ongoing efforts to find the “mastermind” of 9/11, Osama binLaden. Perino interrupted the reporter, claiming binLaden was not the true “mastermind” of the attacks:

Q But Osama binLaden is the one that — you keep talking about his lieutenants, and, yes, they are very important, but Osama binLaden was the mastermind of 9/11 –

PERINO: No, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the mastermind of 9/11, and he’s sitting in jail right now.

http://www.newshoggers.com/blog/2008/09/white-house-cla.html

Clearly, George W Bush deserves another term in office, no matter what the US Constitution says. Thanks to his brave leadership, the USA has won the war on terrorism!

Praise Jesus,
Buford

[Glendora Christianson]

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I feel a bit embarrassed, buuuut, I was busy copying down a recipe from the cooking network, so I didn't really pay attention to 911. Besides, I knew our president/savior Bush was on the job, keeping us safe (along with Jesus too!) so it really didn't concern me too much. Later in the day, I called Wal-Mart, just to make sure they were still going to be open late because I wanted to get a set of those wonderful silicone muffin pans.

[ExGay Alex]

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I was gratified to see that in the middle of America, not far from the Freehold Iowa, the USA has not completely lost the light of Christ. I give you a clipping from yesterday's edition of The Bryan Times, a newspaper from Bryan, Ohio, population about 10,000.