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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #1

    Liberals want Mike Pence dead!

    From the Liberals hate Christians files the liberal political elite are conspiring to have Godly Mike Pence killed by deliberately putting the Veep in the most dangerous position imaginable for an American.

    That’s right: a room full of people with NO guns.

    In a diabolical attempt to put Mr Pence in mortal peril the secret service has BANNED guns from the NRA Dallas convention



    Putting Mr Pence in a place where NO ONE AT ALL has a gun leaves him in a position to hazardous to Health he is surely in a position of super position of pre wave form decoherance between life and death itself.

    I for one would feel very uncomfortable in a room where nobody was armed: the fact that no good guy with a gun could step in with typical American steely eyed, dead shot aim and nerves of steel to stop the omnipresent bad guy is terrifying.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Liberals want Mike Pence dead!

    This sounds bad but I don't think that they make the Secret Service leave their guns in the car.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Liberals want Mike Pence dead!

      Here we can see the long term, disastrous effects of the slow, steady, drip, drip, drip, of the Satanic sanctioned Liberal Propaganda encroaching upon America. In Texas, school children first started to receive orders to accept the "good news" that Heather Has Two Mommies, and it's beautiful that Bert and Ernie are Muppet Gay Lovers. Children who grow up under the auspice of Lucifer become adults who serve in his unholy army. Trying to put the greatest Dominionist Government Authority in the History of the United States in the cross hairs of Violent Communists and Lesbians comes as no surprise to those of us who have had our eyes open.

      We need JESUS BACK IN SCHOOLS!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12901

        #4
        Re: Liberals want Mike Pence dead!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        In Texas, school children first started to receive orders to accept the "good news" that Heather Has Two Mommies, and it's beautiful that Bert and Ernie are Muppet Gay Lovers. .... Trying to put the greatest Dominionist Government Authority in the History of the United States in the cross hairs of Violent Communists and Lesbians comes as no surprise to those of us who have had our eyes open.
        We need JESUS BACK IN SCHOOLS!
        We need Jesus in our schools so badly. Jesus would use his whip, just like he did in the temple, when "Two Mommies" came up.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Liberals want Mike Pence dead!

          There must be some mistake on the part of the Secret Service. Texas is the safest place on the planet - everyone owns a gun there.

          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12901

            #6
            Re: Liberals want Mike Pence dead!

            I confess not knowing as much as I should about laws at the Federal level so maybe someone else can help here.

            There is so much danger to Presidents, Vice Presidents and conservative candidates we need to ramp up protection. Would it possible to pass a law the requires everyone who holds these high offices or seeks them to carry a weapon? I mean think of the Presidents who have been killed, shot or nearly shot. They need the protection of their own weapon.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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