BUSTED! Huge shipment of Marijuana captured by Freehold Security!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Obviously this huge shipment was intended to help Democrats in the midterm elections on Tuesday. Democrats are making efforts to legalize the demon weed in every jurisdiction, and are trying to recruit as many new potheads as possible before Tuesday.

For OpSec reasons I won't say how we found the "stash", (in fact, I'm not 100% sure OpSec allows me to inform you that potheads use "Stash" as a code-word for demon weed stockpiles). I will say that our in-depth research project is starting to pay off.

Anyway, I'm requesting backup to assist in the destruction of the stockpile. Obviously burning it is out of the question.

Updates to come.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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This news is simultaneously alarming and reassuring, Brother Jeb. However it was found, warmest congratulations to Bobby-Joe and his team.

I don't understand why it can't be burned, as long as it's done in a sealed and controlled environment and the smoke isn't allowed to affect local residents. This is how our local police normally dispose of it over here in England.

My eldest boy says he'd hang on to it until after Tuesday's vote, then take it up to Godless Canada (which is probably where it came from) and put the proceeds towards Pastor Zeke's aircraft fund.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Still standing guard, things are getting boring. Could someone bring me some snacks? Not a big boring meal, just some nice light snacks to give me something to do.

Also, any suggestions for music I could listen to? No dance music, I mean something deep and interesting. Maybe some good Christian pro-rock would be nice. Is Neal Morse the sort of thing that's good for this situation?

EDIT: I'm just hungry and bored, okay? So what?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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My eldest boy says he'd hang on to it

Niiiice try.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Niiiice try.
Edit: No, I'm not being paranoid. Why is everyone calling me paranoid behind my back?

No, it's my fault for not explaining properly, like a man would have done. Young Luke was just saying what he might have done if faced with your problem - not that it is a problem, not for you, everyone understands that. Rest assured that all my boys are right here in England - it's 9 at night here, so everyone under 6 is in bed and the others are now spear-fishing in the estuary.

Have you been left to guard this "stash" on your own? Would you like me to contact Bobby-Joe to send reinforcements? I worry about you bearing all the responsibility alone, Brother Jeb, though of course you are never alone when Jesus is with you.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I worry about you bearing all the responsibility alone, Brother Jeb, though of course you are never alone when Jesus is with you.

Well, Jesus can't cook, so I'll take all the help I can get.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Brother, Bobby-Joe says he can't send back-up unless you tell him exactly where you are. The same goes for the delivery of snacks.

I feel very helpless here, over 4,000 miles away (that's assuming you're in Freehold). But my prayers are with you.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I just thought what if just beeing this near so much weed is giving me a phycosomatic high and thats so funny my ribs hurt.

Edit: I can't belives stoners listen to garbage like this, lol

LOL

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So I had a really funny idea, what if I use my sher willpower to pretend to be high? Then I could thnikinglike a stoner, and understand is alf the battle. Know your enemy.

All this writing is distracting me though.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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It's so funny that Stoners think this is funny, lol:

[BibleReader2231]

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I have no doubt that Landover's police force will inspect the crate to see if it had been tampered with before they dispose of it. Have the authorities been alerted yet Mister Jeb? I could tell my Pa and have him check in for you. How will it actually be disposed of? I mean no disrespect but your report seems a little vague although I am not a True Christian™ and am only a 17 year old with a lady's intellect.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: BUSTED! Huge shipment of Marijuana captured by Freehold Security!

I have no doubt that Landover's police force will inspect the crate to see if it had been tampered with before they dispose of it. Have the authorities been alerted yet Mister Jeb? I could tell my Pa and have him check in for you. How will it actually be disposed of? I mean no disrespect but your report seems a little vague although I am not a True Christian™ and am only a 17 year old with a lady's intellect.

That's nice and humble of you but I'm trying to learn about Polar Bears. That's what the above video is about, right?

EDIT: Who said it was in a crate? :hmm:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Trump's Wall is going to have a sense of humor, it's good to have a wall that laughs:




"Ha Ha Ha HA!" - Mr. Wall.

[BibleReader2231]

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Sorry, I was assuming it was a crate. Had this picture in my mind. I guess I'm wrong. Also I thought this topic was about Landover's authorities getting rid of contraband and you were standing guard. Again I must be wrong. I'm just a female lol so my intuition isn't always right. I would send you some food since you said you were hungry but I'm not allowed in Freehold's gated community. So what did you want to know about polar bears?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So what did you want to know about polar bears?

Until you can turn into brightly colored ribbons that transform into purple polar bears...Wait, there's no polar bears, right? Right?

Oh I got it potheads aren't crazy, they just pretend to be crazy because crazy is funny.

Edit: It's about Polar Bears because the polar bears are conspicuous in their absence.