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This past "Holiday" season (Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's) can often serve as a reminder to prosperous True Christian™ families as we often gather with our extended relatives to celebrate that there exist some that Jesus has not chosen to smile upon.
There is always at least one dim witted member that has earned a permanent doofus look on their faces that leads one to question why they are not instutionalized. There often arise embarrising questions from our children (who are not yet schooled in the ways of "social" skills) such as "Daddy, why does Uncle Mueller look like Lurch", or "Uncle William, why does Uncle Mueller look like he lost his marbles"?
Fortunately the American lexicon of humor provides many ready-made answers for these situations:
Only has one oar in the water.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Of course our tale here refers to "Buffalo Bob" Mueller, the "special counsel" that the Democrats are pinning their hopes will find Russian "Collusion" on Trump and Pence in the last election so that they can be "impeached" and removed from office, and Nancy Pelosi (who has been having problems with her own marbles) can become president.
Despite having spent millions of dollars of our tax payer money and two years of "investigating" Donald Trump, "Buffalo Bob" Mueller has turned up nothing that would indicate Trump "Collusion" with the Russians.
In many was we have to admire Vladimir Putin for trying to restore Russian greatness - by bringing back religion from 70 years of Godless communism by restoring the Russian Orthodox Church, jailing members of the Russian feminist punk rock band "Pussy Riot", and pushing back on Russian homers demands for "rights".
Vladimir Putin and his Oligarch friends are also trying to restore economic vitality to a country ruined by the rule of dim witted communists, and seeking foreign capital and investment is one such way.
Russian winters are historically known to be extremely harsh - just ask Napoleon's Grande Armée or the German Wehrmacht. Indeed, Stalin must have been inspired to set up those Gulags that were impossible to escape from.
One of the things that a thriving economy needs is reliable transportation, and the Russians are no exception. After viewing the video below, I think that anyone will reach that conclusion. The Russians have a problem with their cars. Trump was no doubt trying to address the Russian "Collision" problems and seeking a trade deal with Putin to sell them American cars. Instead, the dim witted Mueller has spent 2 years investigating "Collusion" - and thousands of GM workers were just laid off in December.
Let's hope those unemployed GM workers take to the streets to protest the communist Democrats.
Russian Collisions
There is always at least one dim witted member that has earned a permanent doofus look on their faces that leads one to question why they are not instutionalized. There often arise embarrising questions from our children (who are not yet schooled in the ways of "social" skills) such as "Daddy, why does Uncle Mueller look like Lurch", or "Uncle William, why does Uncle Mueller look like he lost his marbles"?
Fortunately the American lexicon of humor provides many ready-made answers for these situations:
Only has one oar in the water.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Of course our tale here refers to "Buffalo Bob" Mueller, the "special counsel" that the Democrats are pinning their hopes will find Russian "Collusion" on Trump and Pence in the last election so that they can be "impeached" and removed from office, and Nancy Pelosi (who has been having problems with her own marbles) can become president.
Despite having spent millions of dollars of our tax payer money and two years of "investigating" Donald Trump, "Buffalo Bob" Mueller has turned up nothing that would indicate Trump "Collusion" with the Russians.
In many was we have to admire Vladimir Putin for trying to restore Russian greatness - by bringing back religion from 70 years of Godless communism by restoring the Russian Orthodox Church, jailing members of the Russian feminist punk rock band "Pussy Riot", and pushing back on Russian homers demands for "rights".
Vladimir Putin and his Oligarch friends are also trying to restore economic vitality to a country ruined by the rule of dim witted communists, and seeking foreign capital and investment is one such way.
Russian winters are historically known to be extremely harsh - just ask Napoleon's Grande Armée or the German Wehrmacht. Indeed, Stalin must have been inspired to set up those Gulags that were impossible to escape from.
One of the things that a thriving economy needs is reliable transportation, and the Russians are no exception. After viewing the video below, I think that anyone will reach that conclusion. The Russians have a problem with their cars. Trump was no doubt trying to address the Russian "Collision" problems and seeking a trade deal with Putin to sell them American cars. Instead, the dim witted Mueller has spent 2 years investigating "Collusion" - and thousands of GM workers were just laid off in December.
Let's hope those unemployed GM workers take to the streets to protest the communist Democrats.
Russian Collisions
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