Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Casting Witch's Spell on President

[Johny Joe Hold]

This is one of the most dangerous things we've seen coming from the evil left. The Congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has powers of witchcraft. Reports from Intercessors for America are now confirmed she is casting spells on our President.

Though I've in politics for a long time, I'm currently baffled about how this can be stopped. If she were detained by the military would they be able to stop casting of spells?

I have to admit the President has behaved at times in ways that seem mysterious. For example, he is pressuring other countries not to kill homosexuals. He did not mention this during his campaign. I'm wondering if he is really aware he is doing this?

Religious Right Issues Another Urgent Call To Prayer To Fight Anti-Trump Witchcraft

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Casting Witch's Spell on President

These are some of the utmost concerns among us all Mayor. Unfortunately, we are in the era of "fake news" and "fake religion" is all around us - from the scams of the false Christian mega-churches peddling their latest books to funding their corporate jets. And let us not forget the cathylicks looking to fill their pews and homer seminaries.

When it comes to cases like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, there is often a fine line between witchcraft, demon possession, and plain old low IQ imbecility. While there have been cases of self-confirmed witches casting spells on our president Donald Trump, in all cases our prayers and the Power of Jesus have protected him.

Making public pronouncements about witchcraft without a professional examination is irresponsible, and that's where our professional pastors and the resources of the Landover Baptist hospitals, clinics, and university come to the rescue. Our Freehold Department of Faith can also do background checks for DNA injun blood, fake birth certificates, legal citizenship, and false religion certifications.

We encourage people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to voluntarily commit themselves for a thorough examination, and if they don't willingly comply then obtain a court order from a judge.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Casting Witch's Spell on President

At this point, I don't know which is worse, being a witch or possessed by demons. All I know is her "Green New Deal" was taken line by line from the Quran. Sadly, she's an uppity feminist hell-bent on wasting her life in the pursuit of fame and fortune. It's such a pity because she's otherwise pretty enough to attract a husband, at least one who is into "exotic" looking women.