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  • Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the UK

    Good Ol' England is in peril. The supreme leader of this once proud nation under God (that produced the most accurate Word of God ever conceived, the KJV), the uppity woman Mrs. Theresa May (for further references aka the LINO = Leader in Name Only) has just announced that is going to invite the Stalinist communists to overturn the Godly Decision of total isolation from the Eurotrash trash until the Second Coming of Christ (Revelation 22:20).



    What is this going to mean? The nation that lost its most vigorous meat-eating heterosexual male stock during the Proud American Revolution is now pondering if it should remain in the Eurotrash Union or leave it. God would provide them the definite answer if the LINO only listened to His Word and engaged in Prayer (1 Thessalonians 5:17) instead of parliamentary debates (Isaiah 58:4). Let us look at Jesus's opinions on this Brexit issue:

    Deuteronomy 2:34
    And we took all his cities at that time, and
    utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain:

    Jeremiah 48:28
    O ye that dwell in Moab,
    leave the cities, and dwell in the rock, and be like the dove that maketh her nest in the sides of the hole's mouth.


    The case is settled. The UK remoaners (those who still want to fornicate with Eurotrash) will be responsible for the utter destruction of England while the Prophet urges the populace to leave. This tells us that the seductive powers of the communist Labor Party will lead to unprecedented destruction of the UK infrastructure and, ultimately, to souls that will be destined to damnation (John 3:18). It will be the LINO's fault.

    'Tis time to assess the geographical implications of this conundrum. What will happen to the British landscape if the remainers or the Brexiters win the battle, let's say within the next century although I might be overly optimistic about the timetable. Intelligent minds have designed two possible scenarios in map format. The image below shows two alternatives of the outlines of the British Isles based on either remaining or leaving Europe. Let us examine this eye candy:



    We know now that there is going to be a large-scale operation to remove parts of the British lands and replace them with waterways depending on the winning side: the loser regions will have to be inundated. The map on the left depicts the British Isles if they decide to continue the ungodly union with Europe. Immediately, we can see the perils of this scenario. i) Scotland is still there. All sensible people know that this would mean continued abuse of ovines for sexual pleasure. ii) The tiny islands scattered to the South are mostly useless. They are susceptible to the prevailing Western Winds (from America) and the property values will drop as these tiny islands do not provide nice holiday properties for the swarms of immigrants that will outnumber the English by next year.

    In contrast, the map on the right represents the righteous Brexiters. Scotland has vanished as it should. Moreover, the nasty, windy archipelago on the left has been replaced with nice inland seas that will warm to comfortable bathing temperatures in summer. The Russian and US citizens who will provide the income and Spiritual guidance to the Brexiters can enjoy the shallow seas of the former London area for all kinds or aquatic entertainment and frolicking.

    The U.S. of A. was clever enough to make her Amexit from the United Kingdom centuries ago. Now the guiding light for the country formerly known as the British Empire is our own President Trump. Make a good choice, British Brethren. God will forgive you if you Repent and Leave. Maybe.

    Revelation 16:20
    And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.



    The future is brighter than you can imagine!



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the

    We must always remember the 16th June 2016. Never Forget. The days that a minority of eligible voters made their choice for no deal Brexit Customs Union Magic and Ponies help me out here guys come on you piffles tell me what you want me to write oh for piffle's sake... <fill space later>.

    Today the minority of a minority party still hold onto One True Brexit as outlined above. While it would be completely proper to throw the Remain traitors into the North Sea, that would unnecessarily burden the Leave patriots with additional work duties such as being a doctor, solving engineering problems and running a business, which might conflict with their work-seeker status and affect eligibility for unemployment benefits.

    Advice for Brexiters now: sit tight. If necessary, pray to Jesus and ask Him to explain why you and entire generations of your family are useless to society while 16 year olds selling make-up with glitter in it make billions of dollars. Please post His answers here so we can also understand.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      Re: Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the

      Faux democrats confronted with reality are always amusing (when they find out what the opinions are they're supposed to be representing) but I thought the convict mining adventure was sensitively portrayed. Scottish secessionists have been cunningly pleached but in either case and especially without non-binding treaties getting wheeled out the Antarctic realms are now well enough established for a new convict dump.

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        Re: Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the

        I've often wondered why the British kept their Queen around, but it turns out the old bag still has some power - like she can veto acts of parliament. While she can't (after 2011) directly dissolve parliament, she can unilaterally dismiss the prime minister Theresa May and appoint Donald Trump as prime minister (who then can dismiss parliament). The Queen also has the power to surrender the British armed forces to Donald Trump.

        It's time to MGBGA - God Save the Queen!
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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          Re: Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the

          Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, I was reminded of this today while listening to a BBC radio documentary called Agendum (a foreign word, for which I apologize). The topic under discussion was the problem of the English Channel being too narrow for all the marine traffic.

          It was generally agreed by the experts that merely w i d e n i n g the channel was no solution, as this would wipe out the very slightly less undesirable parts of Britain. They therefore proposed an additional channel, ideally entirely internal so as not to divide the country in two.

          Now I am not an expert in this or in anything else, but even I can see a problem here, unless perhaps one had underground waterways leading to and from the coast? But then they would need a lot more submarines and pilot boats would have to be staffed by expert scuba divers.

          However, the right hand map below shows Britain the way forward!
          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
          The image below shows two alternatives of the outlines of the British Isles based on either remaining or leaving Europe. Let us examine this eye candy:

          My boys have been studying this and surprisingly it was the youngest twins (Zeke and Daniel, 5 next week) and Eliphelet (not 4 until January, but wise beyond his years) who came up with the solution. Little El (as we call him) pointed at the area just north of Swindon and quoted Matthew 7:13: Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat. This made no sense to me until Zeke (the cleverer twin) explained that if there were a strait gate created by the use of dynamite, strait enough that a bridge could link the two sides, then one would have an acceptable channel. Plus, ships traveling from the west could take advantage of the Severn Bore. Daniel suggested a one-way system, which would leave only the very narrowest part of the current channel congested until this was resolved by flooding parts of France and Belgium.

          Tomorrow they will be contacting Prime Minister Johnson about this project. It is the sort of thing that is, as the British say, "right up his street".
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            Re: Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the

            Mr. Johnson has been a busy beaver negotiating a much better deal than the previous Prime Minister (Theresa May). The master stroke seems to be to throw Northern Ireland under the bus and dissolve the promises made to the DUP to keep "regulatory alignment" between Northern Ireland and the rest of Britain. (Do they have to return the $1B now?).

            Scotch and Welshers will be watching with amusement at the abandonment of their Union brothers by the English as soon as it benefits them to do so. Here's the plan guys - you keep walking straight ahead. When the other side runs out of bullets, we'll step in. Victory will be sweet. Next stop India for an amazing trade deal.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              Re: Brexit and Revelation 16:20 - Leave or Remain and the Effects of the Decision on the Geography of the

              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
              The master stroke seems to be to throw Northern Ireland under the bus and dissolve the promises made to the DUP to keep "regulatory alignment" between Northern Ireland and the rest of Britain.
              This is indeed a welcome development, Dr Toole (Mr Johnson is such a clever man). It will have the added benefit of keeping their curious potato-based products out of British supermarkets. Did you know that they make something called "potato bread"? It tastes much as you would expect.

              Do bear in mind - though the Irish seem unable to grasp this - that Northern Ireland is not and never has been part of Great Britain. It is merely part of the (dis)United Kingdom, a meaningless area. Nobody will notice that it is gone.

              As to the $1 billion, that wasn't the half of it. But as they sail their hapless way into the sunset, let them remember* Ephesians 4:28: Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.

              (* The words "fat chance of that" spring to mind.)

              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                curious potato-based products
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