There Is Hope For the British Royals!!

[handmaiden]

Prince Charles will be having tea with our beloved President! How lovely for the two of them. During that time, I am sure that President Trump will bear witness for all the great things that The Lord hath done for him.

If this meeting bears fruit, perhaps the Church of England will turn over all its assets and properties to Landover Baptist.

[Isabella White]

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Oh, so that's how "Her Majesty" is getting out of spending much time with our Godly President, by getting Prince Charles to step in. I can't say I'm surprised, though. I've heard that the Queen is no fan of our God-sent and much-beloved President Trump, but wouldn't one think she would do a bit better than that, especially since she is the one who invited him for a State visit?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I feel great sympathy for the Donald, having to spend time with that tree-hugging fool. Fortunately his accent is so impenetrable (even to the Brits) that the President won't understand a word he says.

As for the Church of England handing over its assets, that's not a bad idea as long as it's restricted to real estate, valuables and cash. If it also expects us to take its ghastly "archbishops", atheist clergy - some of whom are women - and wishy-washy congregation, that would be a deal-breaker.

[handmaiden]

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I feel great sympathy for the Donald, having to spend time with that tree-hugging fool. Fortunately his accent is so impenetrable (even to the Brits) that the President won't understand a word he says.

As for the Church of England handing over its assets, that's not a bad idea as long as it's restricted to real estate, valuables and cash. If it also expects us to take its ghastly "archbishops", atheist clergy - some of whom are women - and wishy-washy congregation, that would be a deal-breaker.

If the future head of the Church of England becomes a True Christian(tm) than the only right thing to do will be to abolish the false church. That means de-frocking the false clergy as a given.


Once LANDover is the true church in EngLAND*, then we can administer the logistical and financial details of the church in the way The Lord intends.


* I am so clever sometimes, aren't I?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I take your point, Sister Handy, but I am going to stick to my guns on the question of the congregation. They are beyond Salvation.

Your clever play on words has my younger boys in fits of laughter, though my husband just rolled his eyes and left the room. I expect he had some urgent business matter to attend to.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Rumor has it that the President will be negotiating a tax and subsidy for his golf property in "Scotland"--I think that is a state in England. It's called Trump Turnberry. I would guess the Prince will get an earful about socialist England.

US property tycoon Donald Trump confirms Turnberry buy

https://www.turnberry.co.uk/

[MitzaLizalor]

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Perhaps I'm speaking out of turn.

[BrotherLarry]

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Anything is possible with God. I fear that the so called royals have such enmityation with Jesus that most hope of their Salvation(r) is a pipe dream.

Although Henry VIII worked to abolish Papism He proclaimed himself as head of the church instead of Jesus. I don’t think the Lord appreciates being second best to a whoremongering tyrant. He even convinced the sweet Anne of Cleveland to allow carnal knowledge to take place despite referring to her as his sister when he didn’t want her as his wife. Revolting.

Our Bible tells us that Jesus is and will be our King and it is only to Him that I will bend my knee which I am doing constantly until He moves on my behalf.

[MitzaLizalor]

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My previous post was interrupted and I hadn't thought I'd posted it. To make up for that, here's an encouraging chorus which I've always found inspirational.

·If we suffer, we shall also reign with Him

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/2-Timothy-2-12/

[Dennis Lukes]

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It's an outrage that Donald must be made to suffer through a meeting with some inbred limey dullard. This man Phil is a confirmed adulterer (Exodus 20:14). It is an intentional insult that the UK has sent him as their envoy, and a clear indictment of their low moral standing. Trump has NEVER cheated on any of his wives, not like this horse-faced English princeling. If this man wants to call himself the "Prince of Whales," I say we take him down to Sea World and introduce him to his royal subjects (Jonah 1:17).

[Isabella White]

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It's an outrage that Donald must be made to suffer through a meeting with some inbred limey dullard. This man Phil is a confirmed adulterer (Exodus 20:14). It is an intentional insult that the UK has sent him as their envoy, and a clear indictment of their low moral standing. Trump has NEVER cheated on any of his wives, not like this horse-faced English princeling. If this man wants to call himself the "Prince of Whales," I say we take him down to Sea World and introduce him to his royal subjects (Jonah 1:17).

You're absolutely right, dear Brother Lukes, but I don't think that sending the Prince of Whales to Sea World is such a good idea, if you don't mind my saying. It's just that that place attracts a lot of families, with many children in attendance. Apparently, it's well known that the P.O.W. has a tendency to scare children, as you'll see here: