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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

    AOC has only been in Congress for a couple of months and Ted Cruz is already passing legislation with her. I don't understand it. How much time is he spending in her office? Have they been in there unsupervised?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #2
    Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

    He does like brunettes. And he does like them young. But does he have a thing for bug-eyed Barbie-like Bolshevik bimbo bartenders?
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12606

      #3
      Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
      He does like brunettes. And he does like them young. But does he have a thing for bug-eyed Barbie-like Bolshevik bimbo bartenders?
      I'm thinking Ted had the same idea I did, that all communist women are babuskas. This Ocasio-cortex is a surprise:


      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Dennis Lukes
        Innkeeper for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2018
        • 2388

        #4
        Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

        So I visited Ted Cruz's Wikipedia article, and not only is there NOT a section on his beard, it claims he was born in Canada?! Is this just liberal fake news? We all know that Barack Obama was not eligible to be President because he was born in Kenya, so how was Ted Cruz legally allowed to run if he wasn't born in the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave? I mean, I'd be all for bending the rules to allow a Godly Republican who just so happened to have been pushed out of the womb on foreign soil, but a Cuban-Canadian, really? With a nationality combo like that, it's entirely possible that he is secretly a left-wing Communist just like AOC.

        So, to answer your question, yes.

        Thank JESUS that Trump won the Republican nomination. If Teddy Cruz had won the Presidency, he would've revealed his true colors as a RINO socialist, and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez would now be our First Lady. That's not QUITE as bad as President Hillary Clinton and First Lady Bill Clinton would've been, but you can also say the same thing about an all-out nuclear holocaust, so it's not saying much.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2249

          #5
          Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

          I don't want to offend Brother Gonzalez, but it seems to me all those brownies from south of the border tend to stick together until they slip into our country unnoticed. Then, they try to latch onto a (usually fat) white girl and beg them to marry them so they can stay here. Since AOC is already a spic she wouldn't do Cruz any good or vice versa.


          Still, I wouldn't be surprised. You can't trust a messican even if they speak American. It's not a secret that Cruz and Trump are not best buddies so I don't trust him at all.
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4969

            #6
            Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

            The President has shown more than enough patience, so it's time for Him to step in and stop this nonsense. It's almost as if they're brazenly flouting disloyalty to their Leader! Now I'm a fair man so I believe they should be given their day in Guantanamo but many are not so fair as me.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • BibleReader2231
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2018
              • 567

              #7
              Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

              Isn’t Ted Cruz married to Heidi Cruz who, according to Trump, is aggresiously ugly compared to Melania Trump? What’s a married man doing in politics cavorting around with other women? It starts off with passing a bill together., then next thing you know, BOOM. Bastard baby is born.
              My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883

                #8
                Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                I've never trusted Cruz since the debates of 2016. President Trump called him, "the biggest LIAR." Cruz is weak and wishy-washy. A LIAR.

                Exodus 20:16
                Revelation 21:8
                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33

                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4330

                  #9
                  Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                  Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                  I've never trusted Cruz since the debates of 2016. President Trump called him, "the biggest LIAR." Cruz is weak and wishy-washy. A LIAR.
                  Exodus 20:16
                  Revelation 21:8
                  Amen, Sister, Amen!! And I think that Ted Cruz's brazen refusal to support the God-sent candidate (who became our beloved President) says it all! Cruz is a hateful, old liar, indeed, and he showed his true colors when he refused to endorse our Godly Donald Trump!

                  A blessed day to you, dear Sister.
                  Sincerely, Isabella W.

                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • PetitionLady
                    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 883

                    #10
                    Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                    Thank you, and a blessed day to you too, Sister Isabella.
                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                    ~Matt. 10:33

                    ~~~~~~~
                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11384

                      #11
                      Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                      Everybody calm down now. Ted Cruz is not in Love with AOC and he's not going to marry her. . .

                      . . . If they do end up sinning, she will devour him headfirst immediately afterwards.
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Dennis Lukes
                        Innkeeper for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2018
                        • 2388

                        #12
                        Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                        Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                        Cruz is a hateful, old liar, indeed, and he showed his true colors when he refused to endorse our Godly Donald Trump!
                        That lying beaner Canuck is a false prophet as well. He claimed in 2016 that God wanted him to be President. OBVIOUSLY if God wanted Ted Cruz to be President, he would be sitting in the Oval Office right now. Donald, the Trump of God, is the chosen one. Ted Cruz misrepresents his relationship with the Lord, and his god is a loser. His god is not OUR God, who ALWAYS wins.


                        Go back to Canada, Ted Castro!
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • Isabella White
                          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                           
                          • Mar 2019
                          • 4330

                          #13
                          Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                          That lying beaner Canuck is a false prophet as well. He claimed in 2016 that God wanted him to be President. OBVIOUSLY if God wanted Ted Cruz to be President, he would be sitting in the Oval Office right now. Donald, the Trump of God, is the chosen one. Ted Cruz misrepresents his relationship with the Lord, and his god is a loser. His god is not OUR God, who ALWAYS wins.

                          Go back to Canada, Ted Castro!
                          Amen, dear Brother Lukes, Amen!! You are so right -- Ted Cruz did not become President, even though he claimed that he and his father and wife all claimed to have heard the Voice of speaking to him about the Presidency. It just goes to show how dishonest he is! We can be so glad that he did not win, and that the true -sent candidate became our Heaven-sent President! Hopefully ol' Ted will return to that -forsaken Canadian land of reprobates and LIE-berals and their homersexualistim-approving Prime Minister! Speaking of that awful country, my sister Agatha heard from her Canadian friend Priscilla this morning. Apparently, the victory noise after that Raptors basketball game was deafening, keeping poor Priscilla awake for much of the night. But it serves her right for living in such a bound place in the first place!



                          A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes,
                          Sincerely, Isabella W.
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                            Why did AOC raise 5 million dollars to send to Texas during the supposed polar vortex? She's still after Ted. How long until they're spotted in Cancun?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Will Ted Cruz fall in love with Alexandria Ocasio-cortez?

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              How long until they're spotted in Cancun?
                              Not long. Mexicans have 60% more sexed-up hormones than normal people so it's really only a matter of them being in the same place at the same time and catching each other's eye. Notice she flew all the way to Texas from NYC to be in his state. I think the math is clear on this one. Liberals will be celebrating a brand-spanking-new abortion in about three months time.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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